Oldest post I can find due to Reddit's gay habit of only showing the most recent 1000 posts you've made:
In which she says she is a 21 year old (now 23 year old) who was (past tense) studying paramedic science, knows "a fair bit about medicine," and she's super duper disabled. Her parents are divorced since she was a toddler, she has 11 siblings of various parentage, and is dxd Bipolar 2. She's "on the verge of needing a wheelchair" and has a heart condition and her evil mean terrible sister doesn't even care. She's super conflicted about cutting this person out of her life because even though they were merely fake disabled unlike her true and honest disabilities, they were someone she could tell her Tale of Woe to who would truly understand being disabled. Wow, what an introduction!
Soon she elaborates on her appalling health. She has seizures, fainting, pain so bad she can't do anything for herself, and also is the subject of ableism that keeps someone who has seizures, fainting, and pain so bad she can't do anything for hefself from becoming a fucking paramedic. She's almost in a wheelchair. Oh by the way, this post is an open letter to her mom who she also cut out of her life. You know if there are so many "toxic" people in your life that you've had to go no-contact with many of them, chances are you're the problem.
A few days later we start to get from the appetizer to the real meat and potatoes. She claims to have SEVERE asthma, daily seizures, ME/CFS, POTS, GERD, SEVERE allergies, joint problems, pain, and
several autoimmune diseases, all of which barring the SEVERE asthma appeared only after she started dating Elliot, the man of her dreams who is willing to be her caretaker. How odd! She also has visible self harm scars and a fucked up past. Here she's kvetching about her MIL not being accepting of her identity as a fragile little leech on society. BTW your MIL doesn't hate you because you're disabled. She hates you because you're an attention-seeking mentally unstable unpleasant individual who is running her son's life and stealing his best years with her drama.
Here she complains about how horrible her roommates are.
Here she crowdsources possible explanations for Elliot's lethargy and just can't help throwing it in there that she knows all about CFS because she has it. It can't be sleep apnea because she never noticed any apnea which means it definitely isn't apnea. Here we learn that Elliot is on antidepressants for anxiety and propranolol for something. And oh. He has Beal's Syndrome, a rare genetic connective tissue disorder. How very very odd.
Here's what she looks like. Anyone know this face? That's my challenge. I can't place her but I'm sure someone
this attention-seeking and OTT has a social media presence somewhere. I would almost swear I've seen her insta, in fact, except that scrolling through all my followed accounts didn't yield an answer. Also notice she's included the NHS lanyard because whatever.
McDuck is what she calls her MIL, who hates her because she's so disabled. SEVERELY disabled. So SEVERELY disabled she needs 40 pills a day and handfuls of painkillers including morphine patches. "They" think she might have EDS. Seizures, passing out, and pain and evil evil McDuck gave away the bed they were supposed to sleep in, forcing her to sleep on the floor. Well, on a futon mat on the floor. The horrors. Elliot is going to have to get her up off this bed. Pain pain pain muscle spasms shaking pain and don't forget her ME/CFS means she needs more sleep than you do and also she has a migraine. (not too sick to mix booze with pks lol) Also she had a very traumatic and awful childhood and for SOME reason her MIL likes her SIL's new boyfriend who is a successful doctor and not an insane entitled cunt more than her.
Oops. Started faking sick, lost her dream job (never actually had it), and is getting fat now. Golly.
Here she reveals that she cut off her mom three years ago for being a meanie poopoo head too. She didn't even care that BW went to university! She didn't drop everything to cater to her every need! She didn't even care when after repeated empty threats and half-attempts to kill herself, she threatened to kill herself again! (Seriously this constant entitlement and indignation is reminding me of the end of Addam's Family Value. "What did they get me? Mal-i-bu. Bar-bie. That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina – GRACEFuL! DElICaTe! ....They had to go.") Anyway, the tl;dr is she voluntarily cut ties with her mom and now she's sad that she doesn't get to see her youngest siblings. Woe is BlackWidow.
Don't worry, she's getting a free wheelchair and an accessible apartment. She's crowdsourcing ideas for more toys she can add to her sick girl costume once she gets Elliot's full attention to herself and doesn't have to share him with her awful terrible roommates anymore. Mentions she has POTS and needs a shower chair, is ordering herself an adjustable table just like the ones at the hospital, wedge pillows, and obviously a "funky" cane because why get something inconspicuous like a plain black one when you could get something that screams "I'm Very Sick!"
