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School’s starting and people want to be the rad hackerman who’s gonna dox people and do the Chris-Chan,
Containment Random Thoughts & Questions
- Thread starter champthom
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Middle school is one hell of a drug
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Was Chris winning the Sega sweepstakes the climax/peak of his life? I personally believe some multiple factors were a climax to his life.
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mumkey sex tape
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How often does chris change clothes? If you look on youtube, his past 5 videos have hin wearing the same shirt.
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Probally but overall it might have been his highschool years, at least in his rose coloured memory of it, he was happy go lucky without any real responsiblities and it was right before he realised he wanted a girlfriend so he wasn't stressed out all the time about that.
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Maybe Chris records all his videos in one long session
That's the
viewpoint but in reality Chris is probably just a stanky ass nigga who wears the same shirt for days at a time. That, or he owns multiples of the same shirt like a cartoon character. That seems like the kind of frivolous capitalist excess that Chris would indulge in.
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Not as often as he should, that's for sure. He's always been a lazy scuzz who wears something for days or weeks without changing. It's amazing that people who have recently been within bad breath distance of Chris report that he doesn't really smell that bad, because with how grody he always looks and his documented history of wearing the same clothes for long periods of time, you'd think he'd smell like a rendering plant on fire.
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Do we have any recorded instance of Chris getting, uh, "flirty" with retail or fast food workers? is that part of the reason he keeps getting banned from fucking everywhere?
shadhardblogger19
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Not only this due to summer school, but I hope I can survive gap year and beyond once the kids are back to school. Keep in mind I just got out of campus for good almost a week ago.
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He got into a nasty shouting match with a large black woman who was a fast food cashier, then took her photo and posted it on the internet one time. I believe that led to his ass getting banned from that particular restaurant.
A Money Creature
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I agree. At least he had the galpals from high school who he believed were genuine friends with him.
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That's probably actually the worst thing that ever happened to him. Because his only "friends" were paid to hang around him and put up with his bullshit, he never learned how to make actual friends because he was allowed to get away with the obnoxious Chris bullshit he still does to this day.
He probably still would have been pretty autistic, but this just made it even worse because it got locked in at the time people ordinarily learn how to do stuff like that.
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In fairness, he was always going to be the class tard, and treated as such, whether or not people got paid. No one paid his teachers to let him sleep through class and submit infantile work.
Unless Bob and Barb had done the right thing from the beginning and sent him to a special school, his upbringing was always going to be that mixture of coddling and neglect.
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He would possibly own less toys, or maybe more of them. He might still have issues with things like BLARMS, but a lot of his big issues in life have been compounded by his "fame", for example people from the Gameplace posted his images online, which lead to a confrontation when Chris found out, which lead to an eventual ban, which lead to Chris holding a grudge against Snyder, which lead to Chris and Barb both hitting Snyder with a car, which lead to Barb throwing away ALL of the money Bob left for Chris on a bigshot lawyer. Like, assuming he never had any issues with trolling, he could have been going to the Gameplace right up until it closed without issues.
It would be extremely unlikely that he would still troon out without trolls nudging him in that direction. He's still be making fake Axe Deorderant Spray commercials highlighting that they're for straight men only right now probably, he trooned out after several trolls nudged him with things like "you should try a sports bra" or "wouldn't being a girl by great, Chris?". His parents never supported that, his church never supported that, without the trolls it wouldn't have been a thing most likely, at least not in the same timeframe.
He'd be at least a little less delusional, a lot of his mindset is based around his real "fame" and contorting it into goddess-tier abilities. Without trolls nobody would feed his fantasies, he'd probably be making Sonichu issue 32 about how Sonichu helps Chris beat up a cop that pulled him over in real life, or other mundane shit Chris needs revenge fantasies over. This ties back into him not getting "extorted" for 6K, again just meaning any money he gains from trolls is trumped by money he lost in roundabout ways because of trolls.
All in all he'd probably have no reason to be dead or homeless, his debts would be far less severe if the money that went to Rob Bell instead went to paying off debt. He'd look far more like Classic Chris, with a much more naive outlook and similar shenanigans. Maybe he'd still have contact with Megan, she'd never see his drawings of her if he didn't have an ED page to post them too after all. Then again we can't see alternate possibilities, for all we know without the trolls Chris eventually tries to rape Megan (or Barb) and goes to jail for it, we really wouldn't know.
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I agree but I think the fact he wasn’t interested in romance back then really worked in his favour, he’s just a harmless tard when Chris isn’t hitting on women so at least some of the high school students would treat him with kid gloves and let him sperg about Sonic or Pokemon or whatever from time to time.
Plus he didn’t seem all too interested about friendship outside of school hours, he seemed content to come home, watch TV, play with his toys and video games and didn’t even consider hanging out with friends after school.
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I doubt that. He would have eventually tarded out, like he has tarded out at every single other place he's spent any substantial amount of time. He managed to get banned from fucking Wal-Mart, and nobody online had anything to do with any of that.
And if he'd done this, he would have eventually attracted a different set of trolls unless he just put it all in a shoebox under his bed instead of posting it online.
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Yeah, Ganespace, PVCC, Fashion Square mall, trolls had little to nothing to do with those bannings.
Chris has been getting banned from shit since he was an toddler and that baby sitter Roache banned goofy ass to his bedroom.
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I'm pretty sure Barb taught him the behaviors he still does to this day that lead to that, too.
She would dump him on these places of business like they were free daycare, like the scroungy white trash bitch she is, and then just leave him there until he got banned, and he now thinks he's entitled just to set up residence in other people's businesses and harass actual paying customers until the business has no option but to kick out the smelly, creepy weirdo who is driving away business.