Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Menhera-Chan]

Visual snow Most people who have it don’t even notice it.

In ssa hearings as far back as 2012 they asked about Facebook, this isn’t new, they’re just making it official.

I’ve only noticed it while starring hard at something, otherwise it’s never visible. It’s not something debilitating or even effects vision at all. Why claim something like that?
Edit: nvm I should know, it’s because munchie

 

[Lt.Munchie]

Kelly will outlive them all. Shell be a cackling stump with a head in a wheelchair laughing at all these sick princesses when they inevitably munch themselves to death.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

It looks like they can but unless surgically removed will just come back, and due to location the surgery is not always advised. Some articles say that the best thing to do for really bad ones is remove then fuse the joint so there's no fluid to refill it.
I'm not a doctor though.

Hence the reason they don’t fucking “qualify for biopsy at this time”. Removal of harmless cysts that look disgusting but are likely to come back don’t qualify as necessary medical procedures.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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That's exactly how I picture her

 

[eternal dog mongler]

In ssa hearings as far back as 2012 they asked about Facebook, this isn’t new, they’re just making it official.

I could be remembering wrong, but I think there was a case around 2006 or 2007 where a woman was denied disability benefits because she looked healthy in her FB profile picture. That's why disability/worker's comp/medical malpractice attorneys tell you to immediately delete fucking everything and stay off of social media.

I suppose that deep down munchies know that their IG adventures don't line up with how sick they're supposed to be.

 

[PootPoot2]

I could be remembering wrong, but I think there was a case around 2006 or 2007 where a woman was denied disability benefits because she looked healthy in her FB profile picture.

That would be Romano vs. Steelchase, which was 2010.

Plaintiff's public profile page on Facebook shows her smiling happily in a photograph outside the confines of her home despite her claim that she has sustained permanent injuries and is largely confined to her house and bed.

Spoiler: Legal Sperging

Pretty positive this is what you’re referring to, since it is the landmark case on the subject of social media disclosure. It was however a personal injury case, not disability, and there were no benefits lost because the claim was denied.

Without getting too deep in the weeds (follow the link for a full, layman-friendly discussion) her public profile picture allowed for reasonable speculation that her private account would offer evidence contradictory to her claim. NY state law at the time regarding public disclosures was cited for the purpose of discovery, and an order to compel was issued to release her SM password. Her SM was combed and it swiftly revealed she’d been traveling extensively during the period she was claiming to be “largely homebound.”

There’s a long legal history backing the right for not just the government, but any private entity the right to access “private” social media. It’s all based in the concept of reasonable expectation of privacy. See, even a SM account that is protected for sharing only with certain others lacks the reasonable expectation of privacy. While there is an informal social contract at play, disclosures to friends or family aren’t considered privileged communication. This same logic has been applied to establish a long history of precedents regarding wiretapping and other forms of surveillance.

Even if you DFE though you’re not really protecting yourself. There’s also a complicated web of precedent regarding the right to access deleted social media.

SM sites have user agreements that explicitly force users to agree to the use of their content and sharing of their data in order to function. These clauses are what SM companies use as legal justification for the tracking and sale of customer data. The oversimplified explanation is that any data entered into SM sites, even protected to the point of something like Facebook’s “Me Only” view or even deleted data, has been tracked and retained by the sites themselves: who have an agreement with the user that gives them the right to share said data at their discretion. Therefore any use of a SM site means your reasonable expectation for privacy is open to challenge.

Full access for legal examination is usually granted since exceptions require proof that a SM user would sustain serious and lasting harm upon disclosure, and even this can be circumvented under suspicion of criminal circumstances (and since “criminal circumstances” include the intent to commit various forms of fraud or filing nuisance suits, whelp).

Requests to SM sites to release deleted data can get tied up for years though since SM has a vested interest in maintaining the illusion of user privacy. One could argue that farmers are doing the Lord’s work by archiving idiocy to simplify the process once that access is legally granted. Feel good about yourselves, fellow boolies.

