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RandallB said:
I know its weird to say but why the are these antifas so bad at the violence they attempt? By now you would think they would have managed to accidentally kill someone. The only reason they're not hated by everyone is they are really bad at what they do.
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Dumb luck. Bike lock guy could have easily killed someone if he got lucky or unlucky depending how you look at it, as it seemed what he was doing could be described as attempted murder.
 
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RandallB said:
I know its weird to say but why the are these antifas so bad at the violence they attempt? By now you would think they would have managed to accidentally kill someone. The only reason they're not hated by everyone is they are really bad at what they do.
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There's only so much physical trauma an armed attacker can inflict on a victim when said attacker's body has congealed Soylent in place of muscles. The will to kill is very much there, but the body is weak
 
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AnOminous said:
Dumb luck. Bike lock guy could have easily killed someone if he got lucky or unlucky depending how you look at it, as it seemed what he was doing could be described as attempted murder.
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They might just be as weak as the memes say they are. There was that boomer in Portland who got struck in the head multiple times with a metal rod by a smelly hippy and he didn't even get knocked off of his feet.

On a related note, that hippy was never caught or charged with anything as far as I know.
 
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TerribleIdeas™ said:
Or with possums. Both scream a bunch, knock over trash cars, and get hit by cars.
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Fun fact. One time a possum ran in front of my car. It got scared shitless. Instinct took over then it played dead.
not best way to react to an incoming car


RandallB said:
I don't know where you shop but I have always gotten peanut butter when I bought it.
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I know what you trying to do and to that I say Dynastia is the only master troll on kiwi farms. You can try to match his greatness but something tells me you will never be able to. For dynastia has wit and you do not
 
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Can somebody explain this logic to me?

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Not that Andy Ngo blocked this guy for saying, "where'd the hammer come from, Andy?" He only blocked him for saying that because he was one of hundreds of people spamming Andy Ngo with that specific message. He's actually an idiot to think there was any personal reason for him getting blocked, especially because he showed he was aware Andy was being spammed with it.

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I mean the idea that him asking where the hammer coming from has anything to do with the fact that the guy who was holding the hammer was using it to assault people. I don't understand how this counters the fact he was swinging it at people in the slightest.
 
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_01 said:
Can somebody explain this logic to me?

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Not that Andy Ngo blocked this guy for saying, "where'd the hammer come from, Andy?" He only blocked him for saying that because he was one of hundreds of people spamming Andy Ngo with that specific message. He's actually an idiot to think there was any personal reason for him getting blocked, especially because he showed he was aware Andy was being spammed with it.

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I mean the idea that him asking where the hammer coming from has anything to do with the fact that the guy who was holding the hammer was using it to assault people. I don't understand how this counters the fact he was swinging it at people in the slightest.
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That faggot is a Cracked writer (can't remember whether he still writes for them) who has a popular Youtube show where he spazzes out about Trump and other leftist bullshit. The guy's deranged.
 
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If Andy Ngo dies, his blood will be on Rose City Antifa's hands and the far left will have its own Charlottesville...

I honestly hope Andy lives and can recover as much as possible, but if he does die, I will chalk that up to divine providence because his death will not be in vain.

Antifa having a body count is probably the only thing that can decisively turn public opinion against them and make even the most left-leaning of MSM outlets denounce them or at least distance themselves from them.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
If Andy Ngo dies, his blood will be on Rose City Antifa's hands and the far left will have its own Charlottesville...

I honestly hope Andy lives and can recover as much as possible, but if he does die, I will chalk that up to divine providence because his death will not be in vain.

Antifa having a body count is probably the only thing that can decisively turn public opinion against them and make even the most left-leaning of MSM outlets denounce them or at least distance themselves from them.
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You know how the right has the whole "Oh Heather didn't die because of the car, she died from a heart attack because she's fat, the car had nothing to do with anything, our side did nothing wrong!"?

The left is going to have their own version of that on fucking crack, steroids and rhino viagra the second antifa actually ends up killing people and the usual MSM/blue checkmarks are going to be quieter than a goddamn field mouse about it. The second any of them in their ranks even gets the idea of stepping forward to say "Hey, yeah, these antifa people are pretty fucking horrible and maybe we shouldn't support them anymore", I can promise you that poor bastard will be found the next morning with twenty shots in the back of the head with a flintlock musket and be declared a suicide.
 
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I think I may have found one of the most annoying pro-Antifa Twitter accounts: American Iron Front (ironfront_usa)

This little group has an official subreddit here with about 6.6k members that describes itself as "an anti-fascist, pro-democracy activist network for those fighting against far-right activity in the USA. This is a community of patriotic people who aren't necessarily looking for a Marxist revolution or abolition of organized government. We also aim to refute the stereotype that all anti-fascists are violent, anti-American radicals." Don't really know who they're fooling by courting both garden variety progressives or boomer liberals as well as radical leftists, but somehow, I suspect they'd be more than happy to overlook any sort of violence or subversive activity from their ranks if it doesn't interfere with their aims to make sure anyone right-of-center doesn't have political representation.

Think I'm being too unfair? Look at this shit:
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RichardMongler said:
I think I may have found one of the most annoying pro-Antifa Twitter accounts: American Iron Front (ironfront_usa)

This little group has an official subreddit here with about 6.6k members that describes itself as "an anti-fascist, pro-democracy activist network for those fighting against far-right activity in the USA. This is a community of patriotic people who aren't necessarily looking for a Marxist revolution or abolition of organized government. We also aim to refute the stereotype that all anti-fascists are violent, anti-American radicals." Don't really know who they're fooling by courting both garden variety progressives or boomer liberals as well as radical leftists, but somehow, I suspect they'd be more than happy to overlook any sort of violence or subversive activity from their ranks if it doesn't interfere with their aims to make sure anyone right-of-center doesn't have political representation.

Think I'm being too unfair? Look at this shit:
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That fucking layout for their subreddit is an assault on my fucking eyes, holy shit.
 
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RichardMongler said:
I think I may have found one of the most annoying pro-Antifa Twitter accounts: American Iron Front (ironfront_usa)

This little group has an official subreddit here with about 6.6k members that describes itself as "an anti-fascist, pro-democracy activist network for those fighting against far-right activity in the USA. This is a community of patriotic people who aren't necessarily looking for a Marxist revolution or abolition of organized government. We also aim to refute the stereotype that all anti-fascists are violent, anti-American radicals." Don't really know who they're fooling by courting both garden variety progressives or boomer liberals as well as radical leftists, but somehow, I suspect they'd be more than happy to overlook any sort of violence or subversive activity from their ranks if it doesn't interfere with their aims to make sure anyone right-of-center doesn't have political representation.

Think I'm being too unfair? Look at this shit:
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The only takeaway I get from this chart is the farther right you go the cooler your group's emblem is.
 
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_01 said:
Can somebody explain this logic to me?

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Not that Andy Ngo blocked this guy for saying, "where'd the hammer come from, Andy?" He only blocked him for saying that because he was one of hundreds of people spamming Andy Ngo with that specific message. He's actually an idiot to think there was any personal reason for him getting blocked, especially because he showed he was aware Andy was being spammed with it.

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I mean the idea that him asking where the hammer coming from has anything to do with the fact that the guy who was holding the hammer was using it to assault people. I don't understand how this counters the fact he was swinging it at people in the slightest.
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"Where the hammer coming from?", if he wanted that to be turned into a meme, it's a big fail but on the other hand, that Cody Johnston might desserve an entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
 
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