Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[$hakerattle]

It's gotten to the point where we're rating Munchie Mating Dances. I love it.

(Autie's is better than Linda's btw)

Someone should compile these into a single video. That would be amazing.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sarah-Jean News Network reporting for doody

-dad is having a fire outside
-shows hr of 135. not doing so good today. Fakes shortness of breath, heart racing all day but drops rapidly as she films her hr monitor
-Couldn't move to get back inside due to heat, Evildad had to help
-Can't go to ren faire because she's too sick.
-Mast Cell makes her allergic to "literally all kinds of trees" (exact claim Jaquie made early in her MCAS diagnosis journey by the way) so the fire is triggering that
-HR went as high as 142 but as soon as she went to record this amazing feat it dropped, then went back up to the high 130s when she put the camera down. Okay, you're deconditioned and when you move around your heart rate goes up. Congratulations, take your obese dog for a walk every day and quit whining.
-Hoping she'll feel amazing. Dad wants to enjoy a night out downtown and wants to go out for drinks with him.
Says she hasn't been out since gay pride in June.
-going to make tea but doesn't want to because it makes her tired, but she'd rather do that and sleep than not be able to go out later
-Didn't vlog yesterday because her "day in the life" vlog took too much time and energy. Wore her out, filled up all her sim cards, had to edit almost 60 clips together.
-was in a lot of pain last night, nerve pain within her body, typically her joints, hands, elbows were more intensified and cried, put lidocaine on fingers, hands, and elbows, put KT tape on them. Took half a percocet and woke up with no pain but hand pain is now coming back. Used to take CBD for pain and it worked well. First bottle was donated to her and she can't afford it. Didn't vlog pain because it was too much. (translation: "buy me CBD oil")
-Feels slightly human, heart rate is only 68 (god damn.)
-Cold out so she's going to go stand by the fire she's allergic to to warm up. Holy shit could she possibly contradict herself more in a single video?
-Kitty is sleeping in a drawer, unbelievable! Cats never do this. Digit is her favorite cat, she loves them all but has a bond with digit.
-is still planning to go out so she doesn't want her heart rate to rise or drop, same for blood pressure, so she's going to watch TV and rest more.
-needs more flowers she's allergic to for her room
-applying KT tape all over her hands montage. People might think it's overkill or attention-seeking but it helps. If she has to be excessive with the tape then so be it because her pain dropped tremendously.
-stops vlogging, doesn't reveal if she went out or not.


I promise I have something more interesting in the works, I'm just ridiculously busy these next few weeks.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Is Linda's intervention program worth watching ?

It seems like one for the ages. It's on Amazon for $2 (Season 7, Episode 1). I have it earmarked for when I have digital credits from delayed Prime shipping. I'm not willing to spend actual money on this nonsense.

Please can someone tell me where I can find the falling out of the wheelchair clip? Please!

The video is literally called "I FELL OFF CHAIR AND DOWN THE DRIVEWAY (7.23.19)" -- not too difficult to find on her YouTube channel, since it was only about a month ago. Let's try searching first, eh?

 

[MetalParakeet]

She studied neuroscience because she wanted to know what it was like to have a brain.

I have a degree in the same and here we just call it neuropsychology. Unless she got a separate degree in the sciences, her "neuroscience" degree is in the arts and thus nowhere as comprehensive as what you would normally expect when you think of "neuroscience."

Not saying that neuropsychology isn't useful but say it like it is. It's not a fucking neuroscience degree and it doesn't make her qualified to heal people

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Yet another thrilling dispatch from Sarah-Jean. Short video "This is my reality!"

Spoiler: her reality is she's a drunk.

-Sunday funday! Making Freckles escort her to her car, which she had to leave parked near a bunch of bars and restaurants after a "really bad episode' last night, she needed a sober driver to take her home. Which sounds to me like she got drunk and realized she couldn't drive herself.
-Friends Daylen and Haywood (the fuck are these names?) meet her where her car is and go to a bar together in the morning. Has a very unhappy and stressed out Freckles with her, does not recognize that her dog is not having fun.
-Did not go out bar hopping with dad last night. "Supposively" going to do that tonight.
-cut to clearing throat at home, stayed at bar for an hour talking about lesbian stuff.
-Dad asked her what was playing in theaters indicating he's not going to bankroll her getting shitfaced tonight, either which annoys her. Says this while THREE signs about how "lol I wouldn't have any personality without booze!" hang behind her. (the three black signs, one is something about "I believe I'll have another beer," one says "if it wasn't for cocktails I 'd have no personality whatsoever," and one says "you can't buy happiness but you can buy wine and that's kind of the same thing.")

