Careercow Caiden Cowger - The Only teen immune to the Obama Gay Ray

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To preface the entirety of what I'm about to lay down, this is pretty much my first post/thread out here, and while I've done some research, I'm still rooting through Twitter and other news bits to really dig into this and pull out something meaningful to share with everybody. I apologize for the blundering to follow.

...Anyway. Who even IS Caiden Cowger, besides someone whose name lends themselves well(or poorly) to a thread around here?

Caiden Cowger is the sixteen-year-old "CEO and Founder" of the Caiden Cowger program, and according to his website, "America's most listened to teenage political host". Lots of competition there, I've heard. He is also a born-again Christian, a proud, proud Republican, and hails from West Virginia.

The Caiden Cowger program is Mr. Cowger's very own radio show. I don't have extensive access to the entirety of the program, because there's a $4-per-month paywall to access the show, but there are snippets of it on Youtube, which is how I discovered Caiden Cowger to exist. In particular, the videos in which Mr. Cowger (henceforth referred to for the sake of typing less as CC) makes the statement that Obama makes children gay, which caused him to have a brief media awareness burst, getting him grilled from some people a lot bigger than he is. TYT, and Bill Maher, are two of the most easily notable people included in that.

What's fun on top of this is CC could also be classified as "anti-bully" - if the bullies were liberals and he was the only one who needed to be saved. He responds to the Turks and Maher personally in his show, calling them out. He also likes to take calls on his radio show, and he'll debate to the death against Liberals and Socialists. He hates homosexuals (the sin though, not the people!!) and he'll call Obama anything from a dictator to a traitor to a gay-maker.

Where he really shines, I feel, though, is his Twitter - a lot of his tweets end up being arguments against the people who actively rally against him, and while he isn't as active as he was back in 2012 when he had his 15 minutes, he's still regularly tweeting and his Youtube account's last video was posted only a month ago from this date.

He also has himself a metric boatload of media presence: on top of a paywalled radio show, he has himself a news site and a pseudo-TV show on Roku (which seems to be some streaming-to-TV service.) His columnists on his own website include Bryan Fischer, someone kicked out of the AFA for being TOO uberconservative, what appears to be some of his high school buddies, one of his teachers, and a basketball mom.

So there's my swing(and a miss) at trying to contribute to the forums after my months or so of lurking. It's probably shit, but I posted here partially because the people here are much better at this than I am. If I've just pointed out the typical Republican-with-ego, just one that has a bit more media presence and attention drawn to him, then I dunno, whatever.

Oh, here's a link section for those interested in more. Thanks for reading to the bottom.
Caiden's Twitter: https://twitter.com/CaidenCowger/
Caiden's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLGg1nvb7ApfcA3CEg2bC9A
Caiden's Website: http://caidencowgerprogram.com/
Caiden's Newssite: http://cowgernation.com/
The Cowger Nation Twitter: https://twitter.com/cowgernation
Caiden's Pseudo-TV show: http://cowgernetwork.com/
Caiden's Radio Website: http://cowgerradio.com/
Obama's turning kids gay:
 
So now we have a Cowger lolcow.

I can note that he's been deleted off Wikipedia 3 times, once by a formal deletion discussion. That discussion, unfortunately, was not particularly lulzy... pretty standard unremarkable person trying to make himself look remarkable. And it does look like he's done a good job of it with that website: it has an air of legitimacy. He's got good SEO people too, it seems. We might expect some interesting activity if this thread keeps up.

He had a page on Rational Wiki until a couple days ago. Google still has it cached. The article that was there had an ED-like writing style. There's really not much worth highlighting here, though it's worth a skim.

ED does have an article on him already: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Caiden_Cowger
 
and he'll call Obama anything from a dictator to a traitor to a gay-maker.

"I'm a 'tator, I'm a traitor, I'm a Gay-Ray-Maker... I play my music in the suuuun..."
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I remember hearing about this guy from CuteFuzzyWeasel's videos.

I always did find it interesting how someone like him is doing a show like this at sixteen. (Or however old he is now). At his age, I was simply either playing games or hanging out in a corner of the school library.

Not that I'm envious or at all impressed. I would hate being known as the kid who hosts a show claiming Obama is supposedly making kids gay and raising the ire of large groups of people.
 
I always did find it interesting how someone like him is doing a show like this at sixteen. (Or however old he is now). At his age, I was simply either playing games or hanging out in a corner of the school library.
I'm sure it's his parents. Seriously. If your parents did all the background work, whether it's buying equipment, paying for studio time, doing technical shit, etc.; as well as puffed up your ego so you actually believed that people cared about your shitty beliefs, and that your detractors were trolls/cyberbullies/etc., you'd have been way into preaching from your soapbox at age 16.

I'm sure this is like a game for the kid. More hits, more comments, more inbound links... if you can convince someone that it's like a score in a game, and couple it with some reward structure, I can totally see a kid his age going for this shit.

Seriously. There's got to be an adult behind this. That person is probably a real lolcow.
 
If he shows up here calling us all a bunch of liberals and spouting a bunch of easily discredited faux-intellectual nonsense, we already have two lolcows who do that: iconoclast and marijan. But if this kid comes around the kiwi farms and goes in depth about how Obama is actually making kids gay, I will be the first to get the popcorn.
 
I'm sure it's his parents. Seriously. If your parents did all the background work, whether it's buying equipment, paying for studio time, doing technical shit, etc.; as well as puffed up your ego so you actually believed that people cared about your shitty beliefs, and that your detractors were trolls/cyberbullies/etc., you'd have been way into preaching from your soapbox at age 16.

I'm sure this is like a game for the kid. More hits, more comments, more inbound links... if you can convince someone that it's like a score in a game, and couple it with some reward structure, I can totally see a kid his age going for this shit.

Seriously. There's got to be an adult behind this. That person is probably a real lolcow.

With this in mind it's actually a little sad. Like some of the TYT videos pointed out, everyone's a douchebag at 14. Imagine if someone gave you (in the general "you" sense) a platform for that douchebaggery and inflated your unstable teenage ego? That's assuming an adult is behind it though (I think there probably is). He could just be a kid with family funds/connections and a misguided vision of fame.
 
There's no doubt adults are behind this primped ego, and I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't writing articles for his news site under pseudonyms. The fact that the people he associates with have been kicked out of the AFA should be really telling, though. I mean, what does it say when you're too homophobic for the homophobe's association?

Also, to clarify, I've checked up on it, and as of his last birthday (May 29, 2014) he turned 16 years old.
 
There are so many spergs like this out there, but this kid took it to another level. I had forgotten about him until just now.
 
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