Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[HamsterLad]

Bragging about her (presumably, because America) expensive dental work.

1. Sad and shocked to learn the damage semen does to teeth.
2. Presumably this is now burning up the Goddess Mode cash. Guess the 80k or whatever Tingler kickstarter still wasn't enough to buy Quinn the new body she so desperately wants?


Therapy may be cheaper, love.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Bragging about her (presumably, because America) expensive dental work.

1. Sad and shocked to learn the damage semen does to teeth.
2. Presumably this is now burning up the Goddess Mode cash. Guess the 80k or whatever Tingler kickstarter still wasn't enough to buy Quinn the new body she so desperately wants?
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Therapy may be cheaper, love.

My understanding of Invisalign is that it's a type of retainer you wear which is supposed to gradually straighten your teeth. I don't think it would do anything to repair damage.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

What are those weird deformations on her teeth? Invisalign can be upwards of $8k depending on how fucked up your teeth are and they cost more than normal braces. So for all those Kickstarter backers wondering where their money went and why there are no updates, your money went to Zoe’s cosmetic surgeries.

Remember when she claimed her day job as a “narrative designer” was so she could finish working on the Chuck Tingle game? Here she is dropping thousands on cosmetic braces.

 

[HamsterLad]

My understanding of Invisalign is that it's a type of retainer you wear which is supposed to gradually straighten your teeth. I don't think it would do anything to repair damage.

Ah. I have no idea about these things. You're saying the BJ damage is permanent?

 

[AnOminous]

Bragging about her (presumably, because America) expensive dental work.

1. Sad and shocked to learn the damage semen does to teeth.
2. Presumably this is now burning up the Goddess Mode cash. Guess the 80k or whatever Tingler kickstarter still wasn't enough to buy Quinn the new body she so desperately wants?
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Therapy may be cheaper, love.

I wonder how many dicks she had to suck to afford that, or if she still has some of the Kickstarter money she stole.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Bragging about her (presumably, because America) expensive dental work.

1. Sad and shocked to learn the damage semen does to teeth.
2. Presumably this is now burning up the Goddess Mode cash. Guess the 80k or whatever Tingler kickstarter still wasn't enough to buy Quinn the new body she so desperately wants?
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Therapy may be cheaper, love.

Just odd that using a red tint pic 1) of one side of the mouth to compare to 2) a lightened pic of the other side of the mouth.

 

[HamsterLad]

She can use her whole mouth now. And nothing hurts.

Guess that's important in her line of work.

 

[SiccDicc]

What are those weird deformations on her teeth?

You talking about those lumps? They're added as placements to push the teeth in when you wear the braces and keep them to snap on. Eventually they'll be filed down when the entire procedure is over, at which she'll get another set as a retainer to put on when she sleeps and to take off throughout the day. What were her teeth like before this? She's never bitched about it before to my knowledge. The way she describes it as never having been to a dentist and suddenly needing to see one two years ago... Invisalign wouldn't be enough for the full repair. Guess she couldn't afford replacing her teeth with porcelain from whatever was left over.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

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Name her band, Kiwis.

My Lefty Valkenburg

Imagine this whale fitting an entire black chode in her mouth

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Bragging about her (presumably, because America) expensive dental work.

1. Sad and shocked to learn the damage semen does to teeth.
2. Presumably this is now burning up the Goddess Mode cash. Guess the 80k or whatever Tingler kickstarter still wasn't enough to buy Quinn the new body she so desperately wants?
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Therapy may be cheaper, love.

Every part of this woman is a fucking mess, no wonder that cyborg shit was so appealing to her.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

You talking about those lumps? They're added as placements to push the teeth in when you wear the braces and keep them to snap on. Eventually they'll be filed down when the entire procedure is over, at which she'll get another set as a retainer to put on when she sleeps and to take off throughout the day. What were her teeth like before this? She's never bitched about it before to my knowledge. The way she describes it as never having been to a dentist and suddenly needing to see one two years ago... Invisalign wouldn't be enough for the full repair. Guess she couldn't afford replacing her teeth with porcelain from whatever was left over.

