DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Muppetmode]

Phil took a moment out of his prestream to be really open and honest with the viewers to tell them that he's broke again.

Got another big mysterious bill coming September. I wonder what Jeff is getting Kat for her birthday.

Has to pay his tax guy in installments, has to pay tax plan, has to buy 2 tons of groceries, has to buy gifts for kat so she doesn’t leave, has to buy/beg for games, has a billion credit cards to pay off. Ask where the money goes, he says to bills. His budgeting skills are in the shitter.

He probably does have the money to buy games but he rather eat out and beg

 

[harbinger]

i wonder if he can even build ikea shit

I guarantee he does not. IKEA has an option that for a fee they will assemble it for you. As with the blinds, why bother doing something simple yourself when you can just pay someone to do it for you? Back in the Leanna Era he would have posted pics of him assembling his ikea furniture on Instagram if he had done it himself. He posted pictures of the blinds after someone else hung them for him.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Spoiler: Dude what the hell bugged clone mechanics ack ack ack

 

[mollymawk]

Der douche hund [1] [2] [3]
No collaboration with Wings of Redemption [1] [2]
bigsloppymeat can go to fucking hell.
Very, very prestigious regal crown chat badge.

"No one can stop me."
Phil's father was a "badass" who used to "get into fights", and is "much stronger" than him.
"At this point, I seriously don't even care about content ID on YouTube."
"Who are you texting buddy?"

Miscellaneous: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]

 

[actually]

Der douche hund

For anyone wondering, the tipper's name was DerDeutschHund. How the fuck you get "douche" from "Deutsch", I will never know. PUT ON YOUR GLASSES, BOOMER.

 

[Salubrious]

Wait, when did Wings of Redemption "lie" about DSP? Was there some lolcow crossover that I missed or did DSP take one minor constructive criticism that Wings made and DSP's narc brain turned it into "attacks and lies"? Or is DSP STILL fucking mad about the time Wings came to his Dark Souls stream, DSP ignored him, the chat kept tipping/cheering DSP to get him to acknowledge Wings, and DSP literally stopped the stream and Youtube video to curse out his chat about derailing the playthrough with Wings talk?

Also, we did the math, and his ENTIRE GTA4 playthrough might get $60 on Youtube. He could easily make that up with a "tip goal". Then again, tip goals are for DSP; not for fans to get anything out of. Tip goals are just ways for fans to help DSP pay bills and fans are being selfish for asking for extra things as incentives.

 

[SowonNation]

"Who are you texting buddy?"

"uuh.. MY WIFE?! What a stupid question man ackackack"
Right, so you have the audacity to call your man-cave an office - yet you keep texting your wife while you're "working your ass off". His work ethic in general is so fucked, he couldn't even work a retail job like his potato-lady is doing. They'd fire him over something like frequently checking his phone or his constant yawning during daytime.

commence the homeless-arc already, smh

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil isn't short on money.
Phil is short on spending money, which he also admited before on stream. I'm not going to look for it because I'm not that bored, but Tevin re-streamed it.

Phil has enough money to pay his bills, he lacks money to throw around and feel like a, and to quote, big baller shot caller. He asks for games and codes because he knows utter retards like Jeffrey, Rob and his band of wheelchair symbols will get them for him and he does not have to waste money.

 

[SojiroSakura]

The only thing I can remember is phil desperately denying that wings had emailed him about CoD multiplayer, and wings kept saying that he did indeed email phil. This of course makes phil a victim somehow?

 

[SowonNation]

"Timboslice said you can't get WoW Classic on Trial.. great.. you gotta pay $15 for a month, what a fucking ripoff. For a game I'm gonna play 1 day - I'm gonna pay $15. Gee, thanks Blizzard. You guys totally didn't do it for the money."

Fucking dipshit. Does he realize that Classic is part of the regular WoW-retail subscription as well? Classic obviously caters to hardcore fans that longed for vanilla WoW first and foremost - and not some 37-year old out of touch idiots that cry over $15. How about you play 2 games for 5 hours each (as @Salubrious pointed out), and not just 2 hours split between multiple games?

The big brain on this dude. I can't.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

This is a throat clearing stream with occasional gameplay.

Also, he died several times in a row to the first boss in the game, probably one of the easiest boss fights you'll come across in games, and of course blamed Remedy for it.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phil isn't short on money.
Phil is short on spending money, which he also admited before on stream. I'm not going to look for it because I'm not that bored, but Tevin re-streamed it.

And he is never going to experience any hardship for his stupid decisions because he has an army of wheelchair symbols willing to give him thousands of dollars each month,the only time he will suffer the consequences of his actions is when he gets diabetes or another health problem due to a life of eating like shit and letting his body atrophy.

 

[Salubrious]

How about you play 2 games for 5 hours each (as @Salubrious pointed out), and not just 2 hours split between multiple games?

The answer that DSP would give if someone troll cheered him and asked that is "because everyone will get bored if I play a game for five hours!"

