Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

Also, who's the guy who wound up being a pedo? I must have missed that part of the drama.

Huston Huddleston.

Bob does realize

The answer to any question that starts with this is almost always no.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Bob does realize that the shoddy way that reconstruction was handled was a major factor in the creation of the KKK and Jim Crow laws right?

To Bob that's a small price to pay in order to finally crush state's rights and bring about his glorious future

 

[CamelCursive]

I live in an extremely liberal area, and I hear this sort of thing a surprising amount, with lefties salivating for Civil War II and then just assuming they'd win, even though the right supplies most of the troops and owns pretty much all the guns. It's so weird to me.

If the right were as awful as Bob wants them to be, Bob would have been in a mass grave for 5 years already.

 

[Emperor Julian]

If the right were as awful as Bob wants them to be, Bob would have been in a mass grave for 5 years already.

Yeah but he's also going to be shot in any socialist/communist revolution. Also people in that superior future are going to shun him.

 

[instythot]

Gunn shouldn't have been fired for making some bad jokes almost ten years ago.

Polanski should have been shunned by Hollywood the moment he ran away to France to escape punishment for his crime. Unfortunately, it took almost 40 years and a large social media movement for a lot of them to realize that drugging, raping and sodomizing a 14 year old girl is not a good thing.

Agreed on Polanski, and Charlie's Family got the wrong spouse.

As for Gunn, absolutely fire him. Hollywood should start making decisions entirely around how much of a tantrum Bob will have

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Here’s his response to the Sony-Disney slapfight.

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Bob Chipman telling others to not get so worked up over meaningless shit.

Hell is freezing over as we speak.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob Chipman telling others to not get so worked up over meaningless shit.

Hell is freezing over as we speak.

I don't see why Hell would be freezing over. If Bob is being a hypocritical cunt and demonstrating zero self-awareness, it must be a day ending in Y.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I don't see why Hell would be freezing over. If Bob is being a hypocritical cunt and demonstrating zero self-awareness, it must be a day ending in Y.

Let me remind you that this is the same landmass man child who threw a temper tantrum over the initial firing of James Gunn and was more happy he got rehired than anything else in his pathetic life.

 

[Sped Xing]

SEETHING
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superior sleep cycle
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"Sneer harder." I just love that. "Express your unfeigned contempt for me MORE, LOSER!"

 

[The Tarrasque]

How do you think Bob would react if someone pointed out that "they're obsolete and too focused on their location and thus should be exterminated" could have just as easily referred to the New World starting in 1492?

 

[Rei is shit]

DEMOCRACY = BAD



TOY = GOOD


Said to another internet film critic


Does collecting coke cans count as slumming?

 

[Knyttet]

TOY = GOOD
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I looked up the video that gave Bob a quasi-religious experience and restored his faith in the inherent goodness of the Universe...

It's a video of an animatronic snowman dancing and singing about Halloween to the tune of Portugal. The Man's radio hit 'Feel it Still'.

I don't even know what to say in response to that...

 

[Mola Ram]

I looked up the video that gave Bob a quasi-religious experience and restored his faith in the inherent goodness of the Universe...

It's a video of an animatronic snowman dancing and singing about Halloween to the tune of Portugal. The Man's radio hit 'Feel it Still'.

I don't even know what to say in response to that...

I'm assuming he's less expressing love for that video than he is thirst for Jenny Nicholson.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

How do you think Bob would react if someone pointed out that "they're obsolete and too focused on their location and thus should be exterminated" could have just as easily referred to the New World starting in 1492?

"Ignoring the historical context that makes them as different as night and day... it was clearly a joke... these troglodytes keep attacking this fictional version of me they've created..."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

DEMOCRACY = BAD
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I absolutely love how someone just says meritocracy and Bob bristles. I can picture him on an old rocking chair sitting on a front porch, this poor bloke says something about meritocracy to AFFIRM what Bob's saying only to have Bob reach for his phone, hold it like a shotgun and say

"We don't speak of Merry-O-Taco-See in these parts he/him boy!"

What a moron.

I'm assuming he's less expressing love for that video than he is thirst for Jenny Nicholson.

Naw dog, Jenny lacks a stink ditch and/or is too feminine. It's gotta be the stupid toy.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Cow crossover time and holy shit is it something.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Cow crossover time and holy shit is it something.
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I am never not in awe of just how much of a spiteful cunt he is. It's astonishing really that such a loser can have such a high opinion of himself and unironically talk to people like this.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I absolutely love how someone just says meritocracy and Bob bristles. I can picture him on an old rocking chair sitting on a front porch, this poor bloke says something about meritocracy to AFFIRM what Bob's saying only to have Bob reach for his phone, hold it like a shotgun and say
View attachment 901582"We don't speak of Merry-O-Taco-See in these parts he/him boy!"

Which is why Bob is no more an objectivist than he is a leftist. Deep down he knows he has no merit and no intention of earning any, but he feels a deep sense of entitlement anyway.

Cow crossover time and holy shit is it something.
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Feral hogs rounded up and let loose in the urban centers when?

 

[Cr0w]

That hogs in the yard thing, I knew I had heard about something like it before.

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Fucking city slickers and their dumb-ass disney fueled notions of animals. Next time one gets in the cage with harambe, let nature take its course and have the viral video teach these urban idiots a lesson.

Nature will fuck you up.

Yeah, it's pretty easy to tell when someone's never interacted with wildlife. A friend of mine's uncle had to spend the night in a tree when he was chased by a pack of hogs once.
We've got the saying 'We thought the hogs ate you' around these parts for a reason

 

[Rei is shit]

Cow crossover time and holy shit is it something.
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Ahh yes, the well known republican stronghold of Iowa. Lets see how they vote....


uhhhh, at least hilldawg got more votes than her husband