Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Chronicshillcow]

Hence the reason they don’t fucking “qualify for biopsy at this time”. Removal of harmless cysts that look disgusting but are likely to come back don’t qualify as necessary medical procedures.

I know a chick that got 5 of these removed , depending on who you have take care of them removal of these not bothering your joints would be about $700. Most dermatologist remove these with lido and since it’s not covered by insurance you can usually get a discount on having any additional ones removed after the first one.

I bet this girl isn’t going to get it fixed because she’ll want to show them off...

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Have a link?

Fuck, if it's not too far from my place on a day I'm not working, I'm tempted to go. Think of the m1lk!

What I learned from the conference in the states is not one of the well known moos mentioned the US conference much less attended it in person or online.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sarah-Jean wasn't getting enough attention today, so she went to the ER.

-home nurse tried to change her IV twice, the rule is after two pokes she has to get it put in at the ER
-wearing a mask and sunglasses indoors
-ER was not told that she needs to go to the ER for a line, she's shocked because a nurse was ready to put the line in anyway and she could be a junkie trying to get a line in for IV drugs. No, you're just a munchie.
-Couldn't get an order from her home health/insurance but they're putting it in anyway
-Forgot her special bandages to cover her IV site and they're only going to give her the basic bandage, not any "cool other ones"
-Massive tubing, big bandage, she is not happy.
-Eats the other cheeseburger she made yesterday
-finally got her emgality (migraine -mab drug she doesn't need) and evildad administers it
-Ending vlog early

Two SJ videos in a few hours. I must really hate myself.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

Or something like best munchie moment, like SJ falling over in her wheedlchair or Janjan's eulogy for Jaquie, or when Kelly has her manky legs chopped off (we're in the endgame, I can feel it).

Don't forget when Chronically Court SHOVED her walker off to the side of the airport walkway as others looked on in surprise and RAN over to her fellow vax injured friend in a wheelchair. Epic.

Looks like a synovial cyst. Basically a pocket full of the fluid that lubricates the joints. Common, benign, usually appear on the lower back, can cause pain or compress a nerve. Treatment only if they're causing significant problems. In worst case scenario, seems like steroid injections and PT are the treatment.

fun story they used to be called Bible Thumpers bc they’d Whack you with a Bible for it to burst.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Don't forget when Chronically Court SHOVED her walker off to the side of the airport walkway as others looked on in surprise and RAN over to her fellow vax injured friend in a wheelchair. Epic.

fun story they used to be called Bible Thumpers bc they’d Whack you with a Bible for it to burst.

yeah someone I know has one and rocks her weight back and forth on a tile floor to burst it. I asked her last night when I posted about it. She said her doc told her based on where it is there’s a high chance she’ll have permanent problems from it being removed or steroids being used, whereas she gets a period of total relief if she just pops it. So she pops it and goes on with her life.

It’s not that these girls have no problems. It’s that they make mountains of molehills. It not only misrepresents these illness to the unaware masses but it makes people who genuinely have these disorders (especially young women) feel they’re not being taken seriously if their doctor gives common sense advice like “oh yeah just pop it on your kitchen floor, it’ll come back but you’ll feel better for a few weeks.” Because Jaquie got full general anesthesia for an ingrown toenail so why aren’t they being scheduled to have this horrible leak of spinal fluid fixed?

 

[Poop Shoot]

It’s not that these girls have no problems. It’s that they make mountains of molehills.

My favorite is when they wax poetic about migraines like they're some serious mysterious, rare, life changing disease. They're common as fuck, and if you take medicine early enough you can pretty much skip the headache part of it anyway. Really not a dibilitating condition, more like an inconvenience.

 

[Tom_Ford_Lipstick]

Jonzie continues to not say why she’s in the hospital or what her big story is, but she shared this gross story of shitting and puking all over the place while hospital staff laughed over all the bodily fluids they were going to have to clean up. She’s being treated with IV zofran now that her heart condition waned a little.

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Should be noted that this is also what happens to people who come off narcotics cold turkey. Your digestive system wakes up and explodes.

That is legit detoxing. The nurses were laughing at it because they know.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Sarah-Jean wasn't getting enough attention today, so she went to the ER.

