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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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It is what it is. Nothing we could do about it.
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I was about to say, if anything he should blame his headphones for tugging his hairline back. That U shape is going to invert soon.
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“Yep, I’m tahxic.”
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It wouldn't be surprising. I can see Khet being a woman adventurous enough to have a taste for Indian. Why would a gold digger care about how much the take-out she's ordering with a finsub's money costs?
DSP otoh probably had to be coerced into it like a mother would a child, and it was probably the first new taste on his palette in years. He probably did like it because it was the most different thing he'd eaten in who knows how long. The price tag definitely has an appeal too.
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Holy fuck. Just freeze the fucking bagels.
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What? You mean Kathy Crocker and all her Midwest savior-faire doesn't know how to preserve fresh bagels by putting them in the fridge and re-heating them in the oven at 350°F for 5 minutes so they are hot and fresh again? This pretty much confirms for me Subaru-Man's claim that "lol I did ALL the cooking when we were together." The SoulMaid doesn't know what to do with bread
'Confest' is an Old English word that hasn't been in common usage since the early to mid-1800's. He probably picked up 'confestation' from his Catholic upbringing. 'Confest' means admitting, and adding the suffix '-tion' would mean 'in the act of' of or 'in the state of', and would be related to the Catholic act of Confession.
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My apologies if I am wrong because English isn't my first, second or even third language, but... are those actual words? I know 'conjugation' because French is my second native language and it has a meaning within the French language, but its meaning has to do with grammar... I don't even fucking know in what world this would remotely be in any way correct within this context.
What's the third word? Confiscation...? That is an actual word but again, it makes no fucking sense within this context. It sounds more like confestation but that's not a real word, or am I wrong?
If I am wrong, that's on me and I'm the exceptional individual. If I am not wrong, what the actual fuck is wrong with this idiot?
I prefer to look at this as a Freudian Slip where he is telling us he views both the biological act where DNA swapping occurs (Underwear Time) and the act of telling the truth about your wrongdoings as "horrendously bad" to the point he considers them on par with other illegal acts (such as the bribery of a serious adult full-time streamer).
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Watching the Tevin stream when suddenly...
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I've never seen this video before. DSP is literally bitching about how meterologists don't know how to do their jobs because it was snowing in Connecticut.
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Phil has claimed to understand Spanish before, pretty sure it was a few years ago. This is of course absolute nonsense because when he said this, someone the next day wrote a tip to him in Spanish and he said something to the effect of "I don't understand what this means." Phil is so stupid he can't keep track of his own lies over a 24 hour period. What probably happened is that Phil took a Spanish class in high school, passed the class and is such an idiot he thinks that's all there is to the entire language. He just likes to make up whatever bullshit he thinks makes him look good or interesting in the moment without thinking anybody would call him out on it. Then again, this is the same person who constantly using the wrong words (e.g. "photogenic" when he means "photographic"), doesn't know what a rainy day fund is and doesn't even know how to keep his supply of "real, fresh" bagels from getting hard before he eats them all, so it goes without saying that he's a brainlet.
Gotta love the chain this authentic 100% Italian wears around the house. A true fucking greaseball right there. There's also that photo of Phil sleeping with Leanna next to him looking horrified where he's wearing that same chain. What happened to that chain?
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Watching Tevin stream. Leanna is openly flirting with him and he's just staring at camera blabbing on and on about nonsense.
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That's funny as fuck because he still does that. Claiming that the meteorologists in WA got the temperature wrong by 10+ degrees because the car temp read 92 at one point (definitely not from sitting in direct sun or anything) and those nudnik nerds said it was going to be in the high 70s.
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i think this might be phil projecting, phil knows he does the bare minimum and doesn't do his job correctly but still makes money, therefore he must assume that no one is doing their job properly
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Leanna looking kinda good in some of these clips tbh. Phil with Kat is rebound of the century lmao.
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"i would haze them (detractors) i would make their life a living hell, they'd wake up crying" - dsp on living with a tractor
#DSPOSITIVE
#WHYAMITAHIX
#MATURE ADULT
but remember guys, the detractors don't get to him
#DSPOSITIVE
#WHYAMITAHIX
#MATURE ADULT
but remember guys, the detractors don't get to him
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lol all you'd have to do is look at him and he'd be groveling in the corner asking if he could do crotch chops instead
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He then asserted again that his detractors are too cowardly to confront him in real life. I'm pretty sure the real reason he doesn't get any IRL detractors is cause he's a hermit that never leaves his house.
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so phil gave a rant how his detractors have terrible lives and they troll because they were bullied so they bully now too. someone asked what about that time he was an internet troll "yeah because i was bullied so i made peoples lives terrible" so looping back to the "if i lived with a detractor" we can assume he is still in fact, a bully
oh and your stupid for calling him an idiot for misusing a word, he's just non traditional
oh and your stupid for calling him an idiot for misusing a word, he's just non traditional
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I really like that during his little self-dick-sucking rant he talked about he was "successful". A few minutes later he noted (for at least the 3rd or 4th time today) that tipping was really the best way to help him out.
You know, the way a beggar does.
You know, the way a beggar does.
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Interesting. I had seen a couple of other posts Leanna made in that forum which were shared here, but not this one. In those other posts, she seemed to really think she could make a significant amount of income with soap making, which I think was pretty fucking delusional. I was never really a fan of Leanna, but maybe she actually matured and smartened up a bit towards the end of her and Phil's relationship. Good on her, I guess.
Anyways, were her future career plans ever revealed/discussed? I don't recall ever hearing her or Phil discuss anything else.
Only thing I recall was her tumbling down the stairs during one of Phil's streams, supposedly carrying a bunch of papers related to her business or potential business. I don't remember the timeline on that, so maybe that was just soap stuff, idk.
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