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Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread
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Expect nothing.
Darndirty
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Damn, remember when it was just about a little sped kid and his electric ripoff pokemon running around solving Chris's problems. I havent heard him bring up sonichu in a while. Fuck magi chan. I think Chris is losing his goddamn mind.
* yes i know he never had a full grasp on it. But damn.
* yes i know he never had a full grasp on it. But damn.
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Magi-chan is secretly the illuminati master troll behind everything and has been playing the long con for 20+ years. Soon his grand symphony will come to a crescendo.
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Sonichu has been deemed obsolete and has been replaced.
dirtydeanna96
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Chris is autistic. and solipsistic. The mind of Magi Chan, as role played on twitter by him, is as real to him as his pet cats, barb, his high school galpals, cartoon characters, the pickleman... or Even more real, because twitter Magichan is really Christian.
Only Chris exists and has real experiences, everyone else... Doesn't.
we are all are equal in his eyes, dogs, cats, people, cartoons. stuffed animals, whatever... in that we are *not Chris*
Edit: does Chris think that pickleman, a truly "original character" created by Marvin, like chaplain's little tramp, lives a separate life from Marvin?
Only Chris exists and has real experiences, everyone else... Doesn't.
we are all are equal in his eyes, dogs, cats, people, cartoons. stuffed animals, whatever... in that we are *not Chris*
Edit: does Chris think that pickleman, a truly "original character" created by Marvin, like chaplain's little tramp, lives a separate life from Marvin?
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Some of these polyamory types really disgust me. It honestly feels like they "think monogamy is overrated" because they're selfish, immature people who don't care about the feelings of their partner/spouse. It's all about them and what they want. Look at Xena's comment here: "I find it a silly notion that having sex somehow devalues you to someone else." So because SHE doesn't see how fucking around on her partner might be hurtful and concerning to them, that means its OK. Her partner's feelings on the matter don't factor in at all. What if her partner wants to be monogamous, but goes along with the poly shit because they don't want to lose her? She goes out an bumps uglies with someone who has an STD, maybe even HIV. and then brings it home and infects her partner? That's OK. She has the right to fuck whoever she wants, and now she's infected her partner with a fatal disease.
Of course polyamory appeals to Chris, because he's incredibly self-centered. Remember when he would bitch about "all the pretty girls" being taken by those jerk males "leaving none for him to choose from"? Could you imagine the blind rage and jealousy young Chris would have felt meeting a guy who was in relationships with several young women? But its OK if he does it because it's what he wants. (Not that he will ever be in a relationship with any flesh and blood being, but this is for the sake of discussion.)
I dunno. I just can't abide by self-centered people, and polyamory advocates seem really self-centered to me.
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Man, the Magi-chan mini saga has really just caused me to recollect the sheer bulk of fucking silly behavior CWC has pumped out.
Makes me wonder what it will be like in 30-40 years when we have cow's who's life has been documented for the last few decades of time.
fiu0cm
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I don't think it's necessarily that he doesn't think other people have experiences, it's that he can't imagine what the experiences of other people are. There's also definitely a hierarchy and prototype (though I can't imagine what that would be) to Chris's view of people.
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If both people are onboard I don't see the problem, but if one person isn't fully into it it is selfish. It is outrageous to say that monagomy is somehow bad though.
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I've got no problem with consenting adults living how they want so long as they aren't hurting anyone. If everyone is on the same level in a poly relationship and feels the same way about it, then go for it. However, by the way this Xena sounds in their post, they sound like someone who would manipulate her partner into going along with it regardless of how the partner feels. And it happens quite a bit in these kinds of relationships, especially when a couple has been monogamous and one partner decides they want to be poly. Their partner will often go along with it out of love and wanting their partner to be happy. Situations like that are just cruel and selfish.
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The reason why Chris's marriage doesn't have jealousy because they're all imaginary beings. It's more preference on who can jerk off to more
I haven't seen Chris commission on the art for his love pillow (dakimakura) for his three spouses. Mewtwo pillow already exist though
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First it was; "I want a pretty white girl with a high income, age 18-mine, with a car, non smoker, no fatties."
then it was "I want any pretty lady."
then "If I'm a lady then I can appeal to both straight and lesbian womenz."
Now its 'I want a pretty woman, but I also wanna sleep around."
Methinks chris's whole 'I don't have a sex drive because I buttered myself in estrogen cream every day for weeks' story is as believable as his psychic powers.
then it was "I want any pretty lady."
then "If I'm a lady then I can appeal to both straight and lesbian womenz."
Now its 'I want a pretty woman, but I also wanna sleep around."
Methinks chris's whole 'I don't have a sex drive because I buttered myself in estrogen cream every day for weeks' story is as believable as his psychic powers.
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Hey SMP, what if "Magi-Chan" is really Tzeentch?
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Chris is a toss up between Slaanesh and Nurgle. Probably Slaanesh. And he's to much of moron to be Tzeentch aligned. And he's too much of a worthless coward to be Khorne aligned.
Arthur Calwell
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Abysmal hygiene and filthy living conditions= Nurgle
(Impotent) rage and violent fantasies= Khorne
Fixation on magic powers and the convoluted, self-contradictory nature of Sonichu lore= Tzeentch
Hedonistic lifestyle and troonery= Slaanesh
Chris is undivided, maybe Word Bearers specifically with the religious overtones of the merge
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Well, he was jealous as fuck of Joshua Martinez bullshitting him about dating starlets, to the point of randomly throwing him to the trolls.
Chris is a pig. If Ivy's Q&A is to be believed, he was already asking her if he could go to strip clubs if he was "stressed" without even having meet Ivy in person yet (real classy). When she asked if it was ok for her to go to strip clubs too if she wanted to, she got a confused "...what?"... he literally couldn't wrap his pea-brain around the same rules applying to her.
Now that I think about it, Chris "polyamorous" bullshit actually looks more like an harem... they are all devoted to him and him only, we never hear about them fucking around with each other without Chris.
Just remember how petty and obnoxious he got with "Colin" when he was supposedly on an open relationship with Catherine. She had every right, they weren't even doing anything anyways, but Chris was fuming already.
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The recent Sonichu Chris talked about is Magi-chan. Chris thinks Psychics > Speed. The word "Sonichu" will Chris only know as his "surname" and species, not the yellow guy. Might as well replace his medallion with a purple one
He'll mention him if someone reminds him on twitter or a fanart.
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The real question is: Where is Mewtu in all of this!?
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Caught by a ten-year old kid.