-home nurse tried to change her IV twice, the rule is after two pokes she has to get it put in at the ER
-wearing a mask and sunglasses indoors
-ER was not told that she needs to go to the ER for a line, she's shocked because a nurse was ready to put the line in anyway and she could be a junkie trying to get a line in for IV drugs. No, you're just a munchie.
-Couldn't get an order from her home health/insurance but they're putting it in anyway
-Forgot her special bandages to cover her IV site and they're only going to give her the basic bandage, not any "cool other ones"
-Massive tubing, big bandage, she is not happy.
-Eats the other cheeseburger she made yesterday
-finally got her emgality (migraine -mab drug she doesn't need) and evildad administers it
-Ending vlog early

Two SJ videos in a few hours. I must really hate myself.

 

[large_farva]

Sarah-Jean wasn't getting enough attention today, so she went to the ER.

-home nurse tried to change her IV twice, the rule is after two pokes she has to get it put in at the ER
-wearing a mask and sunglasses indoors
-ER was not told that she needs to go to the ER for a line, she's shocked because a nurse was ready to put the line in anyway and she could be a junkie trying to get a line in for IV drugs. No, you're just a munchie.
-Couldn't get an order from her home health/insurance but they're putting it in anyway
-Forgot her special bandages to cover her IV site and they're only going to give her the basic bandage, not any "cool other ones"
-Massive tubing, big bandage, she is not happy.
-Eats the other cheeseburger she made yesterday
-finally got her emgality (migraine -mab drug she doesn't need) and evildad administers it
-Ending vlog early

Two SJ videos in a few hours. I must really hate myself.

Uh...
this is fucking hilarious:
If you can hear the nurses outside her room at 03:10

"She's going to need a peripheral line, and she's really excited!"
"I know"
<laughter>

eta
And I reached the end and realized they overheard her bitching, or she bitched directly to them about not having her special fucking bandage so they gave her the most exceptional bandaging job.
I fucking love that they were laughing at her for her obvious excitement about her ER trip.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Uh...
this is fucking hilarious:
If you can hear the nurses outside her room at 03:10

eta
And I reached the end and realized they overheard her bitching, or she bitched directly to them about not having her special fucking bandage so they gave her the most exceptional bandaging job.
I fucking love that they were laughing at her for her obvious excitement about her ER trip.

Jesus christ I didn't even hear that. Good catch. This bitch is so transparent and stupid. Like she was so busy documenting her special ER trip and the room they put her in that she didn't hear the nurses gossiping about her?

Eta: can you imagine Jaquie leaving something like this in one of her videos? That shit would have ended up on the cutting room floor, never to see the light of day.

 

[ShadowCass]

I seem to recall she mentioned in an earlier “vlog” that after 2-3 tries they had to send a different nurse. Surprised the direction is now to go to the ER. Curious if (in ascending order of probability)
they changed policy or
they changed policy *for her*
There was no policy change at all and she was looking for an excuse to go ER.

Edited for formatting.

Sarah-Jean wasn't getting enough attention today, so she went to the ER...
-home nurse tried to change her IV twice, the rule is after two pokes she has to get it put in at the ER

 

[Toohottotrot]

Jesus christ I didn't even hear that. Good catch. This bitch is so transparent Eta: can you imagine Jaquie leaving something like this in one of her videos? That shit would have ended up on the cutting room floor, never to see the light of day.

No I kind of wish the family would release some wacjac more crappy behaviours and responses from staff as a way of

 

[large_farva]

Jesus christ I didn't even hear that. Good catch. This bitch is so transparent and stupid. Like she was so busy documenting her special ER trip and the room they put her in that she didn't hear the nurses gossiping about her?

Eta: can you imagine Jaquie leaving something like this in one of her videos? That shit would have ended up on the cutting room floor, never to see the light of day.

Did she just accidentally put .18 or did she forget it's 2019?
Just look at that exceptional tape job... I count 5 different kinds.

 

[Cold Waffle]

S-J is my munchie of choice. Her mind is simple and her mistakes are glorious. Just when I thought that she'd had enough absurdity for one week, she busts out with a gratuitous ER visit for an IV line. Clearly, the home health company has reached their limit with her. It's only a matter of time before this spins out of control even further. She's going to get some sort of flag on her head in the ER after that stunt, so further adventures are going to be a treat.

I wonder how long her doctor's orders for saline are good. He only wrote them to shut her up, and even told her that she'll never be happy no matter what they do to help her imaginary illnesses. The day will come when her precious salt water bags will no longer be authorized. The chimping will be exceptional.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

S-J is my munchie of choice. Her mind is simple and her mistakes are glorious. Just when I thought that she'd had enough absurdity for one week, she busts out with a gratuitous ER visit for an IV line. Clearly, the home health company has reached their limit with her. It's only a matter of time before this spins out of control even further. She's going to get some sort of flag on her head in the ER after that stunt, so further adventures are going to be a treat.

