Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fupacabra]

What I don't understand is how she still has any left after 12 years, especially since she claims she uses it all the time. Is this some sort of everlasting makeup brand?

She eats so many calories that even her makeup is gaining weight. It will never be depleted, gorl and her makeup will grow together until death does them apart.

 

[JaneThough]

No diet for her is sustainable. Most she doesn't even start. Low calorie anything scares the shit out of her.

She doesn’t need to go on a low calorie diet, just LOWER calorie. She fails because she decides that her diet MUST be 1200 calories and then says it’s unsustainable so back to bingeen. She’s had people and doctors and programs tell her to make small, easy changes to start, but automatically thinks this will result in her only eating 700 calories even though she’s downed 3 packs of beef jerky. Girl, do you realize how many calories you’d be eating after WLS? 700 would be a binge.

 

[MissLosR]

What I don't understand is how she still has any left after 12 years, especially since she claims she uses it all the time. Is this some sort of everlasting makeup brand?

Spoiler: Makeup Sperging

PL, I have a 12 pan eyeshadow palette about 3 years old that I use minimum 5 days a week and I haven't even "hit pan" on half the shadows yet, and it's technically no good anymore (though for powder products if you're using clean brushes tend to last a lot longer than the 2 or 3 years listed.) Of course, Hamber has a lot more eyelid to cover and should go through it a lot faster, but also dips her filthy fingers in it making it expire a lot faster too. She's also not doing complicated looks using more than maybe 2 or 3 colours at once. I can see how there's shadow left given how rarely she does makeup, but not how she hasn't given herself a horrid infection yet.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Yeah, I think the brushes came from Justice, which is a store for little girls and tweens. LOL

I've seen similar brush sets at TJ Maxx, they're pretty cheap if I remember right (like under $15).

 

[Snusmumriken]

Dana seems like the type to be 100% into open relationships. If Amber plays her cards right, she might be able to regain one fat sped enabler plus another, fatter sped enabler. And ditch Neckster in the process! If only :’)

 

[Lame Entropy]

She doesn’t need to go on a low calorie diet, just LOWER calorie. She fails because she decides that her diet MUST be 1200 calories and then says it’s unsustainable so back to bingeen. She’s had people and doctors and programs tell her to make small, easy changes to start, but automatically thinks this will result in her only eating 700 calories even though she’s downed 3 packs of beef jerky. Girl, do you realize how many calories you’d be eating after WLS? 700 would be a binge.

She sabotages herself by making herself eat the most unappetizing shit when she's dieting. To my memory, the last "diet" food I saw her eat was a sandwich that was more or less just bread and turkey.
How hard would it have been to spruce it up a bit? Toast the meat a bit, throw on some mustard, add some tomato and lettuce/spinach. Then she has the nerve to come on camera and grandstand with her "oh woe is me living a life of deprivation to make you all happy" attitude.

 

[Tastes Like Power]

She sabotages herself by making herself eat the most unappetizing shit when she's dieting. To my memory, the last "diet" food I saw her eat was a sandwich that was more or less just bread and turkey.
How hard would it have been to spruce it up a bit? Toast the meat a bit, throw on some mustard, add some tomato and lettuce/spinach. Then she has the nerve to come on camera and grandstand with her "oh woe is me living a life of deprivation to make you all happy" attitude.

AL eats the most unappetizing shit when she’s not dieting, too. She got to 600 elbees eating copious amounts of rice, sugar chicken, & shitty fast food.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Dana seems like the type to be 100% into open relationships. If Amber plays her cards right, she might be able to regain one fat sped enabler plus another, fatter sped enabler. And ditch Neckster in the process! If only :’)

I would be all in on the polyamory saga. I follow the polyamory thread too and that is drama always.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

She sabotages herself by making herself eat the most unappetizing shit when she's dieting. To my memory, the last "diet" food I saw her eat was a sandwich that was more or less just bread and turkey.
How hard would it have been to spruce it up a bit? Toast the meat a bit, throw on some mustard, add some tomato and lettuce/spinach. Then she has the nerve to come on camera and grandstand with her "oh woe is me living a life of deprivation to make you all happy" attitude.

One of the newer(?) reaction channels (Charlie Gold) made a point of showing Amber how to make a healthier, appetizing meal and talked about how she's lost weight. I think she mentioned going from being 400+ elbees to the lower 300s. It's weird how someone who spends the majority of her day on the internet couldn't be bothered to look up a few recipes or watch videos that would show her how to make healthier choices for the stuff she enjoys like Mexican, Indian, and Chinese food (jk she only knows the American versions).

