"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Phil has already blown his tard bux for the month. 5 more days of e-begging.
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First the Antifa pin on the Buddha now this.
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Is Phil shopping for a new identity?
 
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Getting suckers to buy him pizza, looks like a habit he picked up from Toren.
 
JY's Tampon said:
Is Phil shopping for a new identity?
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Kind of yes kind of no. He already had a Buddhism fixation in the past, but he never really got to go full into the autism because if I remember correctly, he was booted from a prior Buddhist temple/center because he'd keep getting the gimmes they offered up without giving anything back. That and actual brown people used those centers too.

Thankfully, the whitest city in the US has low chances of this happening.
 
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Phil, Toren, Clawshrimpy, etc. all beg for pizza money because they are too self-indulgent and undisciplined to eat healthy food, which is also the biggest single reason why they are all fat fucks. Even if they weren't too lazy and incompetent to cook healthy food they'd never eat it. (They're also all too lazy to scrub pots and pans afterwards, so that's another reason to never cook.) And no, "vegan" does not necessarily equate to "healthy"; remember that an all-vodka diet is technically vegan too.
 
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Phil has already blown his tard bux for the month. 5 more days of e-begging.
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What the fuck does "respectful of my autonomy and agency in today's political climate" mean when talking about a therapist? As opposed to one of those therapists who tells you to get out there, grab some pussy and vote Trump?
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
He is a communist toilet because he lets people shit on him free of charge and does nothing.
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Well...WE shit on him and he does nothing. Though, I'm sure if someone threatened to kick his ass unless he let's them literally shit on him, Phil would comply without complaint because he's a massive coward.

And you'd think that a super tough, super badass super soldier wouldn't need a therapist to salve his tender feewings. Or at least, a super tough, super badass super soldier wouldn't need to make up bullshit stories about going to a therapist.
 
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Quickly! To the potatomobile!
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Sad state of affairs in the super soldier corps if Phil is your emergency contact
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It makes sense since they know he'll always be at home, never at an actual event.

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I think the fact that Phil is obviously a tard has been the only thing saving him from getting an ass beating for his posing and credit stealing from real Antifa members. That, and no real Antifa members know who the fuck he is. One of these days though he will likely try to impress the wrong person with his lies and they'll beat his wannabe ass just like during Occupy. I'm sure he will say that it was a group of big black guys again, or one of us.
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That and all the antifa who might get mad at him are scrawny, etiolated little pussies who would have a hard time beating their meat. Someone like Philthy might even be intimidating just by weighing three times as much as any of these black clad manlets.
 
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What the fuck does "respectful of my autonomy and agency in today's political climate" mean when talking about a therapist? As opposed to one of those therapists who tells you to get out there, grab some pussy and vote Trump?
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He’s just using a lot of word salad because he thinks it makes him sound clever. One thing I will give him is that he’s good at sounding superficially clever if you have no follow up questions and don’t know much about the subject he’s droning on about.
 
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It makes sense since they know he'll always be at home, never at an actual event.



That and all the antifa who might get mad at him are scrawny, etiolated little pussies who would have a hard time beating their meat. Someone liked Philthy might even be intimidating just by weighing three times as much as any of these black clad manlets.
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Hey, only about 60% of Antifa are twiggy walking skeletons. The other 40% are jiggling tubs of walking lard like Phil. I'm sure one of them could get into a sissy slap fight with Phil...if they could get him to actually leave the storage closet he's squatting in. Or one of the twiggy skeletons could clock him with a bike lock on a chain.
 
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Xochi said:
What the fuck does "respectful of my autonomy and agency in today's political climate" mean when talking about a therapist? As opposed to one of those therapists who tells you to get out there, grab some pussy and vote Trump?
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Phil can't even make an informed decision without any coercion. What the fuck is he babbling about then?
 
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So you and your Antifaggot buttbuddies are close to but NOT within the evacuated areas. Thanks for the intel! That's why we love you squealing little piggie so much.

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Wow Phil, good job basically doxing yourself. Because there is no way we can narrow down where you're squatting these days by the info you gave. We have autists on this site of the same variety as those who were able to track down and steal Shia LaBeouf's HWNDU flag from a field in bum fuck nowhere using jet contrails, commercial flight plans, astronomy, and fucking driving around honking horns to see if the sound gets picked up by a webcam. And you think we can't figure out where you're currently mooching a storage closet?

It's a good thing we only want to laugh at Phil, and none of us want to break in and murder him like he insists we do. Because if we actually did want to do harm to him, he really would be making it much easier for us to do it. And all because he wants to pretend to be some badass big shot with his finger on the pulse of Antifa. Idiot.
 
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Wow Phil, good job basically doxing yourself. Because there is no way we can narrow down where you're squatting these days by the info you gave. We have autists on this site of the same variety as those who were able to track down and steal Shia LaBeouf's HWNDU flag from a field in bum fuck nowhere using jet contrails, commercial flight plans, astronomy, and fucking driving around honking horns to see if the sound gets picked up by a webcam. And you think we can't figure out where you're currently mooching a storage closet?

It's a good thing we only want to laugh at Phil, and none of us want to break in and murder him like he insists we do. Because if we actually did want to do harm to him, he really would be making it much easier for us to do it. And all because he wants to pretend to be some badass big shot with his finger on the pulse of Antifa. Idiot.
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I some skinheads or actual violent Proud Bois with a bone to pick need to look up some Antifa to make an example of, they will find Phil first. So much for using a facemask to avoid doxing.
 
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AnOminous said:
He just can't hide those mongo eyes.
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Not only that, but no mask is going to hide the fact that there are several years of photos that Phil himself posted to social media, and those photos are still around for anyone to see. I mean, there's video of him making an ass of himself in his PLA cosplay, sperging about how great Communism is. And that video has made the rounds of many conservative talk shows and Fox News for millions of people to laugh at. So what good is it for him to hide his ugly pig mug and bucked teeth behind bandanas and masks 24/7/365? Besides it being a costume for him to feel like a badass supper sucker, of course.
 
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