 

[Runforyourlife]

Dam Phils gonna be dead in 2 days.

https://www.ajc.com/lifestyles/heal...e-longer-study-finds/avOdqbC8RxokGuiA0hnTqO/#

 

[Prince Lotor]

Wait, when did Wings of Redemption "lie" about DSP? Was there some lolcow crossover that I missed or did DSP take one minor constructive criticism that Wings made and DSP's narc brain turned it into "attacks and lies"? Or is DSP STILL fucking mad about the time Wings came to his Dark Souls stream, DSP ignored him, the chat kept tipping/cheering DSP to get him to acknowledge Wings, and DSP literally stopped the stream and Youtube video to curse out his chat about derailing the playthrough with Wings talk?

Also, we did the math, and his ENTIRE GTA4 playthrough might get $60 on Youtube. He could easily make that up with a "tip goal". Then again, tip goals are for DSP; not for fans to get anything out of. Tip goals are just ways for fans to help DSP pay bills and fans are being selfish for asking for extra things as incentives.

The only thing I can remember is phil desperately denying that wings had emailed him about CoD multiplayer, and wings kept saying that he did indeed email phil. This of course makes phil a victim somehow?

Basically Phil is such a paranoid pissbaby shut-in that he thinks WingsofRedemption is TROLLING him, so he has to turn 'Yeah, I totally e-mailed you about the CoD co-op dude. Oh, well' when Wings actually didn't send an e-mail into "He's a LYING FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!! FUCK THAT GUY, HE JUST WANTS TO HURT MEE (REEE) and CAUSE DRAMA!!! He says he knows his TROLLS are the only reason he still has any relevancy! FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK THAT LOSER AND HIS TROLLS!!!'

I'm pretty sure I've heard Wings say he thought better of it and wanted to protect Phil from his trolls (Sout-out to Sean Ranklin), and the e-mail thing was Wings just trying not to ruffle Phil's feathers and pretend it was just a miscommunication but of course Narc Phil has to screech to the high heavens that Wings is WRONG and a LIAR and Phil is 100% CORRECT and DID NOTHING WRONG!
Timestamped at 1:21

 

[Fuckyoudad]

How Phil remembers himself in the FGC:

How everyone else remembers Phil in the FGC:

 

[PervertedMonk]

The text to speech and talking over DSP when he is saying something exceptional I want to hear is why I stopped watching Tevin. I honestly don't think Tevin really cares about DSP much anymore, they're like an old married couple who really don't pay attention to each other anymore but keep the relationship going out of convenience and lack of creativity.

I've been watching Tevin for a few years, now, and the whole talking over Phil thing is something I've only really noticed this past month or two. But honestly, after restreaming the pig for years, I can't blame him.

This. Fucking this. A thousand fucking times, THIS.

That text to speech shit, the holyfuckkillyourself audio clips that play before the TTS message, occaisonal long message that necessitates stopping the DSP stream, all of it makes me want to have a fucking gamer moment. I genuinely do not know how people actually watch a single Tevin video. I would rather just watch DSP raw, which for reference, I would still decline to watch compared to a grotesque animal abuse video. (Protip; I wouldn't like that.)

Tevin and DSP are truly a married couple, both equally annoying autism magnets. I'm not even saying that to be facetious, DSP probably thinks about Tevin more than Khat. He probably gave Tevin a bigger birthday shoutout than he did to Khat last year. They both live in each other's heads and they bicker from time to time.

Edit: Update for all parties concerned: no I did not subject myself to more than 2-3 Tevin videos. It's not a guilty pleasure like watching pigroach.

I like Tevin himself, but yeah, the TTS is unbearable. The first Mario 64/Cat reveal stream is probably the worst I have ever fucking seen. Like, 10 messages in a row when Phil was on the first stage alone. Sometimes Tevin is merciful and stops the emoji spam messages early, but sometimes he just let's them play. And fuck his chat with the constant CAWs.

At this point, I only tune in if he's doing a special video, like a Goin' Back in Time.

 

[Draza]

How Phil remembers himself in the FGC:

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How everyone else remembers Phil in the FGC:

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Damn he even had a double chin back then as well. It's small but noticable.

 

[psuedonarrative]

I like Tevin himself, but yeah, the TTS is unbearable. The first Mario 64/Cat reveal stream is probably the worst I have ever fucking seen. Like, 10 messages in a row when Phil was on the first stage alone. Sometimes Tevin is merciful and stops the emoji spam messages early, but sometimes he just let's them play. And fuck his chat with the constant CAWs.

At this point, I only tune in if he's doing a special video, like a Goin' Back in Time.

I also like Tevin, but since around the time he lost his job the restreams have been pretty shit and he generally seems like he doesn't give a shit anymore for the most part unless very exceptional shit happens.

 

[AckedyACK]

It's small but noticable.

I bet Phil's neighbors hear Kat saying that a few times a week through those thin walls.