Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Candidae]

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Made me laugh.

Wow, somehow they found a way to make fat girl yoga even more useless. At that weight there's no way those "stretches" did anything. There only reason it might have gotten her blood pumping is because she's likely incredibly out of shape. Like, maybe if she was trying to lose weight I'd give her slight props for trying to do something while she eats less, but on its own? Nah, totally useless

 

[Angry New Ager]

Looks like Jude cancelled her, "magic of choosing yourself course." The reason being, "Muh mental health." I forget if she made people pay for the course. Jude then goes on to tell us, that it's okay to give up on things if it means you are working on your "self-care." I'm sure it has nothing to do with laziness.

My money is on "Nobody signed up for her bullshit class."

And why would they? She lives in her parents' house, doesn't go anywhere, doesn't do anything interesting, isn't very creative--I look at this girl, and she's all talk. She leads a stunted, dead-end life and offers nothing to aspire to. Who would want to know her secrets to claiming a better life for themselves? After all, they can get that from Virgie Tovar, or Lindy West, or Tess Holliday, or Jes Baker, all of whom have books out, or at least plenty of interviews and other vids online they can watch for free.

If you want to be an "influencer" and sell lifestyle classes, you need to be aspirational. She's not. Or, if she is, it's to housebound sadfatties who are at rock-bottom, and thus have no money to spend on her course, or will to carry through and act on Jude's advice.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Wow, somehow they found a way to make fat girl yoga even more useless. At that weight there's no way those "stretches" did anything. There only reason it might have gotten her blood pumping is because she's likely incredibly out of shape. Like, maybe if she was trying to lose weight I'd give her slight props for trying to do something while she eats less, but on its own? Nah, totally useless

Bitch I stretched farther than that to grab my coffee this morning. I’m not saying I’m better thsn..but...this is normal shit. Don’t tell me how healthy you are or how healthy you’re getting and this it. Fuck, I bet most of us stretch more for toilet paper sometimes. You want to be relatable? That’s fucking relatable.

 

[meepmapmop]

Looks like Jude cancelled her, "magic of choosing yourself course." The reason being, "Muh mental health." I forget if she made people pay for the course. Jude then goes on to tell us, that it's okay to give up on things if it means you are working on your "self-care." I'm sure it has nothing to do with laziness.

She says to look at your plate and see if you can take something off it.... Jude honey you need to take that advice literally and not figuratively.

I'm all for not beating yourself up for little mistakes, we are all human and fuck up. However, you can always swing the other way too much and never hold yourself accountable for anything. You aren't going to be comfortable all the time in life, sometimes discomfort is good cause it means you are doing new things or challenging yourself. The problem with people like Jude is they never push themselves even remotely out of their comfort zone so they never do anything meaningful.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

Looks like Jude cancelled her, "magic of choosing yourself course." The reason being, "Muh mental health." I forget if she made people pay for the course. Jude then goes on to tell us, that it's okay to give up on things if it means you are working on your "self-care." I'm sure it has nothing to do with laziness.

The narcissist stench that Jude gives off is appalling. I'm sure more than a fair share of us kiwis struggle with mental health issues. Legitimate mental health issues. But ya know what? We keep it fucking moving. You got too. Like, I hope this doesn't come across as cruel. But you just gotta handle your shit. Get therapy/meds if you need it. Alternatively, become a hermit and sleep in your bed for a couple of weeks straight. Whatever choices you are compelled too do. But the level of silliness of a 23 year old suburban kid whose biggest woe was probably their parents divorcing and some light bullying and being a fat ass contemplating their own ~MeNtAL HeAlTh~ for hours and hours and hours spending endless amounts of research on Tumblr trying to peddle out classes on how to deal with your headspace is absurd. And if I wanna be extra dramatic... down right dangerous. Jude should not be coaching ANYBODY on their mental health. Best case scenario it's a bunch of narcs jacking each other off. Worst case scenario she legit is coaching somebody with some fucked up issues and she tells them to "love themselves" or that it's "okay" to be sad. (basic shit that anybody that has mental health issues have heard a thousand times) and does some real damage. I don't even think she comprehends feeling upset because your a fattie is so shallow when it comes to mental illnesses. And I certainly hope she doesn't get her hands on somebody that has some real trauma going on and ends up making it worse. It's a little upsetting how much these people have role played having eating disorders, depression, ect... they have role played these identities so much that they think they can coach other people on mental health. It's a little upsetting at the thought of some poor sap that really has some fucked up shit going on in their life being told by the mermaid queen to """""love urself""""" (for the simple price of 29.99!!!)