TL;DR: the Internet really is forever.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

That would be Romano vs. Steelchase, which was 2010.

Plaintiff's public profile page on Facebook shows her smiling happily in a photograph outside the confines of her home despite her claim that she has sustained permanent injuries and is largely confined to her house and bed.

Spoiler: Legal Sperging

Pretty positive this is what you’re referring to, since it is the landmark case on the subject of social media disclosure. It was however a personal injury case, not disability, and there were no benefits lost because the claim was denied.

Without getting too deep in the weeds (follow the link for a full, layman-friendly discussion) her public profile picture allowed for reasonable speculation that her private account would offer evidence contradictory to her claim. NY state law at the time regarding public disclosures was cited for the purpose of discovery, and an order to compel was issued to release her SM password. Her SM was combed and it swiftly revealed she’d been traveling extensively during the period she was claiming to be “largely homebound.”

There’s a long legal history backing the right for not just the government, but any private entity the right to access “private” social media. It’s all based in the concept of reasonable expectation of privacy. See, even a SM account that is protected for sharing only with certain others lacks the reasonable expectation of privacy. While there is an informal social contract at play, disclosures to friends or family aren’t considered privileged communication. This same logic has been applied to establish a long history of precedents regarding wiretapping and other forms of surveillance.

Even if you DFE though you’re not really protecting yourself. There’s also a complicated web of precedent regarding the right to access deleted social media.

SM sites have user agreements that explicitly force users to agree to the use of their content and sharing of their data in order to function. These clauses are what SM companies use as legal justification for the tracking and sale of customer data. The oversimplified explanation is that any data entered into SM sites, even protected to the point of something like Facebook’s “Me Only” view or even deleted data, has been tracked and retained by the sites themselves: who have an agreement with the user that gives them the right to share said data at their discretion. Therefore any use of a SM site means your reasonable expectation for privacy is open to challenge.

Full access for legal examination is usually granted since exceptions require proof that a SM user would sustain serious and lasting harm upon disclosure, and even this can be circumvented under suspicion of criminal circumstances (and since “criminal circumstances” include the intent to commit various forms of fraud or filing nuisance suits, whelp).

Requests to SM sites to release deleted data can get tied up for years though since SM has a vested interest in maintaining the illusion of user privacy. One could argue that farmers are doing the Lord’s work by archiving idiocy to simplify the process once that access is legally granted. Feel good about yourselves, fellow boolies.

TL;DR: the Internet really is forever.

Without even going through the whole process they can probably just hire private investigators and catch them irl. Social media makes it easier though. Insurance companies do it all the time against long term claims. Like someone claiming against an accident that means they'll be out of work for a long time. Either way munchies are only really fooling their followers and the people who donate to their GFMs.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sarah Jean's having another (mild) temper tantrum

-thunderstorm time lapse
-donations and a box from her Amazon wishlist come in
-She's been wearing the same shirt for three days, but it's three different shirts she got for a dollar
-Making cheese-stuffed vegan hamburgers [which in minnesota are known as a Juicy Lucy]. Made it wrong so it falls apart. Decides this fake meat is good for people who are transitioning to veganism because it looks and feels like real meat.
-addresses an instagram post she made about a hate message she received


-admits she only barely read the first sentence before deleting and blocking the person and announcing she was deleting and blocking anyone who criticizes her. She only wants to be around people who believe her. She will never believe she's not sick. If she becomes a big youtuber like Jaquie she'll either have too much positivity drowning out the negativity or she'll shut off comments
-Power goes out in half of the house but nowhere else. It sounds like a breaker.
-plays hide and seek with her dogs wtf
-forgot to upload an experience she had last night. Has been following someone with "seral pawsy" (cerebral palsy) on social media who posts videos of himself "trying to do workout stuff". He went live with her and she said he's an inspiration and wants to send him a care package. Says she sends 200 a month. He doesn't seem interested in it.
-Cut to sickface at 7:45p, she's so exawrsted but not at the point of "extreme narcolepsy". Extreme enough that she can go to sleep now. Extreme abdominal pain earlier. Thought she was going to have one of her extreme abdominal problems, cramps in her "butt area". Pain is gone but she just ate. Reports that since she was a kid she's always had stomach aches after she eats. She's having pain where her IV was removed. Everything is always extreme with her.

