Inactive Chris Morgan / The Bagel Boss / @ChrisMorganThe1 / "Saint Bagelcel" / The Angry Bagel Guy - Autistic Joe Pesci, incel with chip on his shoulders, stroke survivor

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I hate how he has that stereotypical short guy angry voice along with the stereotypical "I'm short so everything must escalate into fisticuffs until I get my ass beat and I shut up for about 3ish~ months.".
 
If Chris wore this in one of his videos, it would be funny to watch:
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I think there is an honest 50/50 chance this guy finds a lady through this madness. If he doesn't, we are looking at another Montreal style kill all women maniac. If he does, lolcowforever as he starts a youtube channel with his 4'2 wife screaming about feminism while she silently nods.
If this man finds a lady because of this shit, it won't last more than a month since she'll only be there for his money. When that cash flow dries up, she'll drop his ass faster than that tall guy in the bagel shop did.
 
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I keep thinking that Elvis just has to be lurking around here, looking for cows to cover. But I also realize that it takes a while to make these vids, so it’s more likely for the cows themselves to be attracting attention outside the farms.
 
He's hinting at Joe Rogan to invite him onto his show lol fat chance
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Interestingly enough, you can see in the replies that Chris' manlet rage is so extreme that even the infamous serial mass murderer Sam Hyde is afraid to go against him.

Chris also deleted the video of Logan Paul challenging him to a boxing match, but all his other videos appear to be untouched, which I'm not sure why, it was up the other day. Maybe it's because the match will never happen lol.
 
hey, my screenshots of his youtube channel made it here from A&H, yay! Although @BoomerDenton did all the heavy lifting actually archiving the vids. It was my impression that Youtube nuked him because it was all offensive content, rather than him doing it for his own public image, but I wouldn't know how to verify that after a month.

Apparently he's a part of the Howard Stern show's Whack Pack(a bunch of amusing tards that Howard thinks are funny by merely existing is spite of God's will) now? Does that pay anything yet?
 
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Chris Morgan–the man who found viral fame in sounding off in an angry, misogynistic rant at a New York Bagel Boss–is back in the news after another violent episode landed him in handcuffs.

According to TMZ, Morgan was arrested by police at Bayshore Marina in New York, after shouting at strangers and threatening them with a small bat. Police took him into custody for “causing a disturbance.” he was then taken to a local hospital and forced to undergo a psychological evaluation.


Morgan was recorded back in July at a Bagel Boss location on Montauk Highway in Bay Shore, by 18-year-old Diana Reyes. She said she started filming because Morgan was getting in the face of her friend, 19-year-old Olivia Bradley. Bradley confronted Morgan for being rude to the female employees of the Bagel Boss. Apparently, Morgan–who is only 5 feet tall–is very insecure about his height. He was set off because he thought women at the bagel shop were making fun of him because of short stature.

Morgan had a YouTube channel dedicated to documenting public altercations, which he alleges were brought on by people not respecting him because of his height.

In one titled, “Ghetto hoodrat cuts in front of me to use bathroom,” he argues with a woman, who is with her child, for allegedly cutting him to go to the bathroom. In another titled, “Gold diving bitch from queens,” he pleads with a woman to go back to his place with him and berates her when she refuses.

Apparently, the two were on a date, but things turned sour after the rejection.


”That greedy bitch,” he laughingly says to the camera while driving away and leaving the woman standing in a parking lot.

The channel was recently suspended.

After his release, Morgan posted a celebratory video to Twitter, along with the caption, “I’m free fuckers.” In the video, Morgan gives the camera his middle finger and sings along to the tune “Bad Boys,” adding in his own expletive-ridden lyrics.


In another tweet, he echoed Trump’s frequent anti-media sentiment.

“Dont believe everything the news media tells you!” he wrote, adding the hashtag, “ImFree.”

Whether you love or hate Boss Bagel guy, it is certain you will be seeing more of him. Morgan is set to fight former professional baseball player Lenny Dykstra on Celebrity Boxingin September
 
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