DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

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$80, three weeks from now, not even remotely sold out. This is how he's spending his day off.

To quote Phil

I run a successful business.

But also to quote Phil

I can't afford games or a 80$ console.

Any bets on who the cuck will be that will buy his man baby console?

 

[Salubrious]

didn't the guy who "promised" phil he'd get him the mini genesis also say "would you mind sending it back to me once you're done with it" to which phil said "no once its in my house its mine" perhaps this guy finally caught what phil said and said "fuck it, this guy won't give it back so im not going to even bother buying it for him, i'll just keep it"

I don't know if it was the same guy, but someone offered to let DSP play it first if DSP would ship it back once DSP was done with it.

DSP of course threw a fit because (1) if you buy him something it's HIS [DSP not realizing that the fan was buying it for himself and letting DSP play it first and also offending DSP's hoarding habit] and also (2) everything in DSP land larger than an envelope costs him $50 to ship.

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

Poor Phil, he had his Genesis mini premiere stream booked in and now it has been ruined by mentally ill nudniks!

Sometimes I wish I could play a DSP simulator game just to see how well I could fleece the wheelchairs. If Phil wasn't so lazy and uncreative he could think of a ton of money makers. For instance, in his GTAIV streams he could forget the "Youtube archive" and keep the radio stations on, but as a way to make back the 20 cents lost per video he could tell his pigs that anyone that tips him 5 bucks or more gets to choose the radio station and it stays that way until the next 5 dollar + tip.

The most creative he gets with his scamming apart from hiding a khet and marathon sub goals is his Minecraft naming moneypit, and that took him 70 hours of Minecraft to come up with.

By the way, what exactly is he doing in Minecraft? If he isn't going to build another portal what is there left to do?

 

[Toilet Man]

The most creative he gets with his scamming apart from hiding a khet and marathon sub goals is his Minecraft naming moneypit, and that took him 70 hours of Minecraft to come up with.

Speaking of his Minecraft name-a-thon, did anybody else catch DSP's slip up on his August 25th pre-stream?

Spoiler

Here's the full thing, he does it starting at 17:10.

He can be so embarrassingly transparent sometimes lmfao but his slip ups have become my favourite thing. "Tipping is mandatory" is a classic, and when he almost said something was "gay" lol.

 

[Pargon]

This. Fucking this. A thousand fucking times, THIS.

That text to speech shit, the holyfuckkillyourself audio clips that play before the TTS message, occaisonal long message that necessitates stopping the DSP stream, all of it makes me want to have a fucking gamer moment. I genuinely do not know how people actually watch a single Tevin video. I would rather just watch DSP raw, which for reference, I would still decline to watch compared to a grotesque animal abuse video. (Protip; I wouldn't like that.)

Tevin and DSP are truly a married couple, both equally annoying autism magnets. I'm not even saying that to be facetious, DSP probably thinks about Tevin more than Khat. He probably gave Tevin a bigger birthday shoutout than he did to Khat last year. They both live in each other's heads and they bicker from time to time.

Edit: Update for all parties concerned: no I did not subject myself to more than 2-3 Tevin videos. It's not a guilty pleasure like watching pigroach.

Everything about Tevin's stream is absolute cancer, much like 95% of every other "professional" detractor. Phil is fruit that hangs too low and he gives up quality m.ilk too rarely for thirty autists to be making daily videos about him and restreaming everything he does, which is precisely why there are so many people that do it. It's easy and people like what's familiar. Good cows go out of their way to chimp out or make a spectacle of themselves. Phil can't be fucked.

I'm not arguing he doesn't deserve his own subforum or anything but there's only so many times you can joke about the ten year legacy, the Dr. Robotnik body, the bald spot, etc. He was boring for months before the Jasper reveal which I'm sure was his big impetus to do it; shake things up and in doing so shake loose change out of the pigs' pockets. Now he'll go back to being boring until he needs to come up with some other scam to get more fun money.

