"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

That's nice, Phil.

Did you wash your hands before bedtime, mummy's little soldier? Those nails looked dirty in the photos.

Round 174,889 of re.tard bad boy posturing all over the internet due to a group of randoms laughing at him. Phil's been threatening the same shit for years, it's just a sad and pathetic beg for attention now. If people didn't care when he was an "at-risk youth" they sure as hell aren't gonna care now he's a middle-aged mentally ill tramp.

It's over, Phil. You cut your dick off, it was supposed to "win" and it's made no difference to your life. The internet has known where you've lived for the past decade or so. If you were going to be "home invaded" it would've happened already, but you're just not important enough for anyone to break the law for. Not even as a laugh.

Phil even added his exceptional doodles to the trannybat he spent a bunch of his welfare $$ on a couple a years ago. And he's still posing with the airsoft rifle like it's supposed to be scary.

I wonder what the police would think of a man posting threats and brandishing a firearm online that he doesn't have a license for? Especially one who claims to be "antifa".

Agreed, except two things:

1. Phil has been lying about getting his dick flipped this whole time. In the recent photos he's very obviously tucking. Even fake vaginas don't look that fake.

2. You don't need a license to own a gun in most states, including Oregon. It's just that Phil is borrowing his roommate's 9mm pistol as a prop for his power fantasies. The rifle is a toy, however. A cheap airsoft gun that he has tried to pass off as real in the past.

Some Domino's delivery guy is going to get pumped full of lead, isn't he

No chance in Hell, because Phil doesn't own or have ready access to real firearms. He has to ask his buddy to borrow that SCCY 9mm that he's been trying to pass off as his own for the past year or so.

Then he should get off of Mastodon, because that site is dead and no one knows who he is on it.

And nice toy gun Phil; it's obviously one given the texture and the way the parts of it look. Call me when your idiot friend loans you his real people gun again... if you didn't kill that friendship by being an illtempered tard that needed more beatings.

The pistol is real. Phil doesn't own it, he borrows it from his roommate when he wants to feel powerful and uses it as a prop for his photos, but it is real. The rifle is fake.

Here is the effected area. The Lumberyard Mountain Bike place was damaged and some of the town homes on the right were destroyed.
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This report shows the movement of smoke

Spoiler: Smoke Movement

Location on Google Maps
Plume appears to be moving south east.
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View from Downtown
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Keep in mind anywhere fairly close will be smokey regardless of location of smoke plume.

Edit: Not sure when this report was made but Phil sent the message around 8pm PST.

UPDATE: A tard in black. Same old shit. How's the neighborhood?

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LOL he's using the same photo from the last time his playmate took him shooting that he's used a dozen times now. Still not scary.

Also, if its actual self defense, then it isn't murder. For it to be self defense, then there has to be a legitimate threat. And there is no threat. Just Phil playing the victim for attention. If anyone actually wanted him dead, he'd be one dead piggy already.

 

[Coldgrip]

I some skinheads or actual violent Proud Bois with a bone to pick need to look up some Antifa to make an example of, they will find Phil first. So much for using a facemask to avoid doxing.

After they end that philthy little potato they get a heartfelt thank-you card from antifa expressing their gratitude for disposing of that malignant little tumor.

To protect himself from smoke he wears a gas mask containing asbestos.

"After 11 years of organized cyberstalking terrorism..."

I swear, this X number of years cyborbowling stchick is his equivalent of Chris' Dramatic Glasses Removal tick. Only not as entertaining.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, if its actual self defense, then it isn't murder. For it to be self defense, then there has to be a legitimate threat. And there is no threat. Just Phil playing the victim for attention. If anyone actually wanted him dead, he'd be one dead piggy already.

He's more likely to be killed by antifa when he snitches on one of them.

"After 11 years of organized cyberstalking terrorism..."

I'm just surprised Tard Boy can count higher than his fingers.

Also shouldn't the "Crime Minister" be okay with terrorism?