Another McDuck rant. This time she's sick and all her other conditions are made worse and she usually ends up in the hospital but thank god, not this time. (Jaquie used to claim that with her CVS/GP early in her instagram career. "This ALWAYS puts me in the hospital" but never the episode she was talking about.) She's suffering from a terrible migraine and not everyone is dropping their lives to be sure she is comfortable.
More photos. Hair falling out (bitch where?), had mono when the photo was taken.
You'd think that someone with SEVERE asthma wouldn't vape, since it has been proven that vaping exacerbates asthma symptoms. But I guess if the goal is to make it seem like you're sicker than you are then vaping is a good choice.
Her very next post, she's in /r/asthma complaining about... her asthma. She had to travel by ambulance to the hospital for it and the staff at the hospital was a bunch of meanie poopoo heads who didn't drop everything to help this fragile and oh-so-sick girlchild survive. On prednisone, is bipolar, but on the plus side she "educated' a nurse on POTS! Oh and apparently below 92% O2 sat is LIFE THREATENING. and she has a SEVERE latex allergy. But don't worry,
she made it to work today.
gentlemen, BW wants to know if you have a disability/med equipment fetish.
She has POTS, ME/CFS, SEVERE brittle asthma, SEVERE allergies, functional neurological disorder (which is psychosomatic), non epileptic attack disorder (a novel way of saying psychogenic seizures), low mobility, chronic pain, and much much more, and she's never trained a dog,
but she thinks she can totally handle training her own service dog. She wants it to "ideally" help her pick stuff up, alert to her syncope and seizures, alert to her allergies, and do all the fun wheelchair tasks that most people in a wheelchair do not require a dog to do them and oh yeah she can't afford to pay for a trainer.
Still vaping.
Showing off dem tiddies/fatcleavage.
And now she's
dying and doesn't know how long she has to live. She now claims to have POTS, EDS, CFS, fibromyalgia, a whole passel of psychiatric issues, PCOS, GERD, IBS and of course, Gastroparesis. No family history of the genetic conditions, also several of these illnesses cannot be diagnosed at the same time (i.e. if you have EDS you cannot also have fibromyalgia because EDS explains why your joints hurt). They're progressive illnesses (they're not) and will definitely kill her (they won't). Makes the death of some kid with one of the actually deadly EDS variants about herself. Also she can't do anything and Elliot has to monitor her so she won't fall all the time.
She lives in London, dad lives in Scotland. Dad is also disabled. This is the first time he'll see her in a wheelchair and she's worried
he'll call her on her bullshit that it will make him sad.
Aaaand now she's bedbound. But posts a photo clearly on some sort of metro transit.
tl;dr her family is whatever the UK equivalent of trailer trash is and grandma is dying.
Thinks she has MS but her evil evil neurologist REFUSES to even TEST her for it! Holds her peepees. This is a classic munchie behavior - kelly ronahan, Amy Lee Fisher, Kat Loosmore, all of them have held their peepees to get medical attention. Also, she has said she takes huge doses of opiate painkillers like they're skittles and those will
definitely stop you from being able to urinate. And this story is about how she didn't notice that the nurse placed the catheter in her
cervix instead of her urethra. Okay, for those of you not up on women's anatomy, the urethra is pretty close to the surface, right under the clitoris. The cervix is waaaaaaay at the back of the vagina, alllll the way back in there to make sure babbies don't come out. And yet, she didn't notice this. I cannot think of
any circumstance where i would mistake my cervix for my urethra let alone a trained nurse. Oh and the nurses are on to her and think she's holding her peepees on purpose to get medical attention.
Oh man here's a good one. She has gastroparesis even though her GES was normal and she's a rare "gp gainer." And she's sooo constipated there MUST be something wrong (it's called morphine). The fact that her GES was normal with morphine means that her digestion is fucking enviable since that'll slow your stomach down a whole fucking lot. All she can eat is popsicles but she's getting fat somehow and she needs advice on how to lose weight. And she's taking laxatives every day. Sounds like... opiates and an eating disorder.