-Goes to see Ready or Not in theaters, thought it was really good, like really good!
-Home, relaxing with cats. Ate soup. Everything made her not want to eat but she needed food because she hadn't ate since yesterday.
-tomorrow meeting with a client, really seeking work and misses it and money.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Yet another thrilling dispatch from Sarah-Jean. Short video "This is my reality!"

Spoiler: her reality is she's a drunk.

-Sunday funday! Making Freckles escort her to her car, which she had to leave parked near a bunch of bars and restaurants after a "really bad episode' last night, she needed a sober driver to take her home. Which sounds to me like she got drunk and realized she couldn't drive herself.
-Friends Daylen and Haywood (the fuck are these names?) meet her where her car is and go to a bar together in the morning. Has a very unhappy and stressed out Freckles with her, does not recognize that her dog is not having fun.
-Did not go out bar hopping with dad last night. "Supposively" going to do that tonight.
-cut to clearing throat at home, stayed at bar for an hour talking about lesbian stuff.
-Dad asked her what was playing in theaters indicating he's not going to bankroll her getting shitfaced tonight, either which annoys her. Says this while THREE signs about how "lol I wouldn't have any personality without booze!" hang behind her. (the three black signs, one is something about "I believe I'll have another beer," one says "if it wasn't for cocktails I 'd have no personality whatsoever," and one says "you can't buy happiness but you can buy wine and that's kind of the same thing.")
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-Goes to see Ready or Not in theaters, thought it was really good, like really good!
-Home, relaxing with cats. Ate soup. Everything made her not want to eat but she needed food because she hadn't ate since yesterday.
-tomorrow meeting with a client, really seeking work and misses it and money.

I'm intrigued that "really seeking work" translate in S-J to "I'm meeting with a client tomorrow" and not "I put in applications to work at Mac or Sephora or even Target." She clearly has more makeup knowledge/skill than the average person (though she's certainly not the best). If she was honestly seeking work/money, she'd be looking for some sort of reliable income stream until and unless her freelance makeup artist stuff takes off.

But that would make sense, so I guess I'm just spouting rainbows.

I'm also a little surprised (but not surprised -- because this is S-J) that she filmed in a movie theater, during the actual movie...and then uploaded it on her monetized YouTube channel. She doesn't show the screen or anything, but moments like that really drive home the fact that she has the common sense of a six-year-old.

 

[large_farva]

Part 2 of 2➡Guess what? When you are a social media vlogger you won’t be able to please everyone. And you know what- you’re not suppose to.
I perianly get people saying “get off your ass and do yard work you’re not sick” then when I do I get comments like “you’re not sick. you talk about how you can’t stand long periods of time but you’re outside doing yard work”. It’s always a constant battle trying to satisfy the unsatisfiable. They always want to be right and no matter what, YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG. At least that’s how they want to make you feel. I can get a job and I will have people saying you can’t be sick and work but then people say go to work like everyone else. There will always be something. A never ending battle. “ so you can’t work but you’re able to go outside and rake leaves.” But that’s the thing. I CANT but when you have people constantly commenting to do stuff, so you do. You try. But doing doesn’t mean I can. What it really means, is I’m trying to satisfy the unsatisfiable. I am putting myself in harms way. Then you get those who comment “ you raking the leaves but you can’t work” all I want to say is “I’m doing it to because someone made this comment and now I have you commenting on this”. But I had to sit back and ask myself “Sarah why does it matter what they think. He said she said.... you need to do this. Or you’re mentally ill. Or you’re not sick. But you know who you are. Stand tall and keep moving forward the best way you know how.

Sara Jean,
You're mentally ill. You're not sick.

 

[Cold Waffle]

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Sara Jean,
You're mentally ill. You're not sick.

I love the gratuitous "look at muh medical supplies" shot that accompanies this masterpiece. I would go through and provide line-by-line commentary like I did with Part 1, but I can't be bothered, since her argument is circular (and eliminates itself).