I wonder how long her doctor's orders for saline are good. He only wrote them to shut her up, and even told her that she'll never be happy no matter what they do to help her imaginary illnesses. The day will come when her precious salt water bags will no longer be authorized. The chimping will be exceptional.

I'm betting that between EvilDad expecting her to work and contribute to society and her doctors being fed up, she's going to find someone else to leech off: her genuinely ill mother or one of her siblings, maybe a friend back in Florida, maybe she pulls an ALR and moves in with some butch redneck in Kentucky she barely knows. She's going to seek a new caretaker and new doctors to attempt to dupe and it's going to be spectacular to watch her start over.

 

[dopedodo]

I clicked through to the YT page for S-J's ER trip video and this was the next video in the autoplay queue. Brilliant.

(nb: not armchairing, just appreciating the little things)

 

[Cold Waffle]

I'm betting that between EvilDad expecting her to work and contribute to society and her doctors being fed up, she's going to find someone else to leech off: her genuinely ill mother or one of her siblings, maybe a friend back in Florida, maybe she pulls an ALR and moves in with some butch redneck in Kentucky she barely knows. She's going to seek a new caretaker and new doctors to attempt to dupe and it's going to be spectacular to watch her start over.

I wonder what her Becky would be like. A redneck ALR-inspired spinoff would be an interesting change. She did book a makeup gig last week (or whenever it was), so I'm also gunning for the Evil Dad Makes Me Work spinoff. So many opportunities. This could be a guilty pleasure genre of Choose Your Own Adventure Disaster books.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I clicked through to the YT page for S-J's ER trip video and this was the next video in the autoplay queue. Brilliant.

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(nb: not armchairing, just appreciating the little things)

Actually, she admits to being dx'd BPD and to have had psych holds in the past, but now claims to be completely in control of her symptoms without medication or therapy. Uh huh.

In her case, unlike the people who use it as an excuse to be totally cunty, I feel like she's telling the truth about being diagnosed and while she wants the sad little girl cred for having these, she doesn't want this to taint her current persona as a frail dying butterfly. Therefore she pretends to have this under control and her current problems have nothing to do with having depression and a personality disorder.

Spoiler: summaries because I'm a masochist tonight

video 1:
-she was diagnosed MDD as a child meaning she's "depressed most of the time"
-Had a happy childhood, except she had a bad childhood with a lot of trauma
-in NY she had a psychiatrist because she was overly dependent on people
-moved to Elko, MN at 13, by 15 she was on depakote and then celexa for depression after depakote made her a zombie
-was on these for most of her life until at 24 she stopped meds and learned to live without medication
-around 18 she was diagnosed BPD
-symptoms: crying, cutting, not manic but impulsive, scared evildad
-learned to control her symptoms, still isn't on meds (christ, you need to be sweetheart)
-"depression is the first step, then the more depressed you are the more orften the more concerning it becomes for the doctors, then they extended that depression name to major depression disorder." Holy shit, i know we say this over and over again but this bitch is dumb.
-lists some symptoms of BPD and MDD that include all of her behaviors including fatigue (it's definitely narcolepsy though!)
-BPD is confused with bipolar, many doctors have agreed she has BPD not bipolar disorder. waxes poetic about why BPD is way way worse than bipolar and everyone should feel sorry for her.
-but this is all in the past and she totally controls her BPD now! She has no symptoms!

video 2 which I didn't watch back when I did her profile because I thought it was just going to be her whining about feeling crappy for a day:
-she had a good life, but she was raised in a broken home. Her siblings were much older when shit went bad and were able to cope with it more maturely but she was so much younger that she didn't understand what was going on and instead developed mental health problems.
-EvilDad hit mom, SJ was aware but didn't understand what happened until she was older
-She herself was never abused, she was treated as the baby that needed to be sheltered
-she grew up with learning difficulties (no shit) and around age 11 she started getting inappropriately, almost sexually clingy to adults
-at 12 she may or may not have been sexually abused by a male in her family, but she doesn't know if this actually happened because she had just heard her sister had been molested, the other party says he didn't do anything, she may have dreamt it.
-People think she has PTSD but she disagrees
-started having academic problems and depression after that
-In minnesota she found her identity, sexuality, made friends, everything was great until it fell apart again. Started taking depakote and going to therapy.
-started drinking after high school, became a 'full blown alcoholic' (binge drinker, by her description)
-cutting, always having extreme emotions, partying, moved in with a person she was dating at 19. Ruined relationship by starting fights and having anger issues
-Checked herself into psych for a 72 hr hold after that ended, got back into therapy, then quit therapy to write poetry

Notes from her psych stay: her friend's dad got a restraining order against her. Holy shit. That is some borderline shit right there.