 

[JY's Tampon]

He's more likely to be killed by antifa when he snitches on one of them.

Phil would have to know other antifa in order to snitch on them. If he actually does know any antifa they probably feed him a bunch of bullshit so they can turn him into a patsy in case shit goes south. They tell their little supersoldier that he's on dispatch duty while they are actually doing shit. Phil is just their little tard water boy on the sidelines all they have to do is let little mongo take selfies with their guns from time to time.

 

[Adamska]

The pistol is real. Phil doesn't own it, he borrows it from his roommate when he wants to feel powerful and uses it as a prop for his photos, but it is real. The rifle is fake.

Wow... it's so shitty it looks like a toy. What piece of shit gun is that then? Just wondering so I can laugh as Phil performs an accidental suicide with it and the guy he bummed it off goes to prison for accidental manslaughter or something at some point.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil if a bunch of tards like yourself ran public safety yesterday your hovel would have been burnt to the ground.
Just so you know: Last night you claimed to have your gas mask ready for the smoke plume. Guess what? That mask won't do shit in case of a fire. Good thing the mongo fire department wasn't in charge last night. Otherwise the Madison South neighborhood would have been littered with the bodies of derpy eyed tards.

No one has boosted any of your Toots because no one follows you Phil.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil if a bunch of tards like yourself ran public safety yesterday your hovel would have been burnt to the ground.
Just so you know: Last night you claimed to have your gas mask ready for the smoke plume. Guess what? That mask won't do shit in case of a fire. Good thing the mongo fire department wasn't in charge last night. Otherwise the Madison South neighborhood would have been littered with the bodies of derpy eyed tards.
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Ha ha, okay Phil. You can be a riot shield.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Phil if a bunch of tards like yourself ran public safety yesterday your hovel would have been burnt to the ground.
Just so you know: Last night you claimed to have your gas mask ready for the smoke plume. Guess what? That mask won't do shit in case of a fire. Good thing the mongo fire department wasn't in charge last night. Otherwise the Madison South neighborhood would have been littered with the bodies of derpy eyed tards.
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Philip, do you know anything about firefighting? Do any of your Antifa buddies know anything about it? It actually requires specialist training and an extremely high standard of physical fitness, that's why they don't let any random wall-eyed potato-man in a gas mask turn up and start doing it.

...could Phil actually be so dense that he thinks the fire service and the police are the same thing?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Philip, do you know anything about firefighting? Do any of your Antifa buddies know anything about it? It actually requires specialist training and an extremely high standard of physical fitness, that's why they don't let any random wall-eyed potato-man in a gas mask turn up and start doing it.

...could Phil actually be so dense that he thinks the fire service and the police are the same thing?

I’m curious about how he thinks he can replace the cops, being unable to drive or ride a bike. Like, “Help us, Officer Izzy! The bank’s being robbed!” “The bus is scheduled in 20 minutes, keep them talking!”

 

[JY's Tampon]

Philip, do you know anything about firefighting? Do any of your Antifa buddies know anything about it? It actually requires specialist training and an extremely high standard of physical fitness, that's why they don't let any random wall-eyed potato-man in a gas mask turn up and start doing it.

...could Phil actually be so dense that he thinks the fire service and the police are the same thing?

If you struggle to get a pizza you should not be in charge of people's lives.

 

[Bogliacci]

I wonder what Phil would do if the Portland Police were actually doing what he cries about

 

[Positron]

If Phil was really serious about fearing home invasion then he wouldn't be ordering pizza. The next one will have extra TESTOSTERONE, courtesy of the farms.

FTFY.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

FTFY.

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Why is there a kiwi head in his profile picture?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why is there a kiwi head in his profile picture?

Because he’s secretly in love with us because he perceives us as powerful.

 

[The Dude]

Wow... it's so shitty it looks like a toy. What piece of shit gun is that then? Just wondering so I can laugh as Phil performs an accidental suicide with it and the guy he bummed it off goes to prison for accidental manslaughter or something at some point.

