Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

[Silver Octopus]

You'd think that an intellectual like Magi-Chan would have better tastes than Top Gun and a James Bond book.
I thought he'd be more into the works of Andrei Tarkovsky, Stanley Kubrick, or Fritz Lang.
But I guess Top Gun makes sense, it does have a lot of homoerotic overtones.

 

[Arthur Calwell]

I dare C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶ Magi-Chan to play any souls series games. I've been waiting for the rage.
If convincing Chris to beat Dark souls as his psychic training, so be it

Is there any evidence from PSN or whatever that he's played any of them?

 

[Fapcop]

You'd think that an intellectual like Magi-Chan would have better tastes than Top Gun and a James Bond book.
I thought he'd be more into the works of Andrei Tarkovsky, Stanley Kubrick, or Fritz Lang.
But I guess Top Gun makes sense, it does have a lot of homoerotic overtones.

Top Gun is a rather odd choice as a favorite movie for an over 60 year old trans dimensional entity of immense power and wisdom.

It’s almost what you’d expect if an almost 40 year old tard was trying to be macho and cool though.

Odd.

You'd think that an intellectual like Magi-Chan would have better tastes than Top Gun and a James Bond book.
I thought he'd be more into the works of Andrei Tarkovsky, Stanley Kubrick, or Fritz Lang.

Aww shit, imagine what could have been if the Idea Guys were just a tad bit more pretentious and intellectual.

We’d have Chris prattling on about “Dostoyevskichu” and “Sartre-Sonic” or some shit like that!

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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"Magi-Chan" discusses his likes:

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Either he's a dang dirty homo, or he really doesn't know what the word "lovely" means.

 

[zap2theextreme]

The world's most powerful being letting us know he likes the salad bar at Golden Corral

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

CPU Chris is more powerful than Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk, or even Superman.

Why am I not surprised?

Spiderman's aunt May could easily beat the shit out of Chris (not even the Marissa Tomei version from the movies, just the horribly mummified Lee-Ditko version)

It would be interesting to see Chris treating random happenings as signs of the dimentional merge happening,..

The goddamn lunatic claimed some romaine lettuce recall was an unmistakable sign of universes colliding and cereal mascots existing for real.

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"Magi-Chan" discusses his likes:

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6 hours a day meditating... That means Chris employs 6 hours a day sitting on his fat ass making constipated faces or staring at a wall like an autistic potato instead of doing something even marginally productive (and even with that he's probably lying in order to look "laborious").

 

[Kosher Dill]

It’s almost what you’d expect if an almost 40 year old tard was trying to be macho and cool though.

I love it, this is almost like a new "Rollin and Trollin".

 

[jawsome]

Chris writing Magi-chans 'likes' remind me a lot of this:

Spoiler: 'Stan' Brule

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Without a current understanding of psychology and mental illness, people may have come to the conclusion that the Chaotic Combo, "CPUs," and "ponies" are a legion of evil spirits haunting Chris.

Just look at how shit his life went since he invented Sonichu...

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Without a current understanding of psychology and mental illness, people may have come to the conclusion that the Chaotic Combo, "CPUs," and "ponies" are a legion of evil spirits haunting Chris.

Just look at how shit his life went since he invented Sonichu...

Chris would definitely be getting an exorcism what with him claiming he’s getting possessed by beings who want to open up a portal so more can come through and ‘merge’ with people.

 

[Deadpool]

I wish someone would ask him how Barb is reacting to Chris being Possessed. I would guess she doesn't care as long as the shit she wants Chris to gets done.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Magi-Chan already trying to justify for when he cheats on Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

Magi-Chan already trying to justify for when he cheats on Chris.

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Sounds like divorce is less likely going to happen. I remember the time when he's troubling on choosing between two "girls". When Girl A died, Chris went back to Julie immediately.

So what if some really attractive woman tries to seduce "magi-chan"? Will he:

• "No thanks, my heart and penis is only for Christine and mewtwo"
• Date the woman IRL using Chris's body as a host, basically Chris dating her.

 

[Mason Verger]

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Haha Chris struggling to keep up with sheer density of his own bullshit.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Magi-Chan already trying to justify for when he cheats on Chris.

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When even figments of your imagination cheat on you...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If Chris and Magi Chan had a single kick of sense, they would perform whatever spell they did on each other to Barb and another host Chu.

Barb is gonna die soon. It would be a good idea to put her soul out of the dying body.

 

[Tikbalang]

When even figments of your imagination cheat on you...

I'm waiting for Chris's tweet

Sylvanna was cheating on me with some muscular niggos on the CWCville beach

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If Chris and Magi Chan had a single kick of sense, they would perform whatever spell they did on each other to Barb and another host Chu.

Barb is gonna die soon. It would be a good idea to put her soul out of the dying body.

God, now I just see Chris in the ambulance with Barb in her last dying moments trying to perform Lay on Hands while chanting about the merge and the commodore 64.
"Don't worry mom! Punchy Sonichu's going to enter your body and die for you! I never liked him anyway and he's willing to go in your place!"

 

[Tikbalang]

God, now I just see Chris in the ambulance with Barb in her last dying moments trying to perform Lay on Hands while chanting about the merge and the commodore 64.

15 minutes later, he goes back on his usual routine: vidyas, eat, porn, sleep.

If Chris and Magi Chan had a single kick of sense, they would perform whatever spell they did on each other to Barb and another host Chu.

Barb is gonna die soon. It would be a good idea to put her soul out of the dying body.

Barb asked Chris for her medicine. Chris took the cyanide pills as vitamin b12

 

[fiu0cm]

I miss @fiu0cm the most in times like these.

Fuck me, I have so much to catch up on.