She does yard work and has no issues, then someone asks how she can do yard work (and not actual paid work) because she tolerated yard work fine, then she says she can't do yard work, but she clearly did do yard work, but she claims doing yard work put her in harms way, but she definitely can't do yard work (but she did yard work and filmed herself doing it).

When has physical exertion ever actually physically harmed her? Sure, her knees might be messed up, but she sure does squat down to babble at her cucumber plants without an issue. Never a complaint.

What a human.

 

[Free Pancakes]

Since you're reading the forums now, sj, please spend thirty seconds googling canine body language and see how much you're stressing out your poor dog before you drag her to another bar. You may be secretly aware that drinks don't actually give you a personality but you should probably know that your scared dog doesn't either.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Since you're reading the forums now, sj, please spend thirty seconds googling canine body language and see how much you're stressing out your poor dog before you drag her to another bar. You may be secretly aware that drinks don't actually give you a personality but you should probably know that your scared dog doesn't either.

I am absolutely certain she knows her dog is unhappy and just doesn't care because looking sick is more important. She's shown she doesn't really give that much of a fuck about animals: eating all the fake meat and dairy, dating an animal hoarder, running a "sanctuary" that she couldn't afford, having outside cats (which are not only more likely to be harmed themselves but wreak havoc on wildlife) and taking absolutely no one's advice on how to better care for her animals or be better at making vegan choices (ex: not eating the BK burger, trying some vegetables instead of a bunch of meat-like products). When people tell her point blank her dog isn't happy she just hand waves it or chimps out.

Vegan and sick are her shaky identities and she has nothing else going for her. She's dumb as a rock, she has a shitty personality, few friends, no education, no career, and people are calling her out for not being a good vegan or really sick. So if she has to stress out her dog in order to make her sick girl costume more believable then sorry, Freckles.

Textbook fucking borderline.

 

[iluvmylife]

Yet another thrilling dispatch from Sarah-Jean. Short video "This is my reality!"

Spoiler: her reality is she's a drunk.

-Sunday funday! Making Freckles escort her to her car, which she had to leave parked near a bunch of bars and restaurants after a "really bad episode' last night, she needed a sober driver to take her home. Which sounds to me like she got drunk and realized she couldn't drive herself.
-Friends Daylen and Haywood (the fuck are these names?) meet her where her car is and go to a bar together in the morning. Has a very unhappy and stressed out Freckles with her, does not recognize that her dog is not having fun.
-Did not go out bar hopping with dad last night. "Supposively" going to do that tonight.
-cut to clearing throat at home, stayed at bar for an hour talking about lesbian stuff.
-Dad asked her what was playing in theaters indicating he's not going to bankroll her getting shitfaced tonight, either which annoys her. Says this while THREE signs about how "lol I wouldn't have any personality without booze!" hang behind her. (the three black signs, one is something about "I believe I'll have another beer," one says "if it wasn't for cocktails I 'd have no personality whatsoever," and one says "you can't buy happiness but you can buy wine and that's kind of the same thing.")
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-Goes to see Ready or Not in theaters, thought it was really good, like really good!
-Home, relaxing with cats. Ate soup. Everything made her not want to eat but she needed food because she hadn't ate since yesterday.
-tomorrow meeting with a client, really seeking work and misses it and money.

She totally gave herself away when she said she found a SOBER driver. She is so bad at this it is hilarious. Drink another, Sarah-Jean. Your life saving saline infusions will perk you up in no time, twat. She’s been mentioning narcotics more frequently, let the downward pill and alcohol spiral commence!! Shit show engaged!

ETA an additional observation

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

She totally gave herself away when she said she found a SOBER driver. She is so bad at this it is hilarious. Drink another, Sarah-Jean. Your life saving saline infusions will perk you up in no time, twat.

Don't forget the percocet for those hangover headaches! I mean... serious hand pain.

 

[iluvmylife]

I love the gratuitous "look at muh medical supplies" shot that accompanies this masterpiece. I would go through and provide line-by-line commentary like I did with Part 1, but I can't be bothered, since her argument is circular (and eliminates itself).

She does yard work and has no issues, then someone asks how she can do yard work (and not actual paid work) because she tolerated yard work fine, then she says she can't do yard work, but she clearly did do yard work, but she claims doing yard work put her in harms way, but she definitely can't do yard work (but she did yard work and filmed herself doing it).

