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So apparently Kat went to sleep right after their wonderful dinner of homemade sauce, on her day off where she did nothing, on the couch. What a vibrant and lively person. It's two and a half hours later and Phil doesn't know if she woke up or not, but he assumes she's "out and about" and playing games in "her office".

Is this the first time he's called Kat's padded cell an office?
 
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Phil kept getting poisoned by the spiders

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Disguised Troll cheered and asked

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Phil:

"Essentially around 6 dollars"

THAT"S NOT violating twitch's TOS?

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Phil just bailed on the end of a Minecraft stream where the usual 3 idiots were fighting to give him money, because he "has to go upload and get out of here in the next ten minutes" to spend time with his wife.

Phil stopped baiting easy money because he NEEDS to spend time with his wife at exactly 9:30.

This is a deeply weird dude and relationship.
 
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Wow a huge upsurge of tips and cheer in the closing minutes of the stream. I have a feeling that most of them are sock accounts of DSP fans.
 
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Has anyone posted what won the rage stream poll for the stream that's happening on Thursday that, uh, let's see, a whopping
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136 people on the dead forums chose after Phil vetoed anything interesting? His schedule only says "the games have been selected!"
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Simple answer to the need for cash on hand: he said 6 Sept he'll be off as it is Mrs. D$P's birthday and he's taking her out.
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2 weeks away and he's already counting down the days to his extra day off. Well, that explains a lot. He's gonna be in downtown Seattle all day (at his favorite spots), take Kat shopping (to his favorite spots) and then go to that stupid Indian restaurant (his new favorite place to eat) he's been going on endlessly about the last couple weeks. Speaking of which, apparently Phil has become a Pooboo because now he's listening to "classical Indian music" at 1-2 in the morning watching Jasper sleep.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1f8wAFAMDf/ (with bonus angry detractor comment)
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Surly Muppet said:
I think it's a reference to ThirdEye who is back under a new account, and Phil called him out, but said he could stay because he was behaving. But he won't unban his main. He also won't reveal how he figured out it was ThirdEye... it was likely because Phil has people informing him of what is going on in some detractor discord, probably LSB's.
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He has confirmed that some of his "fans" have "infiltrated" various detractor groups and are reporting back to him whats going on!
 
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bearsintrees said:
Phil just bailed on the end of a Minecraft stream where the usual 3 idiots were fighting to give him money, because he "has to go upload and get out of here in the next ten minutes" to spend time with his wife.

Phil stopped baiting easy money because he NEEDS to spend time with his wife at exactly 9:30.

This is a deeply weird dude and relationship.
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To be fair to Kat, it has nothing to do with his relationship.

It was clock-out time, so DSP clocked out.

When's the last time DSP worked "overtime" because he was enjoying a game so much? Damn near never. DSP either hates actually playing video games, must conform to his rigid schedule no matter what [no impromptu bathroom breaks], or both.

You think it's bad he left now? At the peak of Emerald Seven's "contributions", E7 would drop 50 donated sub bombs near the end of the stream, and DSP would still end the stream WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS STILL PLAYING because it was clock-out time. You would think DSP would play a little bit longer right after JUST receiving a 50 sub donation, but no. In fact in the past, DSP has ranted against streamers that play longer "just to get more money." That's how tied to his schedule DSP is.
 
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Salubrious said:
In fact in the past, DSP has ranted against streamers that play longer "just to get more money." That's how tied to his schedule DSP is.
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This is funny since he will literally stall the end of his Minecraft streams specifically to eek out more tips from his special-ed fans. And naturally, he's not remotely subtle.
 
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Salubrious said:
Maybe Step #1 is to not isolate yourself from your family AND openly brag about how you are an adult working man with no time for shit like friends.
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what? you mean to tell me adults DO have friends? impossible mature adults only need a wife to cook and clean and thats it, he's succeeded at life, only thing left is to leave a crotch goblin for the world to take care of because mature adults want to slap children so you're not raising them obviously
 
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Immortal Technique said:
DSP probably telling a young 20-something to basically get LifeAlert now that he is living on his own.

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This is one of the most re.tarded things he has said. So if I break my leg I should wait 2 days in the hope that my dad calls the police because I haven't text him?

Wait, did DSP's parent accidentally swat him all those years ago because they wished thought he was dead?
 
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