"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Positron]

Phil with a bo staff
let's see him use it.

Who needs a weeb staff when you have a gun?

 

[Bogliacci]

Im sure you looked real cool to the delivery guy philth

real cool

 

[Coldgrip]

Funny you mention that.
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Phil with a bo staff
let's see him use it.

The pizza man wasn't impressed by your little ninja costume Phil. He likely has had to deliver to legit crackheads and actual thugs. A wall-eyed sped in pajamas with a stick on his back will just make him laugh at you when he gets back to his car. Then other people will laugh at you when he tells them about the fat, rodent-looking tard that gave him a gay-ass neo-nazi pin.

I'm betting his "bo staff" is a broken broom handle he found near a dumpster or a wooden dowel he took out of a closet.

You'd think a weeb like Phil would know that a bo is the japanese word for a, typically, 6' staff and that he wouldn't call it a "bo staff" like some slow-in-da-mind autistic.

 

[The Dude]

A bo staff? So now Phil's power fantasies has him pretending he's Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I mean, he is a mutant and as slow as a turtle, but he damn sure ain't no teenager anymore, and the closest thing he is to a ninja is a mall ninja. I'm willing to bet his "bo staff" is just a broken broom handle. What a fucking joke of a human being.

And I've worn my concealed carry pistol when getting pizza delivered. The main difference was that it stayed concealed under my shirt and I didn't show it off to the delivery guy hoping that he'll think I'm a super cool badass for being armed. Then again, I've also worn a bra and no shirt on when a pizza was delivered, but that was on a dare while getting drunk with friends. Think that makes me more of a woman than Mr. Isaboy?

 

[CheesyBoy]

Funny you mention that.
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Phil with a bo staff
let's see him use it.

I bet that delivery driver was thrilled to get that pin.

And has anyone told Phil that Antifa Super Soldier can be shortened to ASS? Is that something he came up with, or did a troll convince him to go by that?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Funny you mention that.
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Phil with a bo staff
let's see him use it.

Showing off to a pizza delivery dude

Showing off to a pizza delivery dude and thinking the pizza delivery dude is impressed by him

Showing off to a pizza delivery dude by dressing like a sped ninja while being fat and middle aged and acting and sounding like a literal re.tard...and not realising that pizza delivery dude is laughing at you and telling his friends about the fat weeble who came to the door dressed like a sped ninja and gave him a badge like he'd been a good boy at the dentist.

Autism at it's finest, sorry, phinest.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I like the “ha ha, Portland Antifa do be like that sometimes” ending to his story. No, Phil, you are so boring that you have to make interesting things happen in your life, and that was the best you could come up with. You ordered your non-vegan pizza from a capitalist multinational and thought you’d try to impress the delivery driver with your penis substitute that you don’t know how to use, he didn’t give a shit and your pin is in the trash.

In conclusion, more like bo-ring staff.

 

[Positron]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is that collection of symbols below his post a representation of all the things he’s stuck up his ass this week?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Is that collection of symbols below his post a representation of all the things he’s stuck up his ass this week?

He must be bored with his batons, then.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Possible :powerlevel: but I was just at my city's Pride event and I saw hundreds of dudes who looked and dressed just like Phil. Mostly carrying non-binary flags because I think most of them aren't dumb enough to try and pass themselves off as women, but still. They were all hanging around in groups and they all looked happy enough. It makes me wonder why Phil is so terminally alone and miserable? There's no shortage of fat angry flag-waving gender-terrorist types. Phil spends his off-time posing for selfies with his and sitting in his broom closet watching old movies on his ancient laptop as if he's the only balding antifa tranny out there.

 

[The Dude]

I like the “ha ha, Portland Antifa do be like that sometimes” ending to his story. No, Phil, you are so boring that you have to make interesting things happen in your life, and that was the best you could come up with. You ordered your non-vegan pizza from a capitalist multinational and thought you’d try to impress the delivery driver with your penis substitute that you don’t know how to use, he didn’t give a shit and your pin is in the trash.

In conclusion, more like bo-ring staff.

