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Definitely one of the better canon designs, but I'm not sure why it couldn't just be the Eclipse. That would be the one superweapon everyone would be okay with if Palpatine had to be brought back.

That reminds me, why the fuck is Kuat designing the First Order's ships? Aren't they under the control of the New Republic? Or are New Republic worlds THAT traitorous?
 
Definitely one of the better canon designs, but I'm not sure why it couldn't just be the Eclipse. That would be the one superweapon everyone would be okay with if Palpatine had to be brought back.
Second on the Eclipse. The Onager and the other super laser star destroyer I not a fan of prong shaped design aesthetics. Been more of an Eclipse and Sovereign SSD fan.

That reminds me, why the fuck is Kuat designing the First Order's ships? Aren't they under the control of the New Republic? Or are New Republic worlds THAT traitorous?
Most likely Kuat and other manufacturers are selling to whoever is buying and New Republic wasn't buying anything of note from them. That would be a real worldish and old EU viewpoints but Disney SW EU iirc haves the company as mustache twirling Imperialist villains prissy the NR is in charge not the Empire.
 
Most likely Kuat and other manufacturers are selling to whoever is buying and New Republic wasn't buying anything of note from them. That would be a real worldish and old EU viewpoints but Disney SW EU iirc haves the company as mustache twirling Imperialist villains prissy the NR is in charge not the Empire.
It's just so terrible. If the US learned that an American company was designing warships for China or Russia they would be shut down, and if in some shitty timeline they actually succeeded in building these ships for China/Russia and America had demilitarized, we'd be militarized again insanely fast. It boggles my mind how idiotic the New Republic is, and even when the Resistance wins I wouldn't want to rule over or collaborate with any of these piece of shit worlds. Build a third Death Star and blow them all up because they all seemingly hate the New Republic anyways.
 
So Vader is now worthless... Bravo Disney...

....omfg don't fucking tell me there's another goddamn death star. Don't you dare say that.
So based on the trailer any ideas of what the big red laser is? Starkiller Base 2.0, Death Star 3.0, or some other superweapon that gets destroyed in the final act?
I already posted about it before. Toy leaks confirmed that there will be a new Star Destroyer with a Deathstar-like laser in its center that's Loosely based on the super weapon from TORtanic.
 
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It really says bleak things about the future of movies, making decent Star Wars movies should have been literally the easiest thing in the world for a major studio like Disney to do and yet, nope...

The identity politics stuff may be what finally kills the movie industry, I fear the future is movies like Captain Marvel, the novelty will quickly wear off and people will stop seeing them, but the Soviet style vibe of modern corporate culture will make it impossible to change direction and they will just keep bleeding money until one day they simply run out and shut down.

Maybe that's hyperbolic, but it remains to be seen, I feel like Marvel comics is going to be a good test, if that company really is allowed to be bled dry by SJWs then that doesn't bode well for any media company.

You might think the almighty dollar will win out in the end, but you'd be wrong, fear is more powerful than the love of money, nobody will want to be the person to stand up and say "enough already"

It's not just entertainment though, SJWism if it's not stopped is literally going to destroy civilization, it's the purest form of evil the human race has ever invented, it is literally anti-human.

EDIT: I'll expound a bit on that by the way, I'm not being cute when I say that, I mean that quite literally, that SJWism is the purest form of evil.

And what makes it so evil is the total hypocrisy of it, what kind of mindset goes on and on about fighting for women but turns a blind eye to a culture that will cut off a little girl's nose because she wants to go to school? That's pure fucking evil right there.
Except none of these companies are really "woke" Disney,P&G,Warner etc it's all bullshit to try to get Millennials to buy your shit.

Disney has no fucking problem throwing blacks and gays into the shredder to get some sweet yuan.
 
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Except none of these companies are really "woke" Disney,P&G,Warner etc it's all bullshit to try to get Millennials to buy your shit.

Disney has no fucking problem throwing blacks and gays into the shredder to get some sweet yuan.
But they keep doing it despite returns bombing because of it. It's a corporate culture of "FUCK MONEY"" and arrogance.

Shit, the only company I know who mocks that idea is Hasbro, who after getting burned by Shitterson fucking up their GI Joe sales basically releases parody takes on Monopoly mocking the regressive ideology since they sell.
 
I already posted about it before. Toy leaks confirmed that there will be a new Star Destroyer with a Deathstar-like laser in its center that's Loosely based on the super weapon from TORtanic.
I have said this before but of all the story/plotting decisions disney and the chucklefuck story team made with the sequel trilogy, from the rehashing to the mary sue shit to SuBVerTeD YOur ExPeCtaTIONs, what has turned out to easily be the absolute worst decision was blowing up the nu-death star in the first flick.

