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Did....did she misspell cholesterol?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Did....did she misspell cholesterol?
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Oh. Oh wow. I guess we know what's coming then.. "taking a break situation for my mental, I'm soooooo stressed you guuiiize I just need to relax and focus on me for once I'm so giving but it's too much"..
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So, wait... she's therefore theoretically had blood and/or urine tests for her cortisol levels, and not only is this the first (?) time we've heard about it, but there are no mentions of blood sugar, urine sugar (gross, but it's a thing), urine protein , cholesterol, blood sodium levels (surely of interest given the sweelleeeen), insulin levels, or virtually any other test that any doctor at a hospital (in the ER, no less) would demand on sight (because, Jesus, what a sight it is).
OR! Her hump is filled with lies. Insulin-flavoured lies.
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Her hump is filled with orange chicken and Reese's.
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I am in astonish at the rare form SassyLynn is in tonight, y'all:
"Everyone" in the house might eat pizza, but didn't Becky bring that pizza in the kitchen while Eric and Rickie were filming themselves cooking a healthy dinner? Like a ridiculous child, you can always tell Amber's hiding something when she decides to play games with the truth rather than just flat out denying something.
VictimLynn basically told us "WORD FOR WORD" that her mean quack of a doctor forced her to eat nothing but beef jerky and wouldn't allow her to eat vegetables! Thank god she was smart enough to ignore his advice!
And not only is our Amber a nutrition expert, after going to a few psych appointments she clearly has earned a phd in psychology through a combination of osmosis and her naturally high IQ.
People couldn't possibly dislike HER, these spiteful sadsacks are unfulfilled and jealous of her success, Booboo!
"Everyone" in the house might eat pizza, but didn't Becky bring that pizza in the kitchen while Eric and Rickie were filming themselves cooking a healthy dinner? Like a ridiculous child, you can always tell Amber's hiding something when she decides to play games with the truth rather than just flat out denying something.
VictimLynn basically told us "WORD FOR WORD" that her mean quack of a doctor forced her to eat nothing but beef jerky and wouldn't allow her to eat vegetables! Thank god she was smart enough to ignore his advice!
People couldn't possibly dislike HER, these spiteful sadsacks are unfulfilled and jealous of her success, Booboo!
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One pizza is not going to feed everyone in that house. Hell, I even commented before that one pizza wouldn't be enough for Amber. I think the pizza was an appetizer or dessert for her to eat in addition to what Rickie was cooking. When they all eat together, Rickie has to cook enough for an army. Come to think of it, so did Dustin's mom when they used to go to her house for Sunday dinner.
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She compared celery to pizza 
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Yes AL, tell us how fulfilling your life is! You are liveen booboo, even if you can't stay standing past a few minutes or leave your front yard by yourself.
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Okay I’m not being slow or lost but she DID she the video on the 31st would ruffle feathers didn’t she? Like I coulda sworn she did...so why is she now-never mind I’ll never understand this big bitch
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"High cortisol" lmao she trying to say she has Cushing's? People with Cushing's have very minor fat deposits in their limbs and most of it is in their gut, creating an apple or pear shape. Amber may try her best to hide her legs from us, but the sheer mass of those trunks demand to be seen and there is no obscuring her hamhock arms from sight.
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irregular menstruations are also a symptom which she says she has, but that can caused by other stuff also
but immore than positive that all her health problems are just coming because she is fat
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Thank you I knew I wasn’t losing it and that she did say something like that. She’s just being a nit picking cunt
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I honestly can't decide if she's being puposefully obtuse, pedantic, or if she legitimately doesn't understand what "controversial" means but here's that absurdly dramatic post again:
I know it shouldn't surprise me at this point but good lord she's ridiculous.
I feel like there's a decent chance it's filled with Orange Chicken sauce. And I resent you for making me think about this.
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"My personality is pretty great" she says. Gorl your personality can be summed up in two words: inconsiderate consumption. You buy an obscene amount of water bottles that have to take up space in the shared kitchen, you line your bedroom walls with stacks of blank paper you'll never fill but you bought because the cover was cuyutee! You stuff yourself into massive, sweatshop made tarps that you buy by the tens. Those water bottles you bought? You fill them from disposable bottles instead of buying a tap filter. Your dog is on her way to an early grave and you still buy dollar store treats for her. You moved into someone else's home and settled all your shit on a shared den and then called it "yours". The local Chinese Buff-ette employees groan when you waddle into their establishment. You never return the mobility carts at Wal-Mart and when told why this is shitty, you pull a fake old lady out of your ass to speak for all disabled people.