 

[eternal dog mongler]

If you want to be an "influencer" and sell lifestyle classes, you need to be aspirational. She's not. Or, if she is, it's to housebound sadfatties who are at rock-bottom, and thus have no money to spend on her course, or will to carry through and act on Jude's advice.

Learn how to give up on life entirely. Eat more and more until you're a prisoner in your own home, unable to move and forever confined to the bed. There is no longer a world outside of your house except what you experience on the internet. Your only comforts are fast food and your swiftly approaching death.

First webinar is $350 only 300 slots available

 

[weaselhat]

That IG is a fucking gold mine.

Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

 

[eternal dog mongler]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

Yeah I'm pretty sure all that blubber could power an oil tanker all the way to Sweden.

 

[cheese shaped mouse]

insta stories from jude re: the cancelled course.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

Took me a while to realize they were laying on some kind of mat or bed and not on another layer of fats wearing denim pants.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

insta stories from jude re: the cancelled course.

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What a fucking slob. I guess it's too emotionally taxing for her to clean that hoard off of her dresser.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

This picture really drives home the realization that superfat men and women are physically indistinguishable. You seriously have to rely on hair to have any hope of telling any of these people apart (and hope they're just, y'know, normal gendered people). Even naked, so many of them have their junk covered by an apron that it barely qualifies as nudity. No censoring needed!

I THINK there's just one dude there, but I sure as shit wouldn't put money on it.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

Hey, this is fine with me. If you’re a glutton fuck and this works for you, fine. Don’t use my emergency resources or call me an oppressor or otherwise act a fool. You want to have the Dionysus dream, do it. Don’t bother any of us with the aftermath because a god/goddess you ain’t.

 

[Twinkie]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

fuck this gay earth

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

Nature is so majestic.

 

[gay frogs]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

Why was I cursed with sight?

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

Jesus. Even Hieronymus Bosch didn't paint shit as nightmarish as that.

insta stories from jude re: the cancelled course.

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Exactly two people signed up, neither of whom were among the Twitter asspatters encouraging her to teach it.

I've seen this same, "You go, girl!" social media cheerleading for one worthless cash-scrounging endeavor or other, from people who have no intention of putting their own cash behind it, so many times among SJW/FA circles; it's ridiculous. And it's proof that when all of your friends are on social media, you have no friends. You merely have affiliated strangers who are trying to keep ass-patting and validation flowing in their direction by throwing some your way.

And of course she lives amid clutter and chaos, and has a shitty immune system, and feels "fatigue" despite spending her days doing nothing. Of course she's going to have feelings of anxiety, lest someone notice she's a lazy, lumpen failure and call her out on it.

Nature is so majestic.
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The sea lions might actually smell better than that pile of fatties--and that's saying something, because any mammal that lives on fish stinks.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Yes. Yes. Of course you should rest

Those people look like they smell of sweat, greasy takeout and rotten sourdough bread. On top of that, the fat makes them look androgynous.

 

[dopedodo]

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Do people living through famines count as oppressors?

People starving to death across the world and anorexic girls in wards with tubes up their noses will surely be surprised to learn that they are in fact oppressing this exceptional individual.

That IG is a fucking gold mine.

I've never been taught to do tree pose leaning on an actual tree (or anything). I guess it's yoga for the terminally obese though.


Phoebe Tickner went in the sea. Notice the remarkable absence of either wheelchair or cane. She claims she can't leave the flat unaided because she can hardly walk.

 

[HamFan]

insta stories from jude re: the cancelled course.

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insta stories from jude re: the cancelled course.

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God that disgusting room gives me anxiety, too.

She can't just say, "there was a lack of interest." She has to make it about her hard and scary mental.

It's not because she's a failure and couldn't drum up interest in her stupid course (that she probably didn't actually finish past a rough outline or broad ideas, anyway). Even fat ladies desperately looking for a way to excuse themselves can see Jude doesn't believe anything she says, and is trying to convince herself as much as anyone that she's happy. If you listen to what she's really saying in her posts it's, "I feel sad and embarrassed about being fat.

"Which is society's fault! It's all of society that needs to change!" I have to laugh that she couldn't get more fatties on board with that, but she doesn't exude even fake confidence. It's, "I have an eating disorder!" (Translation: tried dieting once.) "I shouldn't feel embarrassed wearing sweats in public!" "I'm tired!"