Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

This must be one hell of a problem for Jack, who might have more than 200 apps installed on his phone.

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Edit/Update: I’m laughing my ass off at the fact that he’s downloaded the Great Clips app.

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How did you get this info? Just curious.

Also, gotta love how Jack thinks they put the ads in just to be”annoying” and not because that’s how they can make money while still offering a free game.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

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"What's up Tech Nation" aaahhhh
Turn off WiFi and data to block ads, no shit. That's not a solution, what if I want to stream music or something at the same time? You'll start getting ads again as soon as you enable WiFi or data.

Not that ads are an issue when you pay for all your mobile games. I wonder how much he wastes on lootboxes.

 

[JackDavis]

Okay for some reason I was irrationally annoyed that Jack started retconning history and saying the only reason he didn't like air fryers is because they weren't industrial sized. I decided to go back in time to his "Stop Buying Air Fryers" video (668k views, holy shit) and point out his reasons for hating them.

> He was watching QVC and they had all these "big air fryers" "3.5 quarts"
> "They're over $100, save your money, stop buying air fryers! There! I said it!"
> "I seriously care about saving you guys money!"
> "This is all you need, a cookie sheet with foil and a cooling rack."
> *sarcastically* "Wow, there's no other way to make french fries besides an air fryer."
> "This is exactly what my french fries look like when I pull them out of the air fryer!"
> "When I say stop buying air fryers, I mean it!"
> "Air fryers can only do a little bit of food at a time. A family of 4, I can't get enough chicken in there!"

So he goes through the whole video about how worthless an air fryer is because you can just do it in the oven. How they're expensive and redundant then shoe horns in the fact that they're small (after saying they're big earlier) at the end and uses that snippet as a shield to allow him to buy and review more expensive air fryers.

Look how undercooked the bottom of that french fry is compared to the tops of the other ones btw.

This guy is telling you how to block annoying ads btw.
Look at that right arm, what a nostalgia trip.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

How did you get this info? Just curious.

It’s in the video. I slowed the playback speed to 0.25 and took the screenshots as he attempted to locate the apps he had been talking about.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Okay for some reason I was irrationally annoyed that Jack started retconning history and saying the only reason he didn't like air fryers is because they weren't industrial sized. I decided to go back in time to his "Stop Buying Air Fryers" video (668k views, holy shit) and point out his reasons for hating them.

> He was watching QVC and they had all these "big air fryers" "3.5 quarts"
> "They're over $100, save your money, stop buying air fryers! There! I said it!"
> "I seriously care about saving you guys money!"
> "This is all you need, a cookie sheet with foil and a cooling rack."
> *sarcastically* "Wow, there's no other way to make french fries besides an air fryer."
> "This is exactly what my french fries look like when I pull them out of the air fryer!"
> "When I say stop buying air fryers, I mean it!"
> "Air fryers can only do a little bit of food at a time. A family of 4, I can't get enough chicken in there!"

So he goes through the whole video about how worthless an air fryer is because you can just do it in the oven. How they're expensive and redundant then shoe horns in the fact that they're small (after saying they're big earlier) at the end and uses that snippet as a shield to allow him to buy and review more expensive air fryers.


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Look how undercooked the bottom of that french fry is compared to the tops of the other ones btw.
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This guy is telling you how to block annoying ads btw.
Look at that right arm, what a nostalgia trip.

As with most things, Jack didn't read the instructions and fucked up how to use the thing. It's obvious since his fries aren't evenly cooked. Let me guarantee you that he'd fuck up oven fries in the same manner. You have to shake them around or flip them halfway through dumb ass. Otherwise they don't brown evenly. I know it shouldn't surprise me at this point, but how has he ever thought that he was any sort of chef or food guru?

 

[JackDavis]

This is one of the worst videos he's ever put out. The audio is trash on top of that.

 

[stets]

Also, gotta love how Jack thinks they put the ads in just to be”annoying” and not because that’s how they can make money while still offering a free game.

This guy is telling you how to block annoying ads btw.