She also posted this on instagram to prove her O2 sats went as low as she claimed the other day.

 

[gay frogs]

Sarah Jean's having another (mild) temper tantrum

-thunderstorm time lapse
-donations and a box from her Amazon wishlist come in
-She's been wearing the same shirt for three days, but it's three different shirts she got for a dollar
-Making cheese-stuffed vegan hamburgers [which in minnesota are known as a Juicy Lucy]. Made it wrong so it falls apart. Decides this fake meat is good for people who are transitioning to veganism because it looks and feels like real meat.
-addresses an instagram post she made about a hate message she received
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-admits she only barely read the first sentence before deleting and blocking the person and announcing she was deleting and blocking anyone who criticizes her. She only wants to be around people who believe her. She will never believe she's not sick. If she becomes a big youtuber like Jaquie she'll either have too much positivity drowning out the negativity or she'll shut off comments
-Power goes out in half of the house but nowhere else. It sounds like a breaker.
-plays hide and seek with her dogs wtf
-forgot to upload an experience she had last night. Has been following someone with "seral pawsy" (cerebral palsy) on social media who posts videos of himself "trying to do workout stuff". He went live with her and she said he's an inspiration and wants to send him a care package. Says she sends 200 a month. He doesn't seem interested in it.
-Cut to sickface at 7:45p, she's so exawrsted but not at the point of "extreme narcolepsy". Extreme enough that she can go to sleep now. Extreme abdominal pain earlier. Thought she was going to have one of her extreme abdominal problems, cramps in her "butt area". Pain is gone but she just ate. Reports that since she was a kid she's always had stomach aches after she eats. She's having pain where her IV was removed. Everything is always extreme with her.

She also posted this on instagram to prove her O2 sats went as low as she claimed the other day.
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The state of her nails!! Filthy.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Sarah Jean's having another (mild) temper tantrum

-thunderstorm time lapse
-donations and a box from her Amazon wishlist come in
-She's been wearing the same shirt for three days, but it's three different shirts she got for a dollar
-Making cheese-stuffed vegan hamburgers [which in minnesota are known as a Juicy Lucy]. Made it wrong so it falls apart. Decides this fake meat is good for people who are transitioning to veganism because it looks and feels like real meat.
-addresses an instagram post she made about a hate message she received
View attachment 901476

-admits she only barely read the first sentence before deleting and blocking the person and announcing she was deleting and blocking anyone who criticizes her. She only wants to be around people who believe her. She will never believe she's not sick. If she becomes a big youtuber like Jaquie she'll either have too much positivity drowning out the negativity or she'll shut off comments
-Power goes out in half of the house but nowhere else. It sounds like a breaker.
-plays hide and seek with her dogs wtf
-forgot to upload an experience she had last night. Has been following someone with "seral pawsy" (cerebral palsy) on social media who posts videos of himself "trying to do workout stuff". He went live with her and she said he's an inspiration and wants to send him a care package. Says she sends 200 a month. He doesn't seem interested in it.
-Cut to sickface at 7:45p, she's so exawrsted but not at the point of "extreme narcolepsy". Extreme enough that she can go to sleep now. Extreme abdominal pain earlier. Thought she was going to have one of her extreme abdominal problems, cramps in her "butt area". Pain is gone but she just ate. Reports that since she was a kid she's always had stomach aches after she eats. She's having pain where her IV was removed. Everything is always extreme with her.

She also posted this on instagram to prove her O2 sats went as low as she claimed the other day.
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Put on a tourniquet, check pulse ox in your hand. Voila. Low o2 sats in your hand.