Everyone is hanging on, waiting for the one huge fuck-up that sends his "career" into a screaming tailspin - hell, even I outright stated that more than once. Everyone's waiting to celebrate and chronicle the short drop and sudden stop of DSP. But for me that optimism has faded over time. I don't think that moment will come. Short of external forces acting on how he conducts his business he will never make any but the slightest adjustments to his course, and Twitch is making far too much cash to justify shaking things up. If those changes come he may produce some good laughs if he's forced to jump to a new platform with different rules (or rules that are actually enforced) but for the time being that's a longshot. You'd have to be autistic as fuck to crank out one video after another, every day, on the same shit. Even TIHYDP doesn't really hold much joy anymore because there's so much of it and it's all filled with Phil doing and saying the exact same shit over and over because that's what Phil does. He will never, ever do anything different unless there's a gun to his head, and somehow he's become very good at talking down the few people who have fingers on the trigger.

I dunno. I joined to mock Phil. Most of what I'd consider to be my good posts have been on him. But after almost ten months active on the Farms and seeing the length and breadth of insanity in the world, DSP is weak tea. He will never be a Yaniv, a Greer, a Christine. The world is not such that it will not tolerate a barnacle like Phil Burnell. Society will not one day violently jostle him loose and set him adrift to his own devices. He will hang on, with the minimum effort possible at all times, until one day he is dead.

 

[BScCollateral]

I think a general comment on detractor channels is that half as long would be twice as funny.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

He will hang on, with the minimum effort possible at all times

hence why he's called pigroach, he somehow manages to outlast other good youtubers/content creators

i think its just a case of being burnt out, i too get tired of the same shit dave says everyday, gets boring and i start to focus on other lolcows like boogie or amberlynn reid for a while then come back to dsp

 

[Very Honest Content]

He's like an old fart with dementia at this point where it's like "Yeah, okay Grandpa whatever you say haha...''

Such a boring bumbling idiot at this point knowing him for a few years. Makes me want to avoid more Phils in the future. Stories of shitting and barfing at the same time like a South Park episode, how you smoked weed in college and avoided being fined, or how you got with so many fine honeys in highschool, because I'm just going to 360 walkaway from you at that point.

180.

360 means you turn in a circle and walk in the same direction you were facing before, presumably at the person you want to walk away from. For future reference. His Chantel 'Foodie Beauty' Sarault-esque tale of ejecting at the same time from both ends of the human centepede links was a hell of a story though, maybe they're both on the autism spectrum at the same notch if both thought that type of story was appropriate for public dissemination in any way?

didn't the guy who "promised" phil he'd get him the mini genesis also say "would you mind sending it back to me once you're done with it" to which phil said "no once its in my house its mine" perhaps this guy finally caught what phil said and said "fuck it, this guy won't give it back so im not going to even bother buying it for him, i'll just keep it"

I believe you are correct that specific arrangement was brought up and Phil refused to agree to it, but I do not recall if that was the same person who supposedly reneged on the wishlist order or not because it's been a while and I assumed at the time this cancellation would happen before order shipment so I didn't pay it much mind as to who was running the gayop on Phil over it.

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I'm not arguing he doesn't deserve his own subforum or anything but there's only so many times you can joke about the ten year legacy, the Dr. Robotnik body, the bald spot, etc...

I dunno. I joined to mock Phil. Most of what I'd consider to be my good posts have been on him. But after almost ten months active on the Farms and seeing the length and breadth of insanity in the world, DSP is weak tea. He will never be a Yaniv, a Greer, a Christine. The world is not such that it will not tolerate a barnacle like Phil Burnell. Society will not one day violently jostle him loose and set him adrift to his own devices. He will hang on, with the minimum effort possible at all times, until one day he is dead.

He'll never win a mooby while this subforum might have multiple new wranglers by the time it's tagged inactive, but there's something to be said for longevity and while the highs won't reach even Tommy Tooter levels of funny, he's at least not Amber Reid levels of boring either despite being just as housebound. He's a Goldilocks lolcow, just right.

 

[Agent Proper]

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$80, three weeks from now, not even remotely sold out. This is how he's spending his day off.

How did he know that the buyer backed out? Did that cuck send him an email? When he got his Wishlist Switch controller he bitched about not getting any information and told that buyer to forward him all of the information.

 

[Gout of Redemption]

How did he know that the buyer backed out? Did that cuck send him an email? When he got his Wishlist Switch controller he bitched about not getting any information and told that buyer to forward him all of the information.