Sure it was an irredeemably dumb idea to have this shit in the movie to begin with given how much a blatant rehash it was, but just hear me out for a sec

Imagine instead of randomly wiping out faux-coruscant at the halfway mark, the first order tests the weapon on Nu-tatooine at midway point, thus giving plank rey a chance to actually show some relatable emotion beyond the generic shittery of her character, and then the whole driving point of the third act is "we have to stop the super-death star blowing up coruscant", only for the plucky new heros and grizzled old legacy characters to be utterly kurbstomped and the republic fleet easily routed before nu-death star happily blows up coruscant from the other side of the galaxy, and main characters and few survivors are only able to escape thanks to Han and Chewie sacrificing themselves and the Millenium Falcon to sabotage some vital componant of it kamikaze style.

Boom. All complaints of the first movie being a whored up remake of A New Hope are gone. The stage is set for the sequel to have the republic rapidly fall apart and systems to surrender en masse to the first order and to refuse aid to the nu-rebels since nobody wants to get blowed up for giving them aid, especially since the first order now effectively has a gun to the head of every planet in the galaxy given the range of the nu-death star. Legacy characters go out in a blaze of glory rather than the embarrassing way han and chewie were treated. Surviving characters now have the emotional burden of failing to stop the biggest genocide in galactic history to both weigh them down in future stories and to motivate them to fight harder and to allow their characters to actually evolve in an interesting way.

And ofcourse, instead of the galactic civil war being explicitly just a group of a few hundred retards chasing a group of a few dozen retards, the snoke/kylo/whomever are literally just tying up a powerless loose end and thus are content to draw out the chase as long as they need since they have effectively already won the war in a way that is halfway credible to the audience.
 
So Vader is now worthless... Bravo Disney...



I already posted about it before. Toy leaks confirmed that there will be a new Star Destroyer with a Deathstar-like laser in its center that's Loosely based on the super weapon from TORtanic.

...god fucking damn it. I fucking knew when that pos decided to put that shit in The Force Awakens that they would probably have another one later on. FFS that's 4 out of 11 movies with their own Death Star while 3 other movies (don't know about Solo) also had cameos of such (namely the first Death Star).
 
They were bragging about the Mexican Kyle Katarn show a bit. He's called Caisian Andor or something and it will also feature the nihilistic droid from RO again. It will come out in 2021.

You guys know I love Dark Forces as a series. Like... almost as much as killing humans. And you know what? I didn't even mind Diego whoever playing him. The most important part about Kyle was his beard so as long as you rocked one of those, eh he could be a little Mexican.

Then they call him "Cassian andor" but I'm still cool with it. Maybe there's rights involved with the game story so we need to change it up, that name even sounds like an anagram of Kyle's so i can roll with it.

Then they just don't... DO anything with him. A few brief hints at his character and that's it. I would love to see a spy thriller story involving this guy and K2S0 but i just know Disney is going to fuck it up like everything else and it just keeps pissing me off.

I mean Lucas was clearly not much better when it comes to characters, but the thing is he seems to at least realize this was a weakness and tried to work around it. The current assholes can't even manage that.
 
Definitely one of the better canon designs, but I'm not sure why it couldn't just be the Eclipse. That would be the one superweapon everyone would be okay with if Palpatine had to be brought back.

That reminds me, why the fuck is Kuat designing the First Order's ships? Aren't they under the control of the New Republic?
Well going by Wookieepedia in addition to being a knockoff of the Empire the First Order also controls a knockoff of the Empire's military-industrial complex presumably made up of former engineers from KDY and SFS that fled with them. Jaemus, at least, is probably a reference to the old EU where it was one of the Imperial Remnant's last major shipyards.

Or are New Republic worlds THAT traitorous?
Also yes though, because going by Bloodline the only faction of the New Republic that aren't complete retards when it comes to defense are also conveniently all a bunch of closet Imperial sympathizers and First Order stooges.
 
So even dumber then Luuke...hooray?
Not to play Devil's Advocate, but the reason for the naming is because Zahn wanted readers to be able to tell two characters apart. Still pretty silly and the story wasn't bad, but one interesting thing that came from it was that Zahn was aware of the dumb naming scheme and even parodied himself in a comedic April Fool's story where he introduces Luuke's eviler defective clone Luuuke who travels through time and creates his own empire. It would be funny as shit if Snoke turned out to be Luuuke while Disney's green m;lk Luke turned out to be Luuuuke who was Snoke's own clown to trick the Resistance into giving up hope.
Think of it. Snoke Skywalker = Luuuke Skywalker. Its stupid enough to be true.

Also to make matters worse, IGN released an article detailing that the red-eye C-3PO we see in the trailer could actually be a character from Dr. Aphra... 0-0-0 the evil black C-3PO who in the most recent issue painted himself gold and infiltrated the Rebel Alliance by pretending to be 3PO during the events of Empire Strikes Back (whether he actually replaces the original idk)... Can you imagine if Disney reveals that C-3PO was replaced by 0-0-0 sometime before or after ROTJ and that the 3PO we thought we knew was a lie for the sake of canonizing the ultimate twitter comic? Or that the leg they give C-3PO in the movie belonged to that piece of shit and now they're fused forever?
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