 

[Occam's Epilady]

SJ is so fucking surreal. She's like someone forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of munchie video content and then asked it to come up with a YouTube channel of its own.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

SJ is so fucking surreal. She's like someone forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of munchie video content and then asked it to come up with a YouTube channel of its own.

This is the best description I’ve heard for her. She really does just take content from everyone else and fuck it up subtly then wonder why no one believes her.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The state of her nails!! Filthy.

She has actual dirt on her hands too, dirty cow

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Jonzie continues to not say why she’s in the hospital or what her big story is, but she shared this gross story of shitting and puking all over the place while hospital staff laughed over all the bodily fluids they were going to have to clean up. She’s being treated with IV zofran now that her heart condition waned a little.




Should be noted that this is also what happens to people who come off narcotics cold turkey. Your digestive system wakes up and explodes.

 

[Umaibae]

Today I get on FB for the first time in awhile and I get sponsored posts for some EDS conference in Tokyo ffs.

Have a link?

Fuck, if it's not too far from my place on a day I'm not working, I'm tempted to go. Think of the m1lk!

 

[Lt.Munchie]

Fat Kat shaved her head. Probably so people can tell how sooper sick she is.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

View attachment 901539 Fat Kat shaved her head. Probably so people can tell how sooper sick she is.

She did this when she was skinny too. Worked much better then.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Have a link?

Fuck, if it's not too far from my place on a day I'm not working, I'm tempted to go. Think of the m1lk!

2019 Tokyo Scientific Meeting on EDS

A professional scientific meeting on Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (EDS) for healthcare providers and researchers, in which cutting-edge research on clinical advances and the molecular and pathogenic mechanisms of mainly rare types of EDS is discussed.

www.ehlers-danlos.com

It’s in November

Now that I’ve actually googled that I’ll probably get lots more munchie ads from big brother on FB.

 

[iluvmylife]

Sarah Jean's having another (mild) temper tantrum

-thunderstorm time lapse
-donations and a box from her Amazon wishlist come in
-She's been wearing the same shirt for three days, but it's three different shirts she got for a dollar
-Making cheese-stuffed vegan hamburgers [which in minnesota are known as a Juicy Lucy]. Made it wrong so it falls apart. Decides this fake meat is good for people who are transitioning to veganism because it looks and feels like real meat.
-addresses an instagram post she made about a hate message she received
View attachment 901476

-admits she only barely read the first sentence before deleting and blocking the person and announcing she was deleting and blocking anyone who criticizes her. She only wants to be around people who believe her. She will never believe she's not sick. If she becomes a big youtuber like Jaquie she'll either have too much positivity drowning out the negativity or she'll shut off comments
-Power goes out in half of the house but nowhere else. It sounds like a breaker.
-plays hide and seek with her dogs wtf
-forgot to upload an experience she had last night. Has been following someone with "seral pawsy" (cerebral palsy) on social media who posts videos of himself "trying to do workout stuff". He went live with her and she said he's an inspiration and wants to send him a care package. Says she sends 200 a month. He doesn't seem interested in it.
-Cut to sickface at 7:45p, she's so exawrsted but not at the point of "extreme narcolepsy". Extreme enough that she can go to sleep now. Extreme abdominal pain earlier. Thought she was going to have one of her extreme abdominal problems, cramps in her "butt area". Pain is gone but she just ate. Reports that since she was a kid she's always had stomach aches after she eats. She's having pain where her IV was removed. Everything is always extreme with her.

She also posted this on instagram to prove her O2 sats went as low as she claimed the other day.
View attachment 901477

Goddamn, she annoys the fuck out of me. “This is how it is and I can’t change it.” Yes, you can change it, Sarah-Jean. Get a damn job and be a grown up. How can she be so damn exhausted? I’d love to see her try to work full time and raise kids on her own....she is so fucking annoying!
She really does think she is going to become a huge YouTube sensation? Lmao!

 

[medicaidmunch]

Is anyone else still baffled by mysteryelles? She word vomits on every post but doesn’t seem to actually post anything legit. Today she posted this.