Grandma's dying. Has to throw in that her own disabilities make it soooo difficult to travel to see her and her childhood was awful except and please pity me! She's "almost guaranteed" to have a LIFE THREATENING allergy attack if she goes to the funeral (which makes it sound like she's got anxiety and panic attacks, not asthma, but what do I know?) and also she'll
definitely kill herself and her terrible horrible sister is going to make a scene when she's trying to get all the attention. Jesus christ if i was her family I'd pray for the sweet caress of death just to get away from her.
Asking reddit about what's wrong with her tum-tum. Now claims to have... hEDS (aka the kind that will not kill her), pots, asthma, SEVERE allergies, bilateral sacroilitis (inflamed joints in your hip, which burns a little but isn't dangerous or debilitating and is fixed with PT and NSAIDS), polycystic ovaries, chronic migraines, seizures which are TOTALLY NOT PSYCHOGENIC that was DEFINITELY a false diagnosis and now she's looking into MS which her neuro has already proven to not believe she has (not to mention MS doesn't really
cause seizures), looking into psoriatic arthritis, back problems, and that terrible affliction –
eczema. She takes Ivabradine (cardiac med presumably for POTS), fexofenadine (Allegra/aller-ease), gabapentin (can be used for seizures, neuropathy, anxiety, etc), omeprazole (ppi antacid), amitriptyline (tricyclic antidepressant more often prescribed for migraine), montelukast (asthma drug), baclofen (muscle relaxer), cyclizine (anti-nausea), oramorph (morphine), oxycodone, movicol and bisacodyl (laxatives), and some inhalers. Problems started with constipation (lol morphine), 'classic IBS' symptoms, and now can't eat. Smokes joints (despite SEVERE brittle asthma), but suffers SEVERE constant nausea and SEVERE bloating and pain. Oh and she's shitting "massive amounts of mucous" because you definitely wanted to know that. And for testing? gastroscopy is clear, doesn't even have GERD despite that she has SEVERE symptoms even on PPIs, colonoscopy clear, poopy screens are clear, GES is fucking incredible, and wahhhhhhhhhh my gastro won't take me serious (despite running tons of expensive tests that all were negative, which seems like he took your claims plenty serious idk). Oh and here she admits for the first time that she's a "former anorexic" but she really WANTS to eat! Honest injun! Ell Oh Ell.
Grandma died but BW got MRSA and is getting fired for being too disabled to work and everything is all about her tragic life and she wants her mommy (who she
voluntarily stopped speaking to, recall)
SHAT IN HER MIL'S BED. it was a seizure of course definitely not a fucked up revenge. You know, just one of those seizures that were diagnosed as a psychiatric condition? And she has pneumonia now and her MIL is a big meanie! Bitch you
shat in her fucking bed.
She's lost her job due to her "disabilities." MIL says she's abusing Elliot when she KNOWS FULL WELL BW WAS ABUSED. Yeah there's that whole... cycle of abuse thing? Where the abused become the abusers because of maladaptive yadda yadda. And she's going no contact with the MIL now, too. But the problem is definitely everybody else.
12/10 pain, feelin cute, might delete later idk.
top post: has almost daily dislocations from her EDS, POTS, seizures, migraines, a bulging disc, and could go on for hours listing all the diseases she thinks she has. Being a giant munchie who plays sick for attention is such a drag, she has to keep doctor shopping to see new specialists who won't say "all your tests are normal" and now she's suicidal and they won't even put her in psych for her own safety! Bottom post: life is suffering and pain and she's been housebound since last July (except for all those times she left the house to go shopping, make her MIL's life a living hell, etc).
MIL says maybe having a cat isn't so good if you've got allergies and asthma and are on the verge of death all the time and can't work or afford vet bills and a number of other totally rational reasons why she shouldn't have a cat. BW chimps out as always. She's a domestic goddess! She does everything in the house! No one can tell her she can't have a kitty!
She gets the cat and...
Mom says BW was abusing her right back. BW is offended that someone pointed out how shitty her behavior is. Was raped, has PTSD, eating disorder (RECOVERED!!!)... god this chick is a constant pity-party. Anyway she wants to sue social services now.
