DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SowonNation]

He lost his job?

This'll clear up most of it. Pretty fucked up situation, and Tevin resigned from his job at LSU because he was the prime suspect in a poisoning dilemma.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Mrs. D$P has yet another 'rare day off'. She is downstairs napping on the sofa. She and D$P take naps on the sofa after eating dinner. Since Mrs. D$P is home, J2k will not make an appearance on the stream. Mrs. D$P apparently refuses to let the cat out of her sight when home. Thus, D$P has the office door closed...because the cat isn't allowed to wander freely around the house when she is there?

 

[LyteSydeByll]

cheers in dollars? Uh oh!

 

[actually]

Mrs. D$P has yet another 'rare day off'. She is downstairs napping on the sofa. She and D$P take naps on the sofa after eating dinner. Since Mrs. D$P is home, J2k will not make an appearance on the stream. Mrs. D$P apparently refuses to let the cat out of her sight when home. Thus, D$P has the office door closed...because the cat isn't allowed to wander freely around the house when she is there?

Somebody want to check how many "rare days off" Kat has had recently? This seems a lot more frequent than usual.

 

[millais]

Tevin would probably restream Pigroach much less often if the PR Cult had not mass reported and banned Tevin from Twitch. He was on the cusp of making original streams and content a more regular staple of his online offerings, but when he was banned from Twitch, he returned to being primarily a restreamer.

 

[flatsoda]

Darksydekat and Jasper St. Jean talk from tonight's (08/27/19) Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Bathroom Camper stream.

Spoiler: #JasperHype2019

Kat is home tonight.
She's actually napping.
*TURNS ON FACECAM. LOOKS TERRIBLE.*
Both her and Jasper are napping downstairs.
Uhm.
After dinner, we all kind of just, like, laid down and napped for a little bit.
*LEANS FORWARD*
And.
Uh.
*LIP SMACK!*
*LEANS BACK*
Now we are--
Uh.
She--
They're--
Uh.
They're relaxing.
So.
FYI,
*LEANS FORWARD*
Jasper's not gonna be here on the stream tonight!
*LEANS BACK*
Uh.
*LEANS FORWARD*
When he does wake up,
*LEANS BACK*
he's probably gonna be spending time with Kat.
Kat said that later tonight, she probably wanted to play some Skyrim or something.
You know?
To relax.
He usually joins her, when she does that.
*LOOKS AT HIS LAPTOP*
So, FYI, no Jasper tonight.
*LOOKS BACK TO THE VIEWERS*
HOWEVER!
*POINTS FINGER AT THE VIEWERS*
Jasper will be around for the rest of the week.
So.
You know?
Tomorrow night, for Judgement, he'll actually be able to come into the office.
For some of the--
Uh--
Rage-a-thon!
And,
*BUGS OUT EYES*
Friday night, for Blair Witch, he'll be able to jump in and scare the crap out of all of us.
How funny would that be?
*HUNCHES FORWARD LIKE A PC GAME STREAMER, PRETENDS TO CONCENTRATE ON GAMEPLAY*
If we're all intensely paying attention to Blair Witch, and he, like, jumps up on the couch and scares the crap out of all of us?
Uhm.
So.
Yeah.
He'll be in here for the rest of the week.
But, not tonight.
*LEANS FORWARD*
Okay?
*LEANS BACK*

It's so weird the way DSP keeps trying to hype up Darksydekat's boring ass pet.
Jasper St. Jean, The $2k Cat, has been a regular part of DSP's No Chill Streams for a while now, and he's just . . . a normal cat.
Much like his owner, Jasper is a sullen cat that looks reluctant to be a part of DSP's streams.
I'm including the clip, because the way DSP bugs out his eyes when he tries to promote Jasper's possible appearance during the upcoming Blair Witch stream, is fucking bizarre.

Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a grifter. FULL STOP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell uses emotional manipulation, of both his supporters and his detractors, to shake money out of the pockets of children and naive adults.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Tevin would probably restream Pigroach much less often if the PR Cult had not mass reported and banned Tevin from Twitch. He was on the cusp of making original streams and content a more regular staple of his online offerings, but when he was banned from Twitch, he returned to being primarily a restreamer.

it's the great irony
if phil just kept his dogs on a leash there would be less problems
hell, i'd bet if tevin was still on twitch he would have just forgotten all about phil at this point

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Man he got super salty and complained about people who keep asking him his favorite and least favorite things. I can get some really specific ones, but he never gives an answer to this questions(maybe food?) how miserable and hollow do you have to be if you’ve never felt strongly enough about anything to have it leave a last impression on you....like god damn man

 

[millais]

Darksydekat and Jasper St. Jean talk from tonight's (08/27/19) Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Bathroom Camper stream.