It just goes to show that she doesn't care what she eats as long as it's in large quantities, takes minimal effort, and has a fuck ton of sugar and/or sodium in it.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

I've seen similar brush sets at TJ Maxx, they're pretty cheap if I remember right (like under $15).

It would not surprise me if our gorl was a huge TJ Maxx fan. I would think she more or less shops at Ross.

Random Question: Is it just me or does Hamber rarely eat steak? If I had the kind of money Hamber has and the time her fat ass has, you would best believe I wouldn't be eating cheap food from Walmart. I am not making six figures now and I don't even shop at Wally World.

Is steak like pepperoni pizza and she just doesn't "like it" (lie), or is it because she doesn't know how to cook it? Come to think of it, I've never seen her eat salmon, either. The only ones who have a somewhat normal diet are the two sissies. It just seems her palate has never evolved from Jeff Foxworthy's Trailer Trash Breakfast cookbook.

She looks like a fuckin drunk, misbegotten, deformed vagabond Nord from Skyrim:

 

[bev]

I would think she more or less shops at Ross.

Random Question: Is it just me or does Hamber rarely eat steak?

She did shop at Ross during the Destiny era. I don't think that she and Becky live near one, so she obviously doesn't go to it anymore.

Yes, she does eat steak "well done" and only that way. IIRC, she never claimed to enjoy or hate red meat and that's remained pretty consistent over the years. She's more into poultry. Even so, she can't cook. She only eats the rest of the spectrum on outings. But remember, she can't fit anywhere. She's massive. It's not like she can easily go to a restaurant (the car ride alone is uncomfortable) and expect to fit there. Not only that, she's extremely self-conscious and doesn't like people staring at her like the anomaly she is. She'd rather hide away inside than deal with the reality she's imposed onto herself by eating anything and everything she wanted to and moving so little.

 

[Des B*]

Anyone know the name of the video where she spazzed out at becky for eating her cereal?

 

[raritycunt]

Anyone know the name of the video where she spazzed out at becky for eating her cereal?

It was one of Eric’s videos, but her food aggression is addressed in a few of the “haydurs” videos - michaelbepetty uploaded the entire clip in his food aggression rant

 

[bev]

Anyone know the name of the video where she spazzed out at becky for eating her cereal?

Here. Literally took me one minute using the search function.

Try that next time.

 

[Des B*]

Here. Literally took me one minute using the search function.

Try that next time.

I'm too lazy

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

She did shop at Ross during the Destiny era. I don't think that she and Becky live near one, so she obviously doesn't go to it anymore.

Yes, she does eat steak "well done" and only that way. IIRC, she never claimed to enjoy or hate red meat and that's remained pretty consistent over the years. She's more into poultry. Even so, she can't cook. She only eats the rest of the spectrum on outings. But remember, she can't fit anywhere. She's massive. It's not like she can easily go to a restaurant (the car ride alone is uncomfortable) and expect to fit there. Not only that, she's extremely self-conscious and doesn't like people staring at her like the anomaly she is. She'd rather hide away inside than deal with the reality she's imposed onto herself by eating anything and everything she wanted to and moving so little.

People should look at her for the fat fuckin circus clown freak that she is. What a sight to behold: a grossly obese, narcissistic, pig walking around with a fucking thumb on legs. If Jame Gumb were a true killer, he'd only have to get Hamber to complete his woman suit, thus eliminating Clarice Starling's rise to prominence in the FBI.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Care to know what Thumby puts up with in exchange for her stupid hats and T-shirts?
Check out page 653 (about half-way down the page)
'Course, this is from Kasey's perspective but really, does anyone think Al's changed for the better?
Warning: it's fucking awful.
And a big THANKS to CXNT for saving this ( and pretty much everything else) for all future haydursss

 

[TwinkoStorr]

"Miss pronounce"

 

[THOTto]

I'm too lazy

Thanks for establishing that you’re a nigger. No one cares.

I don’t think amber has the hand eye coordination for makeup brushes honestly. She probably tried and stabbed herself in the eye before reeeeeeeing and throwing them into a trash pile across the room. Then cried to Becky about how she suffers because of rafe.

 

[ADHD]

"Miss pronounce"
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That filter deserves hazard pay.