If I had to take a guess, since it's a pre-order it might put it in some special section where it's bought but not released yet and since the cuck cancelled the pre-order it might have just throw the Genesis back into his wishlist as not-bought or something like that

 

[AckedyACK]

I'm not arguing he doesn't deserve his own subforum or anything

I think a subforum like this is perfect. Whether you're very interested in Phil's scams or just want the latest bulletpoints of Phil's retardation, you can have either. You can catch up on everything in 5 minutes and move on if nothing interesting happened. You have the occasional 15-minute detractor video that cover interesting events. Watching a 2 hour video of just pure mundane stupidity? That's a lot of your time to be wasting on a scumbag like Phil.

And on this note, I think this does call for some gratitude to those on this forum enduring that pile of huge shit that is Phil's content to keep us up-to-date. Off the top of my head; mollymawk, actually and Nigel come to mind. Don't know how you guys do it, I can't stand listening to Phil's disgusting behavior/mannerisms for more than 10 minutes, even if it is as background noise while doing something else, he's simply revolting as a human being. So thanks for your hard work, I think we all appreciate it.

 

[James Smith]

Wait, did DSP's parent accidentally swat him all those years ago because they wished thought he was dead?

It was a disturbance call. As in someone called the police and complained about noise. It's possible he wasn't even SWATted at all but was just being particularly loud.

I can't find pics of Leanna's old setup, but that's definitely her old desk. And the monitor has been there since the first time Kat set up her PC, before we'd even seen her face.
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There is a level on the window sill.

Please tell me that is actually a level from when the blinds were installed. F i v e y e a r s a go.

 

[Alxmir23]

someone should tell him that pewdiepie(who phil said was irrelevant) is the first person on youtube to play man of medan. 183k views and the video was uploaded,what,an hour?

 

[JackDavis]

Please tell me that is actually a level from when the blinds were installed. F i v e y e a r s a go.

Didn't he pay someone to hang the blinds for him? I don't think the level would be from that.

 

[Alxmir23]

Didn't he pay someone to hang the blinds for him? I don't think the level would be from that.

yup he paid someone for that. thats how shit he is and why he is definitely not considering selling the house. because all these renovations that need to to happen to sell the home? phil gotta hire someone to do it. coz removing foam,scraping the shit off the wall,drywall and paint it back is too hard for phil

i wonder if he can even build ikea shit

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

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tic tac head looking motherfucker

 

[Dandelion]

Phil took a moment out of his prestream to be really open and honest with the viewers to tell them that he's broke again.

Got another big mysterious bill coming September. I wonder what Jeff is getting Kat for her birthday.

 

[actually]

Phil took a moment out of his prestream to be really open and honest with the viewers to tell them that he's broke again.

Got another big mysterious bill coming September. I wonder what Jeff is getting Kat for her birthday.

This seems like a good place to remind everyone that in addition to his Twitch, Youtube, and Patreon payments from July, Phil has also received ~$4700 (pre-fees) in tips. And it's (allegedly) gone.

But keep on giving! He needs that money to feed the black void that is his wallet.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil took a moment out of his prestream to be really open and honest with the viewers to tell them that he's broke again.

Got another big mysterious bill coming September. I wonder what Jeff is getting Kat for her birthday.

If I was a DSP fan, and I believed everything he said [lol], I would be asking myself "how has DSP improved his financial situation this year?" He JUST got $2,000 twenty-three days ago, he just got his monthly Twitch payment less than two weeks ago, he's getting his Patreon and Youtube sheckles shortly, and he's STILL short on money?

If DSP is telling the truth, then it's very clear he can't sustain his current lifestyle. He's never NOT in financial trouble. Yet, he's done nothing to change the situation except beg more. He refuses to move to a smaller house. He refuses to just sell his figures on eBay (because of "da trolls"). He refuses to rent his CT Condo because "it's in the ghetto." He refuses to move to a new WA apartment and rent out the condo. He's not done any actual job searching (HA!). He hasn't researched new revenue streams (because he doesn't have time dood!) Somehow his situation has gotten worse since Kat moved in even though he's in a DINK household.

Not only that, but he's admitted that he "can't afford to save money for taxes". So what the hell is going to happen in April? What preparations is he making for his federal taxes (besides he'll just beg more)?

How can a guy that I've seen in his cheer and tip totals, much less Youtube and Patreon money, making up to $10K/month, who doesn't invest a dime into his business, who doesn't have any dependants, is ALWAYS short on money?

I mean, the answer is that his actual fans DON'T think about things like this, but still.