When has physical exertion ever actually physically harmed her? Sure, her knees might be messed up, but she sure does squat down to babble at her cucumber plants without an issue. Never a complaint.

What a human.

I want to tell her “welcome to your 30s, Sarah-Jean. It’s not all teddy bears and rainbows. You will get aches and pains you didn’t have 10 years ago. And for Christ’s sake, you had a hysterectomy and don’t do any kind of hormone therapy and wonder why you can’t tolerate heat. Take some fucking estrogen and sit the fuck down. Oh and lay off the alcohol, hangovers are more difficult the older you get, dumbass.”

Not sick. Just lazy, stupid and legitimately mentally ill.

Don't forget the percocet for those hangover headaches! I mean... serious hand pain.

Lol edited that as an afterthought!! Girlfriend is on her way to a county funded drug and alcohol program!
I got a chuckle out of this comment! She will def chimp out about it.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I want to tell her “welcome to your 30s, Sarah-Jean. It’s not all teddy bears and rainbows. You will get aches and pains you didn’t have 10 years ago. And for Christ’s sake, you had a hysterectomy and don’t do any kind of hormone therapy and wonder why you can’t tolerate heat. Take some fucking estrogen and sit the fuck down. Oh and lay off the alcohol, hangovers are more difficult the older you get, dumbass.”

Not sick. Just lazy, stupid and legitimately mentally ill.

IIRC they don't recommend HRT anymore because the risks outweigh the benefits. . . unless you're a man that is.

Spoiler: tinfoily

I read a pretty exhaustive article about the "grassroots" organizations that are pushing transgender politics and how many of them are actually funded by pharmaceutical companies. One of the things mentioned was that the push to get males on female HRT began right around when estrogen replacement for menopause started to be seen as unnecessary risk to alleviate discomfort from a natural process your body is meant to go through.

It went from "they need this because hot flashes are uncomfortable" to "they need this or else THEY WILL KILL THEMSELVES 176% OF THE TIME." Became much more necessary a treatment. Etc etc.

I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but the argument was pretty compelling.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I want to tell her “welcome to your 30s, Sarah-Jean. It’s not all teddy bears and rainbows. You will get aches and pains you didn’t have 10 years ago. And for Christ’s sake, you had a hysterectomy and don’t do any kind of hormone therapy and wonder why you can’t tolerate heat. Take some fucking estrogen and sit the fuck down. Oh and lay off the alcohol, hangovers are more difficult the older you get, dumbass.”

Not sick. Just lazy, stupid and legitimately mentally ill.

Lmao this is so true. Sj isn't sick she's perpetually hungover.

Although aches and pains are one of those things I wish people told me about when I was younger. Literally as soon as you enter your 30s boom, you randomly now have a bum knee/ hip. I didn't expect that for another 10 years

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Lmao this is so true. Sj isn't sick she's perpetually hungover.

Although aches and pains are one of those things I wish people told me about when I was younger. Literally as soon as you enter your 30s boom, you randomly now have a bum knee/ hip. I didn't expect that for another 10 years

Towards the end of your 30s you start to make involuntary groaning noises whenever you stand up even if nothing in particular hurts, and you develop a keen interest in high fiber foods that promise to promote regularity. Just a heads up.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Towards the end of your 30s you start to make involuntary groaning noises whenever you stand up even if nothing in particular hurts, and you develop a keen interest in high fiber food options. Just a heads up.

the wonders of human biology.

 

[large_farva]

Well since she reads here and we're doing this:
Sara-Jean,

Clean under them nails gorl.
edit to avoid double post:


Recorded 2 days ago. uploaded today. ignore the date she says ( 8/3 )
The constant "need to prove"... people legit sick don't go around insisting they're sick and posting videos to prove it.

 

[Maxie]

Best comment from SJ. Her chair is truly a costume chair, just another prop for her munchies tales.

Most people with MCAS have issues with adhesives yet I've never noticed her having problems with all the tape and bandages she uses.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Best comment from SJ. Her chair is truly a costume chair, just another prop for her munchies tales.View attachment 907728

Most people with MCAS have issues with adhesives yet I've never noticed her having problems with all the tape and bandages she uses.

Heat from fire makes her eyes tear up and swell and burn. Shouldn't that be smoke? Which happens to everyone, it's a natural reaction to irritants.