Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

Chris needs to get his facts straight about the merge because every time he explains something about it, it sounds more and more arbitrary what happens in it.

Can't wait for Chris to get his Stand. Bohemian Rhapsody seems right up Chris' alley.
I think Hey-Ya would fit chris a little better. It does nothing but cheer chris on, just like how everyone enabled him in his childhood.
 
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Christ, that's a lot of bollocks to come out with just to try and ret-con your past to look more woke. Magi-Chan, if real, would be a real arsewipe. As it is, he's just what he always was and ever will be - a handy plot-device for Chris, the Squealer to Chris's Napoleon, if you will.

Also: emergency services being on 'Fated Paths'? Yeah, like dealing with emergencies, Magi-Chan - that's what they're there for. How naive are you?
 
Since we all know Chris is Bullshitting all of this, if this was true even though it really isn't, then I don't get why Chris would marry someone who could've helped them out in their dark times.

But since this is all fake, Chris is still the same moron who makes ideas up that have unfortunate implications for himself even if they are meant to be good things.
 
Chris disagrees with a MLP producer on the basis that he's been to the MLP dimension.
A bit of power leveling, but that's not even a producer, that's the creator of the series herself, Lauren Faust.

Because of course Chris is the only one in the world who knows what's going on in her fantasy world, but it seems other creators don't have the same privilege.

Can't wait for Chris to get his Stand. Bohemian Rhapsody seems right up Chris' alley.

I've always been partial to this:

 
Okay. So. The imaginary trash panda, who used to be the psychic Judge Dredd of all the gayfaggots, in Chris's imaginary headplanet of self-worship.. actually sobbed every time Chris would vomit out homophobic propaganda.

And.

It's da trolls' fault that Chris didn't self-actualize his own gayfagness & de-evolve to a fat man in a dress as soon as he should have, because they never called him "transgendered", but just stuck with "homo".

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This is why I never read or watch anything from him unless he's tard raging. Fucking hapless sack of low-IQ. Jfc.
 
What the hell is nose-talking? Do I even want to know?
Yeah ... my guess, from the way it's phrased, goes back to his speech therapy when he was a kid (with special guest Joshua Martinez). I think he meant it as a reference to a time period in "Christopher/god knows who else's" life. Nose-talking" is "nasal speech" -- when you are pitching your voice upwards into your sinus cavity, rather than letting your diaphragm and chest act as the resonator for your natural speech. (it's a problem with a lot of "singers" who have never been coached, it's why they're so 'skrieky' when they try to hit high notes) His therapist may have called it "nose-talking" to make it easier for him to understand, it's elementary school-level speech, which is where he remains.
 
A bit of power leveling, but that's not even a producer, that's the creator of the series herself, Lauren Faust.

Because of course Chris is the only one in the world who knows what's going on in her fantasy world, but it seems other creators don't have the same privilege.
I find it odd that Chris attended to the last bronycon. During the Q&A, he could've told Faust that a horse told that the show will extend instead he asked about the pitching.

Chris once declare himself as a chronicler (meaning: historian) of C-197. He should just write the "history".
 
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