Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

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TrippinKahlua said:
I dunno about that Chris. In 2011 during her last weeks with Bob aka the plug that kept her sanity, she claimed she didn't raise a daughter

And she didn't raise a Sonichu.

Not even a pokemon. They didn't exist during her prime.
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I think Barb has given up on that front. After all, being the mother of a Sonichu Goddess makes you very powerful. It’s probably even easier to manipulate Chris now.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I dunno about that Chris. In 2011 during her last weeks with Bob aka the plug that kept her sanity, she claimed she didn't raise a daughter
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That was a long time ago.

At this point - dementia or not; dying or not - Barb has just plain run out of fucks to give. All she wants is peace and quiet and, as long as it means Chris will leave her alone and not chimp out, Barb will go along with whatever nonsense Chris comes up with.
 
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Muscle Bra said:
That was a long time ago.

At this point - dementia or not; dying or not - Barb has just plain run out of fucks to give. All she wants is peace and quiet and, as long as it means Chris will leave her alone and not chimp out, Barb will go along with whatever nonsense Chris comes up with.
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Yeah.. Barbs seen some shit over the years. This is just another Wednesday in the David Lynch-ian hell she lives in.
 
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No matter how long I've known someone, even if they were my child, if they came to me and explained they swapped bodies with a cartoon character and that I was actually talking to Donald duck or whoever, I'd be shipping them off to the loony bin post-haste or else I'd be expecting them to slit my throat while I slept.
 
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Yeah.. Barbs seen some shit over the years. This is just another Wednesday in the David Lynch-ian hell she lives in.
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When you put it that way... yeah you're right. Chris telling his mom that he's possessed by a cartoon character is not even a blip on teh radar.

Although it does make me wonder what WOULD get her to take action at this point? She seems pretty tuned out.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
You'd think that an intellectual like Magi-Chan would have better tastes than Top Gun and a James Bond book.
I thought he'd be more into the works of Andrei Tarkovsky, Stanley Kubrick, or Fritz Lang.
But I guess Top Gun makes sense, it does have a lot of homoerotic overtones.
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if Chris read books, he would probably enjoy Ian Fleming. lots of sex and silly puns.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
When you put it that way... yeah you're right. Chris telling his mom that he's possessed by a cartoon character is not even a blip on teh radar.

Although it does make me wonder what WOULD get her to take action at this point? She seems pretty tuned out.
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He also shits and pisses on the floor so short of him plunging a knife in her neck, probably nothing.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Although it does make me wonder what WOULD get her to take action at this point? She seems pretty tuned out.
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Stalking and harassing random women? It keeps him out of the house.

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'ing the dean of a college in her own office? Hmm, yeah.

Hit and run? Old news.

Burning a house down? Been there, done that.

Claiming he's a woman? It's just a phase he's going through.

Pepper spraying some dude? Whatevs.

Seriously - short of coming home with a dead body, where else is there for Chris to go?
 
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How did Chris learn the word "individual" anyway?

I imagine heard it, didn't know what it meant, a teacher or Borb had to frustratingly hammer it in (or he heard it on TV), and when he finally got it he kept spamming it. I also imagine it's the same with other "big words" he likes, like "perception."
 
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MagiChan comes off as the shittiest husband ever. Cheats on his wife and calls ot an open relationship, talks about himself constantly, is possessive and controlling, and keeps promising poor Chris that someday he'll buy her that merge she's been asking for. You know it won't come, he's got no job.

Just a deadbeat all around. Chris can do better.
 
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Muscle Bra said:
Stalking and harassing random women? It keeps him out of the house.

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'ing the dean of a college in her own office? Hmm, yeah.

Hit and run? Old news.

Burning a house down? Been there, done that.

Claiming he's a woman? It's just a phase he's going through.

Pepper spraying some dude? Whatevs.

Seriously - short of coming home with a dead body, where else is there for Chris to go?
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Short of an interruption of Chris' income stream and the money going into her pocket, Barb gives no fucks. Chris could probably come home with a dead body, bury it somewhere in the yard, and as long as the police didn't show up to take her paypig away, I doubt she would give a shit.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Without a current understanding of psychology and mental illness, people may have come to the conclusion that the Chaotic Combo, "CPUs," and "ponies" are a legion of evil spirits haunting Chris.
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"Our name is Christopher, Christian, Christine, Ricardo, CPU Blue Hearth, Nightstar, Weston Chandler, for we are many"
 
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