Psychosomatic symptoms she glosses over...


bad poetry

Fuck you, daddy!!!


"me being sick is part of my life" Wow


-she's open about her medical issues but not her mental health issues because she doesn't want people to look down on her or confuse her mental health issues with what is currently going on
-was hospitalized at least three times for psych in 2006-2008, every time she went she regretted it because she felt she didn't belong there because they were crazy and she wasn't. Hooooo boy.
-got better then worse over the years, life was bouncing all over the place. Started drinking again really badly around 24, anger issues resurfaced and shit got scary. She never had suicidal thoughts but she always had suicidal thoughts.
-Threw drunken temper tantrums, many phones were broken.
-at 24 she had a hysterectomy and a knee reconstruction, a few months apart, and had moved in with evildad, in the room he was in until a few weeks ago which is now her bedroom again. Was drinking and breaking phones and her life was falling apart, couldn't control her emotions. Went upstairs with a butcher knife, went behind a glass door to kill herself with it, some other person staying in the house ratted her out, he broke the door to get to her.
-Started cutting again, superficial scratches
-Age 25-26 she fell in love again, still thinks that person is her true love at age 34. "The one that got away.' SJ scared her off by drinking and getting depressed, starting arguing, accusing the other person of cheating on her, and repeatedly breaking up with her then begging for forgiveness until one time she didn't get it.
-Went to the ER, was going to put herself back into psych but changed her mind
-Moved home, drinking more, cutting more, etc etc, learned to control it again. Stopped cutting, might be able to run into her and say "hi" but doesn't want to discuss it anymore because "they did get away"
-Learned to grow, not perfect but in control

You know I never watched these videos because I thought it was the typical "I'm borderline! You can't be mean to me! Even if I'm a total cunt to you! i can't help it because I'm borderline!" crap but.. .holy shit. Okay so it's pretty obvious what's going on now: SJ wanted daddy to pay for ruining her childhood so now she's ruining his senior years. She wants to be fully dependent on someone else. When Daddy kicks her out of the house because of her shitty behavior she finds someone else to leech off of, then when they kick her out she bloo-bloos until daddy lets her move back in so she can ruin his life a little more. The fake sickness symptoms are all things she listed in her psychosomatic list.

ETA: I just checked in on my Jonzie leaks and while there was nothing new I did find this post I missed from July where she was trying to get work as a nanny. Cheese and crackers, these girls and their insistence that despite being close to death and on 8000 drugs they should be in charge of other humans.

 

[PootPoot2]

she was trying to get work as a nanny

A woman who actually provides in-home childcare said this:

...because what could go wrong with a heroin addict that has an eating disorder and a regressive personality taking responsibility for your children?

Spoiler: BONUS

Spoiler: Gateway

EDIT: updates from Jessi, you guise she tried to eat broth but it gave her a 25m seeshur

Spoiler: Jessi’s Day

Fucking Stage IV Cancer patients who’ve been through enough radiation & chemo to destroy all their bone marrow & have only five spunky white blood cells left rock piccs & ports while cruising filthy public transit to their infusion centers, but OK. Jessi is just the most immunocompromised any human has ever been outside of a bubble but Good Christian Hubby doesn’t need to wear contact precautions.


Her dog with its infection-carrying paws, face, butt, etc is straight up in her bed. Sooooo immunocompromised.



Why do all these munchies who boast unusually thick hair even for healthy humans always claim they’re balding?

Gotta say, for someone who can’t take in fluids by mouth or IV, Jessi is looking remarkably well-hydrated.

 

[Toohottotrot]

immunocompromised but the dog's who isnt(correct me if im wrong ) a hypoallgenic breed is FINE because Harlow sigaling photoshoot needed nevermind the dog bacterial could kill me but queen jac took these risks and being famous is more important than getting attention one last time better because my GFM Dr. is amazing and why slum it(live like a real patient ) when eBegging means fancy toys I(my family) can donate (when im dead ) when I never recover.

Maybe im just salty