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[AnOminous]

It's already fucking dead lol. I only just heard about it and it's gone.

I turned it on and immediately saw a cock.

Someone is streaming chickens.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Didn't know where else to put this: r/shitfascistssay

It's about what you'd expect, Antifa circlejerking, and labeling everyone right of Marx as "fascist." A lot of what they get mad about are pretty obvious jokes. Like, I've seen them sperg over Bertstrips, and Virgin vs. Chad memes. In fact, that's what a vast majority of the posts there are, flailing autistically about edgy memes. Like to be honest, a big part of why I enjoy that brand of "le edgy" humor is precisely because it makes people like this angry.

Here's my absolute favorite post on the sub, though. The guy just wanted to jerk off to his Adventure Time porn in peace, but ended up getting triggered by the (admittedly autistic) comments instead.

 

[0 0]

There's something inexplicably funny about how Redditors absolutely cannot make any contribution or engage in any activism without doing so through Reddit memes.



But at least they're partially aware enough to realize this is pointless. Assuming it's even true.

 

[Cool kitties club]

There's something inexplicably funny about how Redditors absolutely cannot make any contribution or engage in any activism without doing so through Reddit memes.
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But at least they're partially aware enough to realize this is pointless. Assuming it's even true.
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"Come on guys give me le updootsto save the rain forest"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The "Karen wants to see the manager" meme is muh soggy knees now:

 

[0 0]

The "Karen wants to see the manager" meme is muh soggy knees now:

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If you think all women act like the "Karen" stereotype, then that doesn't mean the people who are posting the meme are sexists, it's you.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

WE NEED universal basic income. you cant do shit without money you cant even find a job unless you have money.

im so fucking tired of being broke just because people wont call me back after applying for jobs or they have no work when i call them. ...

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Get a load of this failson

 

[Dante Alighieri]

WE NEED universal basic income. you cant do shit without money you cant even find a job unless you have money.

im so fucking tired of being broke just because people wont call me back after applying for jobs or they have no work when i call them. ...

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Get a load of this failson

AHahaha oh my god.

So pretty much every job has some rules against working while high on weed. My problem is I become a shitty person without weed and it makes me suck at my job.

So here's the deal if I smoke a bowl before work everything seems to go easier and it seems like people like me more. If I don't everything...

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It's not much to look at right now but it's getting a amd a8k with 16gb of RAM and a fairly cheap ghrapics card. Scrapyard wars build!

Posted in r/pcmasterrace by u/mr42ndstblvdworks • 7 points and 4 comments

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This guy is hilarious and seems like the typical redditor.

 

[Ruin]

WE NEED universal basic income. you cant do shit without money you cant even find a job unless you have money.

im so fucking tired of being broke just because people wont call me back after applying for jobs or they have no work when i call them. ...

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Get a load of this failson

High all the time
completely unemployable
Complete asshole
Whiny socialist

Pretty typical redditor

 

[0 0]

WE NEED universal basic income. you cant do shit without money you cant even find a job unless you have money.

im so fucking tired of being broke just because people wont call me back after applying for jobs or they have no work when i call them. ...

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Get a load of this failson

Ah, yes. The "my only personality trait is that I smoke weed" archetype. The kind who legitimately only has "smokes weed" as a personality trait since they get offended when people point out that smoking weed is their only personality trait.

I want to call this a troll, but he's stupid enough that I can see him actually being a person who exists. His post history also goes way back and his story's been consistent. Looks like he's been leeching off of his rich parents, smoking pot, and picking up minimum wage and part time jobs to get fired from for smoking pot ad infinitum. His parents had enough and chucked him out, and he can't understand that he won't get hired when he reeks of the sickly sweet scent of marijuana as he walks into a job interview.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Here’s r/TheCinemassacreTruth. I didn’t browse this one too thoroughly, but from what I did see, it’s mostly populated by people who are mad at James Rolfe for actually bothering to have a life and not devoting every waking moment of his life to making AVGN episodes.

What’s funny is that they’ll praise Doug Walker for his consistent uploading schedule and “production values.” While Walker usually releases new Nostalgia Critic episodes every two weeks, they’ve gotten a lot shittier and I think James took the better approach of only releasing episodes when he gets inspired to make them. Content for content’s sake is not a good thing. Plus, the whole “production value” thing doesn’t really hold water after the Change the Channel leaks revealed that they’re financially r.etarded and regularly mismanage their money.

And if James DID release content more frequently, they’d probably still hate him.

 

[Overcast]

I'm personally happy that James is devoting his time to his family and kids.

Even back when I was big on him and reviewers like him, I don't get why people would bitch about how often they upload. It's almost as if the guy on the screen is another human being like you who has real life shit to deal with.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm personally happy that James is devoting his time to his family and kids.

Even back when I was big on him and reviewers like him, I don't get why people would bitch about how often they upload. It's almost as if the guy on the screen is another human being like you who has real life shit to deal with.

It's pretty dumb, they provide days worth of entertainment for free, and then people get pissy when they don't post new episodes as often as an actual TV show being backed and funded by a network.

 

[PL 001]

So these guys are basically an unironic version of Comic Book Guy? This clip seems appropriate to them then.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

So these guys are basically an unironic version of Comic Book Guy? This clip seems appropriate to them then.

Always thought that summarised TV Tropes. Needs more "that wasn't REAL communism" for Reddit.

 

[NerdShamer]

WE NEED universal basic income. you cant do shit without money you cant even find a job unless you have money.

im so fucking tired of being broke just because people wont call me back after applying for jobs or they have no work when i call them. ...

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Get a load of this failson

Sounds like he flunked his way through school, he doesn't even know where America's tax money comes from.

How to piss off Reddit: Whine about paying child support.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

I don’t even know why Reddit has an “unpopular opinions” subreddit.

Most of the time it’s merely people screeching why someone’s opinion is “not” unpopular and many of these “unpopular opinions” are merely things people are too “afraid” to say out loud.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/

 

[JambledUpWords]

I don’t even know why Reddit has an “unpopular opinions” subreddit.

Most of the time it’s merely people screeching why someone’s opinion is “not” unpopular and many of these “unpopular opinions” are merely things people are too “afraid” to say out loud.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/

The genuinely unpopular opinions are usually removed or downvoted to oblivion. It was better when it was a smaller and lesser known subreddit.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

The genuinely unpopular opinions are usually removed or downvoted to oblivion. It was better when it was a smaller and lesser known subreddit.

Sometimes, but not always. This one is incredible for a site as left wing as Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularo...dont_care_about_school_shootings_and_neither/

Upvoted over 27k as well. This was some time before Neil DeGrasse Tyson got screeched at for saying something similar.

 

[PT 522]

The majority of r/unpopularopinion is people posting the tiniest thing, like "I only like plain flavors of chips" and then everyone throwing a tantrum over it that would make a 2 year old jealous.