It's an SCCY, and yeah, they're not great. I mean, they work, but they're not great quality. There are much better pistols out there for not much more money, especially if you shop around and wait for good deals to pop up.

What I find hilarious is that Phil believes a cheap little pocket pistol like the SCCY or a KelTec is a combat weapon that he could fight a civil war with. Pistols like those are best left as a holdout weapon. Something you keep as a backup if your main concealed carry pistol runs empty or gets taken away from you or malfunctions. They're only good out to a few yards because they have a short barrel and short sight radius, so they aren't very accurate. But they sure as hell aren't a combat duty pistol like an H&K, SIG, or GLOCK. And you don't fight any kind of war with a handgun, civil or otherwise. War fighting is what rifles are for. Most soldiers don't even carry a pistol. But of course, we've always known Phil is an idiot who knows sweet fuck-all about weaponry.

Because he’s secretly in love with us because he perceives us as powerful.

What's not to love? We're endearing rogues, a bunch of lovable scamps with hearts of gold. And we are powerful, compared to Phil at least.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"Only now people are giving a shit about"

Nigga where? You have 9 Mastodon followers and I'm pretty sure a couple of those are hatefollows

Ah, the backhanded bitching at his new marks for not coming up with enough "solidarity" already begins. The more Phil pushes for further attention, the quicker he drives his new pals away. Antifa are just the latest group he's trying to guiltbully into being his personal army, to take down kiwi farms in defense of Phil the Top Victim. It never works of course, but whatever makes Phil feel like someone actually listens to and supports him for once.

No-one wants a friend who constantly begs and bullshits. It sounds like Phil's welcome is already outstayed. He'd best start looking for another group of soft woke twats to put up with him for a while.

Why is Phil begging for food when he eats regularly at various religious groups' free food events? Come to think of it, why beg for food when he's already so morbidly obese his tacticool mall ninja gear barely fits any more? Whatever happened to the hand-drawn motivational poster of "somewhere a fash is working out", Phil? I guess if he couldn't lose weight to look like his fag crush on a Naruto character he based his entire life around for years he's never going to do it to fight imaginary battles with a cartoon kiwi bird.

 

[The Dude]

Ah, the backhanded bitching at his new marks for not coming up with enough "solidarity" already begins. The more Phil pushes for further attention, the quicker he drives his new pals away. Antifa are just the latest group he's trying to guiltbully into being his personal army, to take down kiwi farms in defense of Phil the Top Victim. It never works of course, but whatever makes Phil feel like someone actually listens to and supports him for once.

No-one wants a friend who constantly begs and bullshits. It sounds like Phil's welcome is already outstayed. He'd best start looking for another group of soft woke twats to put up with him for a while.

Why is Phil begging for food when he eats regularly at various religious groups' free food events? Come to think of it, why beg for food when he's already so morbidly obese his tacticool mall ninja gear barely fits any more? Whatever happened to the hand-drawn motivational poster of "somewhere a fash is working out", Phil? I guess if he couldn't lose weight to look like his fag crush on a Naruto character he based his entire life around for years he's never going to do it to fight imaginary battles with a cartoon kiwi bird.

His mall ninja tacticool gear DOESN'T fit though. He recently posted photos of himself all dressed up in his finest made in Honduras airsoft kit and his flabby gut was hanging out under his vest like udders on a cow. He's like some kind of elephant seal that learned to survive entirely on land and got into the milsim hobby.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Phil would be more corrupt and violent then the police he wants to replace.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil would be more corrupt and violent then the police he wants to replace.

But also lazier and dumber and if he tried to arrest you, you could just bitch slap him and laugh at him and he couldn't do anything. He'd be like the City 17 cops in Half-Life 2.

 

[The Dude]

Phil would be more corrupt and violent then the police he wants to replace.

Not only that, but most cops won't fly into a sobbing wreck just by "midgendering" them.