EDS,POTS, MCAS (probably lol), GP 'likely' (despite her GES coming back better than good and her doctor telling her she didn't have it), and what 'seems to be intestinal failure' (aka constipation from her opiates and terrible lifestyle). Previously posted about being a GP gainer who existed on air, now wasting away. Can't eat solids without weed. Doc will only refer to a dietician. ER told her to go home and wouldn't even give her saline because her bloodwork was so normal (I actually laughed out loud at this one), and they would have RECOGNIZED if she was DEHYDRATED if they'd just looked a the urine sample she demanded and as a consequence now all she can do is lay in bed watching netflix like the NEET she is. She NEEDS FLUIDS and she's NOT GETTING THEM for her terrible awful pots exacerbated by gp. She's seeing a private gastro because lol doctor shopping and she's LITERALLY DYING.
In the hospital for being 'days away from being dead' oh gosh oh geez how do they write this shit with all seriousness?! She hasn't eaten or drank anything for
three weeks. And her awful mean evil doctor called her out, told her to get off the medications she was taking because she doesn't need them, and get a job.
Lost 20 lbs from GP, doesn't drink her balanced nutrition drink because slurpees are better, now claiming she had problems on her gastroscopy. Wahhh my anorexia that is totally not the reason I'm starving myself.
bedbound, no one will come wipe her ass. Now claiming she has GP despite being told she doesn't.
post deleted but lol
making herself a nuisance at the hospital again
EDS/POTS, 'likely' MCAS, and 'still fighting for the GP diagnosis'. Lost 45 lbs, and lol the doctor says she won't run a GES because with all the opiates she's on it's going to show a delay., no more fluids or banana bags, basically a neon flashing sign reading "you're healthy, get the hell out of here." Gives away that she's purging. Wishes she had something terminal so people would take her seriously (wow). Screeches until she gets an NJ. Crouching munchie, hidden ana.
Her NJ immediately "fell out" and the doctor refused to replace it because her weight is healthy and she doesn't have GP. Screeches about how malnourished she is, is sent home with nothing. Goes to private gastro who agrees to put the NJ back in. Oh god oh geez guys I am so glad I clicked her name because every post she makes is gold. I'm serious, this is
every post. The only thing I'm skipping is the fucking cat pics. I had seen her name around IF but never had much of an opinion one way or the other, which is good because it allowed her account to truly mature without me noticing and prematurely ending the shitshow.
Another open letter to mom about how she is LITERALLY DYING because she has GP despite not having GP and how underweight for her is different than underweight for everyone else. can't even handle a sip of water.
Jealous because Elliot got birthday presents when she's the one that's dying.
fucking with her NJ again. Previously claimed to not drink alcohol, now saying she often drank alcohol. Not tolerating feeds. Do they have Kate Farms in England? Oh, and they bridled her lol lol lol
Posts on /r/AskVets to talk about her NJ tube. "Pay attention to
me, now!"
Accuses evil MIL of stealing her vapes after MIL took time out of her day to drive this ungrateful sack of shit to appointments.
"Cam work with a feeding tube? no fetishists!" Posting in random subs to draw attention to the fact that she has a tube.
"I got raped and it's ALL YOUR FAULT, MOM."
Cat definitely has trauma and anxiety, not just a severe case of being a cat. Wants CBD for her cat.
Planning to put kratom down her fucking NJ
She's going to be paying someone to launder and iron her husband's shirts because his mommy doesn't do a good enough job.
Christmas is all about her and how miserable her childhood was because everyone else got more presents than her, fuck you mom! And also her grandmom died and also she's allergic to cinnamon and also everything in her life is AWFUL! The in-laws are buying her a power chair but it's only so she won't keep ruining their son's life by making him push her around everywhere and be her carer, how fucking selfish can they
be?!
All her problems are this random drunk guy's fault now.
"I just bought a used phone also did you know I have 8 million diseases?"
Here we find her commenting on IF and blogging liberally as she does. I'm not going post-by-post but have fun.
"I'm in a committed monogamous heterosexual relationship but did you know I'm also LGBT? Pay attention to
me now!"
"Help! How can I further isolate my SO from his family ensuring that he has me and only me in his life and I can fully control every aspect of his existence?" In-laws take her shopping because she's
wasting away and now every part of her GI system from her mouth to her bunghole is broken, except for the fact that tests said otherwise and no doctor was willing to treat her except a dodgy private gastro. Also her pain is always the worst and so bad she can't even sit and if she goes out of her hosue she has to be
hospitalized . And her EVIL in-laws have the audacity to help them with money and come over to do chores while she lays around in bed watching netflix! It was so horrible she had a seizure!
