NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

3DR probably realized how much they fucked up, they're not trolling
The game was already niche and the first time the mainstream gamers heard about it was journos congratulating the dev for caving in to the most hated "gaming" forum.
Agreed, but I do think once people are talking about you, you can play them like chess pieces.
 
How exactly did they even find this "homophobic content" to begin with? From the articles I read one of the bathrooms had a bottle of mouthwash with "sogay" printed on it. A detail that small isn't something you'd notice just by playing the game. These freaks must have been literally combing the game looking at every minuscule detail looking for something to freak out about.
 
How exactly did they even find this "homophobic content" to begin with? From the articles I read one of the bathrooms had a bottle of mouthwash with "sogay" printed on it. A detail that small isn't something you'd notice just by playing the game. These freaks must have been literally combing the game looking at every minuscule detail looking for something to freak out about.

Thinking they played the game is a leap of faith I'm not willing to take.
 
Aaaand the game’s score is now back to Mostly Positive in recents and Very Positive overall.

These people don’t even give a fuck about the charity donation or the sensitivity training, they just want to have ResetERA seethe. I doubt they care about the OGAY bottle either, they just want something that shits on journos and ERA.

I guess if you want to endear yourself to a large audience then all you need to do is just piss these people off. That’s how sick everyone is of them.

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It's a pretty sad state of affairs frankly but in 2019 if a Triple A western developer comes out with a new or rebooted IP and has a female protagonist it should be sending off warning bells in your brain. 99.9% likely they are trying to market towards the Reeee types.

At least Control looks like a good game overall though, has that going for it compared to something like Youngblood.
Yeah, at least. Japanese devs don't need to do that.
 
Weekend plans for myself:

- hit the powerball
- hire a detective to find out what all these speds' Steam accounts are
- gift every one of them a copy of Ion Fury

Most of them are part of this

 

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People hating Resetera have some inspiration for sure. I'm sure even Morrigan would have laughed.
 
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You know I just found something out.

Every best item or best crafting material in dragon quest 11 is held by a big fucking fat bad guy.

For example, Serpent Souls which are needed to purchase the best crafting mats are held by this room filling fucker:
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and you need 50 of the serpent souls if you want to craft everything, so it's fat purple dragon girl holocaust for a good part of the endgame.

And if you want money you better get used to killing these fat fucks:
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Their common stolen item is a shield that sells for 30k

It's also implied that Men can be transformed into female looking demons according to the other big fat demon boss, and the whole casino chapter is dedicated towards beating his ass and turning everyone back.

Basically you can tell that Dragon Quest is woefully unpopular in the west when all these fucks sperg about is what the composer said and never bothered to play the game to find even greater offenses that would offend them.
 
Oh look, finally we have some company for Hobbes. Another one of those highly qualified "FREELANCE GAME JOURNALISTS" joins the ranks of REEE:

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How the fuck did these people survive the fucking 90's which had the same type of rude humor across multiple mediums?

Duckman would send these people over the edge.
 
Uh oh @sophnar0747 is literally Hitler

She's a GGer, caters to that audience, she's made articles for The Daily Caller, she worked at Nichegamer for awhile and that's where she made her name in the gaming space, held AMAs on KotakuinAction, has an account on Kiwifarms and has even posted there a few times, and currently works for Colin Moriarty.


Colin Moriarty is basically the antichrist.
 
Voidpoint should slip a fairly well hidden easter egg in the game somewhere calling REEEEEE a bunch of bitch-baby-nigger-fags.
Id say make it not at all hidden. Maybe a banner-sized ad for Ogay feminine penis wash, "Used and Endorsed by 'Life is Strange' Speedwalk Champion Reese Ettera!"
 
Remember twenty years ago when game journalists enjoyed games and didn’t browbeat devs for political reasons.

All that can be said about the modern state of game journalism has been said but it's still sad how 99% of game journalists just try to be political pundits, but with video games.
Sad thing is, I'd welcome "games journalists" who got with the times and focused on the fun.
 
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