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Does he know that Robocop would be very unkind to the likes of antifa?
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Phil calls Robocop dystopian when in the movie universe Antifa would be employed by OCP to spread dissonance and mayhem so the greedy corporation could step in and take over.
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I can see why Phil would be a big fan of a pro-cop movie yeah.
I like that bit where Emil gets covered in toxic waste and he’s staggering around in agony as his body gruesomely melts. Here’s a screenshot of that scene.
I like that bit where Emil gets covered in toxic waste and he’s staggering around in agony as his body gruesomely melts. Here’s a screenshot of that scene.
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Phil is about the least Buddhist person I can think of. Dude gets hard nipples when he thinks about a world where people roam the land murdering everyone who disagrees with them.
RoboCOP? That's not very Antifa.
Maybe if Phil didn't spend so much money on mall ninja selfie props, he'd have some left over to acquire a laptop that doesn't look like it would struggle to run Solitaire.
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For all his talk about anarchy, I agree with those who say Phil would actually want to be one of those Metrocops from Half-Life: they are stupid (like him), unnecessarily violent (like him), masked and anonymous (like he thinks he is) and brave only on unarmed citizens (like he would)
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How dare you. Phil thinks he deserves a medal for that shot, yelling unintelligible bullshit at some politician well out of earshot on a stage. He's truly Stunning and Brave!
For newer Kiwis, I shit you not. It's even in the random quote generator atop the threads: "I deserve a medal for this, seriously". That photo of him yelling? That's all he did. And it's posed. Note how no-one is anywhere near him, and no-one is joining in his yelling? That's not because they're scared and Phil is brave, it's because they're at the park for a festival and to enjoy themselves, and some fat re.tard that stinks starts yelling and ruining everyone's day. He shut up after the photo was taken.
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Next up on Phil's on-going movie marathon is the Lethal Weapon series, then S.W.A.T., Bullitt, and the Dirty Harry series. Because Phil is a closet boot-licking cop lover.
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He's a prison bitch fetishist. His biggest fantasy is to be in prison sucking the cocks of the guards while they kick and punch him and call him a filthy commie faggot.
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Ahem, I think you mean "bishie prison inmate", actually - complete with dead cow-eyed stare, shaved balding head, and a fst gut in a too-tight orange jumpsuit. I think he may have been wearing handcuffs he put on himself, too.
"Bishie", fucking hell.
Edit: @AnOminous comes up with the goods once again!
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I fear a lack of true booty warriors in US prisons. He should go to a SA prison. They have some fine upstanding gentlemen in there and all you need to get caught for is speeding to be sent away. They would kill for white chocolate. No really. But then again they kill for everything.
Maybe he could culturally enrich that infamous Ugandan prison if a Numbers man is not his thing.
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Even if you knew where he lives, so what?
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So he can ride his bike over and shit on his lawn.
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Phil can't ride a bike. He bases his identity around something he can't even do, despite it being something that literal drooling spastics can learn.
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Isn't it sweet that someone who's been meowing about Kiwi Farms invading his home threatens an innocent man of home invasion?
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I'm sure if Phil finds out the address he'll only issue toothless threats online, just like he has with members of the proud boys and whoever else antifa dick-wave at. On one recent livestream Phil even read out addresses of businesses where these "nazis" hung out, so he knew where to find them. Of course, he did nothing but wish he had a gun and then surfed right on over to the Farms to "see what my enemies are saying about me right the fuck now".
Because the whole antifa thing is bullshit. Phil thinks we're all right wing neonazis, white, straight males who are all American and who all hate brown people, gays, autists and men in dresses. We're all just proud boys, so if Phil is antifa he can get his mates to rally round and defend him against us.
Only, Kiwi Farms is a shitposting website full of random nobodies, and no-one who's had more than a few seconds of contact with Phil likes him. Phil is a fat re.tard with no friends, and him trying to rally antifa to come to his aid and somehow defeat Kiwi Farms for him is a hilarious delusion of grandeur - but that's what Phil genuinely believes. That he's so important to antifa they'd drop everything to defend him. Antifa don't even know who Phil is. He's playing dress-up, again.
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Phil will just flap his fat jowels like he always does. Even the farms is getting bored with Phil and his empty spineless threats.
While Phil postures online about going after a fascist journalist here is the new Belle of the Kiwi Farms Ball, Jonathan Yaniv bashing a fascist Rebel News reporter with his cane.
Phil you only wish you were as much of a badass as Jonathan.
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We should send Phil his own address.
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I wonder how Landphil feels about Yaniv? He's probably all in favour of forcing the evil cishets to touch wrinkly old penis as reparations for all the oppression he experiences as an obese shut-in who gets free accomodation from the state.
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