Her GP that didn't show up on any tests despite doping herself to her eyeballs with anticholinergics is so terrible that the only thing left for her is TPN.
Pay attention to
me, now!
Projection.
It's LitErAlLLY ImPOSsiBlE to doctor shop in the UK. Post history shows that she doctor shopped just fine in the UK.
"did you know I'm on a feeding tube and dying and bedbound, r/fatlogic?"
"Thank god for safe foods!" says the woman who claims she can't even take a sip of water.
"hey OP I know you were posting about your own problems but have you tried paying attention to me instead?"
NJ tube is in the wrong spot, mean doctors won't fix it, literally dying. She's real good at staying alive for someone who's been dying for what, two, three years at this point? This was a comment on a post about how she found her vape pen that she swore her MIL stole.
Poops in her bedroom. Can't afford the one treatment she actually needs which is fucking therapy.
Hello, posters in random subreddits. Can we all pay attention to me now? Thanks!
Evil MIL is just jealous of her.
"Augh why would anyone WANT the attention? I leave my tube hanging out of my shirt just because I never thought about it but everyone is always STARING!"
"Don't judge a book by its cover! My hair is glossy and healthy but it's just my shampoo, I'm actually so close to dying they've already signed my death certificate basically."
Evil EVIL MIL stole her feeding tube pole for no reason, blogs about her seizures because omg they're so real and amanda's arent, considering euthanizing herself because she's the sickest and has the worst pain and she's dying anyway.
Don't you hate it when other people get the toys you want faster than you do? Wow it's almost like...
that thing she said about christmas present and jealousy
. Fought hard not to be tubed? Mmm funny it looked to me like you screeched and demanded one then doctor shopped to get it.
My abusive evil mom REFUSED to take any of my medical complaints seriously when I was a kid!!! Just like
every doctor.
AHAHAHAH her life-threatening cinnamon allergy? Yeah she was tested for it and doesn't have one. 'Mast Cell' natch.
NGL I didn't read this but from what I skimmed, her father in law (by the way she's not married to this guy so they're not really her in
laws yet because that implies poor Elliot is legally married to this cunt) came over to drop off the laundry that he and his wife do for this entitled bitch
for free and because he didn't follow her extensive rules on how to interact with her she's trying to get him arrested for B&E. Every comment she made defending herself was downvoted to oblivion and everyone called her out for being an ungrateful piece of shit, so that's cool.
"All my health problems are because my evil parents DIDN'T GET TESTED FOR EDS GENES BEFORE THEY MATED!" doesnt mention she allegedly has the variant that doesn't have a known gene marker until a commenter pointed it out, and I'm pretty sure when she was born they didn't know most of the known variants' genes, but I could be wrong.
more attention seeking all over reddit
projection.
projection
Finds a way to blog without blogging holy shit this bitch is pathological
pretty sure he was just talking about you.
Mom is a doctor-shopper too!
"I'm dying fuck you"
"er doctors won't treat complex cases." The ER is not the place for complex chronic illnesses, it's for emergencies, and you have neither.
Sister is a drug-seeker. Wow, it's one big munchie family!
buttmad at IF because they downvoted her
Remember when she claimed a nurse catheterised her cervix and she didn't notice? lol.
Aww she likes me, kinda! Now I feel bad. Nope, wait, it was just gas.
from "gp gainer' to "I'd be dead if I actually got to a low weight because I'm different and special" to "I'm a skelly."
Doctors almost force her to take a drug she's allergic to lol
anorexia has been downgraded to EDNOS
95% bed and wheelchair bound. Service Human is about to leave her alone and if she doesn't have a carer she will die.
the end. Big semper fi to the kiwi who tipped me off to the original post since I hadn't checked in with the reddit for quite a long time.
Alright I wasn't going to make a big post for a while but I got a bug up my ass tonight over on the reddits. On IFA someone claimed IF mods confirmed that Paige Donovan-Smith (@paige_ds), the New Zealand-based munchie who has had 10 sepsis episodes during her year-long hospitalization and shaved her head to look like a cancer kid, is on the IF mod team and posits that she is Party_Wurmple. Her "proof" of this is a screenshot of another redditor saying that her post was deleted and Paige is a mod. Because, you know, no one has ever joked about how the mods are probably high-profile munchies themselves, or mistakenly thought they knew who one was. Oh wait.
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