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He could be a star of a very perverted doujinshi. The big ol fat ugly old man
Jack showing off guns? I'm in the camp where if you have guns you simply don't talk about having any online and rarely in public.
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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jack showing off guns? I'm in the camp where if you have guns you simply don't talk about having any online and rarely in public.
captkrisma
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Also interesting in regards to this video: that grill he shows in the thumbnail costs $4000(!).
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I hope mushbrain spazzes out one day and decides that he's going to be 'Jack the Cooking Guy', and drops $10k+ building a dedicated EVO gas grill suite. I wonder how Tammy will react to that. I like how Sam the Cooking guy is a retired biotech CEO, doesn't have professional cooking experience and YET, can cook way more appetising food than mushbrain. It's interesting how mushbrain started out in 2007 and over these years having ZERO improvement in terms of food quality and cinematography.
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Whatthefuck
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I really like Sam. He knows who he is and doesn't try to be anything else, and honestly, I've never once thought that anyone would contract salmonella from anything he's made. Production quality is great, I could go on, but we're here to talk about that half sentient tard Jack. He's a combination of everything I despise. He's stupid, unapologetically incompetent in the very thing he claims competence in, a glutton, a racist, a fake Christian who LOVES to spread the good news by judging literally everyone else (like don't be black, you're poor and a drug dealer, don't be homeless, his Christian ass isn't obligated to help), self righteous, ignorant, simply put, a waste of oxygen who lends no purpose in this life. We watch because of the lolz. I can't imagine anyone unironically watching this bullshit when there are clearly far better things to watch if food vlogs are your thing.
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Severely off topic, but when I saw my first Sam the Cooking Guy video and he used that Evo Flattop, I was all: Wow, my dad would love one of those! And then I looked it up and took like 20 minutes of searching to find a price point and the one Sam uses... is fucking 8 large. The cheapest I found was a quote unquote counter top model for 2.5k dollars.
UGH! I want one so bad!
I'm subscribed to like 15 different food channels and I think Sam is one of the better ones.
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Gonna bet the next major stroke will occur during Pizza Wars. Can't wait for the shitshow. I wonder if Gina and pals will be tagging along this time round.
Aaway
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i have a feeling it'll just be jack and his boyfriend mitch. they were clearly frustrated with the wives at times during burger wars probably because they couldn't get any alone time
Ohlongjohnson
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Yeah...with the amount of views you gets..I'm sure you have some pull with them.
Christ crown of porns
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You guys need to be careful, from what I can tell...Jack is the new head chef at Popeyes. Just look at those juices...
Whatthefuck
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Why can’t this lunatic understand that chicken isn’t to be cooked to medium rare. Maybe he’s fucking colour blind? To clarify, I know that’s not Jack, but it sure could be and I need to understand that level of exceptional.
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Charles has been churning out OK content—comments enabled, by the way—over the past week and can’t get over the 500-view hump.
And get a load of these metrics:
I don’t know that any of this matters to Charles, who enjoys what he’s doing, but associating with Jack and playing by his rules has obviously impeded the growth of his channel.
Edited ’cause I don’t do grammar good.
And get a load of these metrics:
I don’t know that any of this matters to Charles, who enjoys what he’s doing, but associating with Jack and playing by his rules has obviously impeded the growth of his channel.
Edited ’cause I don’t do grammar good.
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There's a reason Charles turned on comments, he probably learned that they actually help in search results. I'm also okay with his ruleset of not shitting on Jack in the comments, but fuck if I'm going to watch any video from his channel if Jack's in them since the only Jack stuff I watch is him fucking up cooking.
JackDavis
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This video is shit. His videos have become completely worthless content.
Goes on a rant about too much sugar in food.
"It's 'Two Good' Greek Yogurt. Guarantees 2g of sugar in EVERY single greek yogurt!" The way his mushbrain phrased that makes it seem like sugar is a good thing and you're guaranteed at least 2g of it in every serving.
"I grabbed one of every flavor, and I'm not sure if I had every one of them, probably not because they make so many of them." Uh that sentence had 3 parts and each part contradicted the part before it.
"Greek yogurt has a dryness to it. It's a wet product but it's dry tasting. It's not as wet as regular yogurt." Oh boy. What are you on about?
"If you're looking for something to throw fruit in, this is the one." Yes I buy low sugar yogurt so I can throw sugar in it.
*Yogurt barely touches his tongue* MMMM!!!
"You might want to add a few drops of your artificial sweetener in." NO!
My god it's almost normal looking here! Hand still looks like Eric the Midget's lobster claws but at least it's not completely useless.
"I was pouring out the water in the sink, there's water that collects at the top like sour cream. So I'm dumping the water and the whole thing fell out." You dummy, for one it's called whey and two just stir it up. It'll be good exercise for your bad arm.
"I thought it was too good to be true!" "Unbelievable! That's just Two Good!" This dude completely fell for the marketing.
arthurdaley
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'Guys just a little tip. If your chicken is a little bloody, just put it in the microwave for a minute and it will be fine'.
Jack Scalfani
Aaway
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looks like people who subbed for fishing got tired of "sushi wars" videos featuring jack the glutton so they unsubscribed
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I will say that his food reviews aren't too bad when Jack ain't with him. This is because he's brief with them, shows the food clearly in a decent presentation (and what it looks like inside), and while still basic, he's better at describing how good the food is. You can tell they're just another part of the trip (his Maine videos do this with lobster). His fishing videos are fun because he tells you his set up, shows you toys that help with fishing, and explains why some fish suck to catch (he dislikes catching catfish because the saltwater ones tend to be mildly venomous and inedible).
Jack is a fucking anchor to him IMO since he just drags the energy down immensely and does dumb shit like film the parking lot.
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Charlie Delicious
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It's called "thick" you fat fuck. It's thick.
Zero fks to give
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Or wipe his fat ass.
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He either has somebody do it for him, or not at all.