I think she had some oddly angled rat teeth complementing the froggy Innsmouth look in those crappy nude pictures. There's been quite a lot changing and she's approaching being something like Theseus ship, there can't be many original parts left.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Name her band, Kiwis.

Smash Muff

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna troll me..."

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

Looks like this dumb slut is hungry for pity again. https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1166212005629325313 https://web.archive.org/web/2019082...r.com/UnburntWitch/status/1166212005629325313
The worst thing about it is the replies, all the people saying "I believe you ZöÉ" after she has LIED SO FUCKING MUCH

 

[Hellfire]

Looks like this dumb slut is hungry for pity again. https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1166212005629325313 http://archive.fo/yanqLView attachment 908594View attachment 908595View attachment 908596View attachment 908597View attachment 908598View attachment 908599
The worst thing about it is the replies, all the people saying "I believe you ZöÉ" after she has LIED SO FUCKING MUCH

edit: someone initially archived her tweet as the exceptional twitter mobile site, and the archive refuses to update it to the desktop site, sorry about that

Archive it on archive.org then archive that link, I think it defaults to mobile now.

 

[FaceOfTrueHorror]

Remember that time Zoe sexually assaulted a guy at a wedding and how everyone went after the guy for speaking up.

I don't believe a word this bitch says, hope the dude sues her.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like this dumb slut is hungry for pity again. https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1166212005629325313 https://web.archive.org/web/2019082...r.com/UnburntWitch/status/1166212005629325313View attachment 908594View attachment 908595View attachment 908596View attachment 908597View attachment 908598View attachment 908599
The worst thing about it is the replies, all the people saying "I believe you ZöÉ" after she has LIED SO FUCKING MUCH

Christ anyone who ever stuck their dick in this freak is going to get destroyed eventually.

 

[FaceOfTrueHorror]

Christ anyone who ever stuck their dick in this freak is going to get destroyed eventually.

I doubt he ever did get his dick sucked, don't believe one word she says until someone else can back it up.

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

Christ anyone who ever stuck their dick in this freak is going to get destroyed eventually.

"This one guy raped me, but he apologized, so we cool, but the OTHER guy I had a consensual sexual relationship with was mean to me, so let's cancel him" Also, I'd hardly call the fag who made "A Night in the Woods" an "industry legend."

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Looks like this dumb slut is hungry for pity again. https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1166212005629325313 https://web.archive.org/web/2019082...r.com/UnburntWitch/status/1166212005629325313View attachment 908594View attachment 908595View attachment 908596View attachment 908597View attachment 908598View attachment 908599
The worst thing about it is the replies, all the people saying "I believe you ZöÉ" after she has LIED SO FUCKING MUCH

Christ does she ever shut the fuck up and not make shit up about herself for 15 min of fame?

You have to stop and wonder, why do so many “awful” things seem to happen to Zoe. Is it to deflect more criticism of her scamming Kickstarter or to try and go for a patreon boost?

 

[Violence Jack]

god i love some of the language in this. Written and proofread for maximum pity. Zoe should give herself more credit that wasn't rambling or messy at all she must've had this one in the chamber for a while. I feel my autism tingling so lets go over some of this with a fine-tooth comb.

"It's been the better part of a decade and I'm still afraid of him." = it's been awhile since I've been relevant and he was a name scribbled in my black book.

"Too afraid to speak out, especially because I've gone through so much publicly, like people will just roll their eyes and ignore me as if there's some karmic limit on how much bad shit can happen to someone before people stop listening." = I've been caught in numerous lies have failed to deliver on numerous promises and also have pitted people against one another for my benefit, but this time i'm doing it out of justice for his numerous "victims." So you need to believe me this time even though children are able to grasp the fable "The Boy who Cried Wolf" faster than you people.