Someone should ask Jack how to block ads on YouTube videos.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack is confused that food shrinks when dehydrated

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

Jack is confused that food shrinks when dehydrated

yes he is, and blames it on the air fryer. looks like we are starting to see a sharp decline in jacks mental health soon.

 

[Aaway]

yes he is, and blames it on the air fryer. looks like we are starting to see a sharp decline in jacks mental health soon.

oh that started after his second stroke

but its not like there was anything there to begin with. jack has always been one exceptionally dumb motherfucker

 

[Rod Dangerous]

oh that started after his second stroke

but its not like there was anything there to begin with. jack has always been one exceptionally dumb motherfucker

Get a load of this interaction.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Get a load of this interaction.

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Actually more coherent than what I generally expect.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

oh that started after his second stroke

but its not like there was anything there to begin with. jack has always been one exceptionally dumb motherfucker

it looks like he is getting worse with every episode, and he has less and less energy to film.

 

[stets]

it looks like he is getting worse with every episode, and he has less and less energy to film.

And the quality of the videos seem to decrease. The audio is worse and the edits are harsher. Hell, even the video quality seems to be deteriorating despite presumably having the same camera. It doesn’t look like it’s shot with a VHS camera, but it sure as hell doesn’t look like the HD it claims to be.

 

[AnOminous]

And the quality of the videos seem to decrease. The audio is worse and the edits are harsher. Hell, even the video quality seems to be deteriorating despite presumably having the same camera. It doesn’t look like it’s shot with a VHS camera, but it sure as hell doesn’t look like the HD it claims to be.

He's probably not making as much money and possibly not even managing to fund whatever expenses are involved buying all this dumb shit he buys to show how not to use it. And because he's a butthurt piece of shit who blocked comments, none of any unironic fans he ever had are able to interact at all.

He's getting what he deserves. Well, at least he will with his next stroke.

 

[Aaway]

And the quality of the videos seem to decrease. The audio is worse and the edits are harsher. Hell, even the video quality seems to be deteriorating despite presumably having the same camera. It doesn’t look like it’s shot with a VHS camera, but it sure as hell doesn’t look like the HD it claims to be.

yeah he's just going through the motions at this point

doesn't give a fuck about editing, misspelling stuff, etc. like @AnOminous said its pretty obvious he's not making much money off youtube considering his videos only get around 5k views on average. he's basically just doing youtube to keep busy these days

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

So, how likely is it that Tammy will drop his tubby ass and divorce him? What will be the straw that breaks this camel's back?

 

[feral cat #6385]

it looks like he is getting worse with every episode, and he has less and less energy to film.

Jack Junior better move that wedding to sometime before Halloween if he wants Jack Sr. to attend.

So, how likely is it that Tammy will drop his tubby ass and divorce him? What will be the straw that breaks this camel's back?

Why start costly divorce proceedings when you are going to be a widow in less than a year?

 

[AnOminous]

Why start costly divorce proceedings when you are going to be a widow in less than a year?

I wonder if she's giving him a little push in the right direction here and there. She always seems pissed off and disgusted in his videos, to the point Jack is either desperate to have anyone do the shit he can't do with his gimp arm, or he's just so dumb he's oblivious to her disdain.

I wonder if she's subtly encouraging him. Sure Jack go ahead, eat a pound of bacon, yeah, eating 18 hamburgers a day for Burger Wars is a great idea, why don't you review that all you can eat buffet again, etc.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I wonder if she's giving him a little push in the right direction here and there. She always seems pissed off and disgusted in his videos, to the point Jack is either desperate to have anyone do the shit he can't do with his gimp arm, or he's just so dumb he's oblivious to her disdain.

I wonder if she's subtly encouraging him. Sure Jack go ahead, eat a pound of bacon, yeah, eating 18 hamburgers a day for Burger Wars is a great idea, why don't you review that all you can eat buffet again, etc.

Off camera I doubt there is any subtlety whatsoever. I've seen women who marry loser men like this. They deeply resent and have no respect for them.