Phil is so boring that he has to make up dreams to post about to try to convince himself that he's totally an Antifa badass, and the obese poseur sitting alone in a storage closet playing make believe that he really is.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Possible :powerlevel: but I was just at my city's Pride event and I saw hundreds of dudes who looked and dressed just like Phil. Mostly carrying non-binary flags because I think most of them aren't dumb enough to try and pass themselves off as women, but still. They were all hanging around in groups and they all looked happy enough. It makes me wonder why Phil is so terminally alone and miserable? There's no shortage of fat angry flag-waving gender-terrorist types. Phil spends his off-time posing for selfies with his and sitting in his broom closet watching old movies on his ancient laptop as if he's the only balding antifa tranny out there.

Because he’s also an asshole. He literally calls himself a leader of Antifa who’s fighting the fash everyday, but he doesn’t even do the bare minimum to earn the respect he tries to claim. Nobody wants to hang out with a man who quite openly tries to steal your glory while sitting at home on Mastodon.

This is ignoring the more general problems with Phil re begging, hygiene, laziness and just generally being an obvious tard.

 

[The Dude]

Because he’s also an asshole. He literally calls himself a leader of Antifa who’s fighting the fash everyday, but he doesn’t even do the bare minimum to earn the respect he tries to claim. Nobody wants to hang out with a man who quite openly tries to steal your glory while sitting at home on Mastodon.

This is ignoring the more general problems with Phil re begging, hygiene, laziness and just generally being an obvious tard.

I think the fact that Phil is obviously a tard has been the only thing saving him from getting an ass beating for his posing and credit stealing from real Antifa members. That, and no real Antifa members know who the fuck he is. One of these days though he will likely try to impress the wrong person with his lies and they'll beat his wannabe ass just like during Occupy. I'm sure he will say that it was a group of big black guys again, or one of us.

 

[Positron]

Because he’s also an asshole. He literally calls himself a leader of Antifa who’s fighting the fash everyday, but he doesn’t even do the bare minimum to earn the respect he tries to claim. Nobody wants to hang out with a man who quite openly tries to steal your glory while sitting at home on Mastodon.

This is ignoring the more general problems with Phil re begging, hygiene, laziness and just generally being an obvious tard.

Phil is unhappy to be just another one of the team; he wants to call the shots and be the center of attention. This has led to his being kicked out of various communist commodes and info-shops.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil is unhappy to be just another one of the team; he wants to call the shots and be the center of attention. This has led to his being kicked out of various communist commodes and info-shops.

He is a communist toilet because he's about as clean as one.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He is a communist toilet because he's about as clean as one.

He is a communist toilet because he lets people shit on him free of charge and does nothing.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Funny you mention that.
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Phil with a bo staff
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I can't believe I almost missed this nugget of pure Phil gold. Greasy Italian shut-in orders pizza from a multi-billion dollar corporation, hands the guy some random junk from his apartment in lieu of a tip, and thinks it's a blow against capitalism. Why didn't you go to one of the many family-owned pizza places in Portland and support a local business, Phil? It's better food and it's often cheaper.

Better yet, why not cook something for yourself at home? People in dire straits who turn to online begging to make rent don't order from Domino's. You could make two weeks worth of filling vegetarian meals for the cost of a Domino's pizza.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can't believe I almost missed this nugget of pure Phil gold. Greasy Italian shut-in orders pizza from a multi-billion dollar corporation, hands the guy some random junk from his apartment in lieu of a tip, and thinks it's a blow against capitalism. Why didn't you go to one of the many family-owned pizza places in Portland and support a local business, Phil? It's better food and it's often cheaper.

He could give less of an ass about family, as he only cares about himself. This even applies when it clashes with his "ideals".

Better yet, why not cook something for yourself at home? People in dire straits who turn to online begging to make rent don't order from Domino's. You could make two weeks worth of filling vegetarian meals for the cost of a Domino's pizza.

He's a mong who would burn his hands on the oven and accidentally cut himself with a knife. Also, you've never seen Clawshrimpy, who's another fat fuck who e-begs for money and blows it all on video games and pizza.

 

[Adamska]

Better yet, why not cook something for yourself at home? People in dire straits who turn to online begging to make rent don't order from Domino's. You could make two weeks worth of filling vegetarian meals for the cost of a Domino's pizza.

Fatty's too retarded to cook I reckon. Either that or too lazy.

Regardless, financial responsibility is too hard for this mongo to get.