Yes, Amber your personality is pretty great, a pretty great pile of trash.
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I'm honestly surprised she hasn't used the underactive thyroid excuse that a lot of fatties use.
Her irregular periods are 100% weight related! I know a mega fat and shes always complaining about hers. She thought she was pregnant because she missed it for so long and then she was complaining she's been on for months. I was more shocked that someone is lifting the folds to pork her.
Can you imagine the arm strength neckster must have to lift Amber's folds to play with her fishy flower.
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I dunno, disliking an ALR video can be pretty fulfilling. Not watching it, even more so.
People couldn't possibly dislike HER, these spiteful sadsacks are unfulfilled and jealous of her success, Booboo!
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Agreed...I'm not a doctor but I'd lay down all the money I own our gorl doesn't have Cushing's (or even high cortisol), she's just a lahhh and hugely morbidly obese so the fat is running out of places to store
So Albert who doesn't do drs only ER for navel explosions, UTI's and the like expects us to believe she's had her cortisol tested???
More like she's consulted Dr Google for causes of buffalo hump, seen she has a few of the symptoms and, like she did with the early BED 'diagnosis', just decided to run with it
Granted she may have a few of these signs but the thin limbs is a central feature and rules out Albert from the off...
IF, big if, she had this she'd be getting herself med insurance...it's a very serious condition that can't be left untreated
Ugh she is so full of bullshit! Second thoughts that's maybe what she's storing in her back-bump
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Amber can deny she’s the issue all day, and the only person that will ever believe her is herself. Even her supporters fall off once they’re wise to her antics.
There’s this old Cajun joke* about a man who weathered a huge flood by climbing on his roof. The water was rising, but he had faith God would save him. So some guys rude by in a pirouette and ask if he wants a ride. The man says “No, God will save me,” and they drift away. A few hours later the water is halfway up the house and two men in a rescue boat come by and offer to help. He declined, “No, God will save me” and the men leave to find others to help. A little while later the water is still rising and is coming into the roof. A helicopter flies over and offers to rescue him. The man, again, says “No, God will save me” and the helicopter flies away.
Eventually, the water spills over the roof, washing the man away and he dies. When he reaches the gates of Heaven, he angrily asks God why he didn’t save him... God looks at him, and replies “I sent you two boats and a chopper, what else do you want from me?”
[* I don’t actually know if it’s origin is Cajun...some old coonasses told me it was, but they also drink a lot lol]
Amber reminds me of that joke a lot. She keeps ignoring or denying the signs of her failing health and dismissing criticism regardless of how tactful it is or isn’t, and when her time is up and/or when the shekels run dry, she’s the only one to blame. And no one pities a dumbass
There’s this old Cajun joke* about a man who weathered a huge flood by climbing on his roof. The water was rising, but he had faith God would save him. So some guys rude by in a pirouette and ask if he wants a ride. The man says “No, God will save me,” and they drift away. A few hours later the water is halfway up the house and two men in a rescue boat come by and offer to help. He declined, “No, God will save me” and the men leave to find others to help. A little while later the water is still rising and is coming into the roof. A helicopter flies over and offers to rescue him. The man, again, says “No, God will save me” and the helicopter flies away.
Eventually, the water spills over the roof, washing the man away and he dies. When he reaches the gates of Heaven, he angrily asks God why he didn’t save him... God looks at him, and replies “I sent you two boats and a chopper, what else do you want from me?”
[* I don’t actually know if it’s origin is Cajun...some old coonasses told me it was, but they also drink a lot lol]
Amber reminds me of that joke a lot. She keeps ignoring or denying the signs of her failing health and dismissing criticism regardless of how tactful it is or isn’t, and when her time is up and/or when the shekels run dry, she’s the only one to blame. And no one pities a dumbass
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Amber's body has run out of spaces to grow fatter in the normal areas and that's why she's got lumps of fat on the back of her neck, on her shins, hanging from her calves, and she's even starting to grow a Slaton forehead. You've got high levels of pure body fat, Amber; that's all.
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Our girl is so delusional... why didn’t she check off lying, eating with mouth open, licking lips, and OPENING THE FRIDGE (which is a reference to overeating I think).