Spoiler: #JasperHype2019

Kat is home tonight.
She's actually napping.
*TURNS ON FACECAM. LOOKS TERRIBLE.*
Both her and Jasper are napping downstairs.
Uhm.
After dinner, we all kind of just, like, laid down and napped for a little bit.
*LEANS FORWARD*
And.
Uh.
*LIP SMACK!*
*LEANS BACK*
Now we are--
Uh.
She--
They're--
Uh.
They're relaxing.
So.
FYI,
*LEANS FORWARD*
Jasper's not gonna be here on the stream tonight!
*LEANS BACK*
Uh.
*LEANS FORWARD*
When he does wake up,
*LEANS BACK*
he's probably gonna be spending time with Kat.
Kat said that later tonight, she probably wanted to play some Skyrim or something.
You know?
To relax.
He usually joins her, when she does that.
*LOOKS AT HIS LAPTOP*
So, FYI, no Jasper tonight.
*LOOKS BACK TO THE VIEWERS*
HOWEVER!
*POINTS FINGER AT THE VIEWERS*
Jasper will be around for the rest of the week.
So.
You know?
Tomorrow night, for Judgement, he'll actually be able to come into the office.
For some of the--
Uh--
Rage-a-thon!
And,
*BUGS OUT EYES*
Friday night, for Blair Witch, he'll be able to jump in and scare the crap out of all of us.
How funny would that be?
*HUNCHES FORWARD LIKE A PC GAME STREAMER, PRETENDS TO CONCENTRATE ON GAMEPLAY*
If we're all intensely paying attention to Blair Witch, and he, like, jumps up on the couch and scares the crap out of all of us?
Uhm.
So.
Yeah.
He'll be in here for the rest of the week.
But, not tonight.
*LEANS FORWARD*
Okay?
*LEANS BACK*

It's so weird the way DSP keeps trying to hype up Darksydekat's boring ass pet.
Jasper St. Jean, The $2k Cat, has been a regular part of DSP's No Chill Streams for a while now, and he's just . . . a normal cat.
Much like his owner, Jasper is a sullen cat that looks reluctant to be a part of DSP's streams.
I'm including the clip, because the way DSP bugs out his eyes when he tries to promote Jasper's possible appearance during the upcoming Blair Witch stream, is fucking bizarre.

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Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a grifter. FULL STOP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell uses emotional manipulation, of both his supporters and his detractors, to shake money out of the pockets of children and naive adults.

The way he talks about Cat and Khat sleeping together and spending time together without him while he is hard at work maintaining the 10 year beggacy, it makes him sound like he's getting cucked by a cat.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Mrs. D$P has yet another 'rare day off'. She is downstairs napping on the sofa. She and D$P take naps on the sofa after eating dinner. Since Mrs. D$P is home, J2k will not make an appearance on the stream. Mrs. D$P apparently refuses to let the cat out of her sight when home. Thus, D$P has the office door closed...because the cat isn't allowed to wander freely around the house when she is there?

It has nothing to do with the cat and everything to do with the Kat. Don't know if he said any of the above today, but originally Phil said he could only leave the door open when Kat wasn't home so she wouldn't have to hear him "working." This also means you can track Kat's days off if anyone chooses to do so.

 

[millais]

it's the great irony
if phil just kept his dogs on a leash there would be less problems
hell, i'd bet if tevin was still on twitch he would have just forgotten all about phil at this point

Not even that, iirc Phil himself was the one who planted the idea in the minds of his paypigs. He knew it would look bad to have a direct hand in Tevin's banning, so he coaxed his paypigs into doing his bidding. The way he talks about it, it's clear he had a hand in instigating it.

 

[actually]

Not even that, iirc Phil himself was the one who planted the idea in the minds of his paypigs. He knew it would look bad to have a direct hand in Tevin's banning, so he coaxed his paypigs into doing his bidding. The way he talks about it, it's clear he had a hand in instigating it.

I think it's pretty clear Phil had a direct hand in getting Tevin, TXT, and Bhil Purnell booted from Twitch. Especially TXT, since he was banned (though more recently reinstated) for his "theycallmetxt" name. Only Phil's complaint would make that happen. Same with the puppet, too.

 

[whereicantfollow]

The way Phil talks about his cat is kinda disturbing tbh.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Phil has routinely mentioned he doesn't get scared during spooky games, so this "Jasper might jump on the couch during Blair Witch and scare all of us" is really pathetic hype.

 

[Pargon]

Man he got super salty and complained about people who keep asking him his favorite and least favorite things. I can get some really specific ones, but he never gives an answer to this questions(maybe food?) how miserable and hollow do you have to be if you’ve never felt strongly enough about anything to have it leave a last impression on you....like god damn man

I don't think it's so much that as the fact that Phil has such a contempt for his audience that he doesn't think their questions are due the effort he needs to put in to make an honest response. Though honestly I'd get sick of autists asking me what my favorite flavor of pudding was, it's not as though he does anything else to dissuade them, and I don't think he's ever once given a straight answer to "favorites" questions.

He definitely has preferences. He's talked about some stupid health department reject hole in the wall pizza place he loves in Connecticut. He's just lazy and doesn't want to put thought into his answers.

 

[Muppetmode]

This'll clear up most of it. Pretty fucked up situation, and Tevin resigned from his job at LSU because he was the prime suspect in a poisoning dilemma.

Tyty, I guess im still relatively new to full tevin lore

Tevin would probably restream Pigroach much less often if the PR Cult had not mass reported and banned Tevin from Twitch. He was on the cusp of making original streams and content a more regular staple of his online offerings, but when he was banned from Twitch, he returned to being primarily a restreamer.

He’s been picking up his mixer streams recently I think

 

[Dragoonism]

So apparently he prefers single player over teamplay because it allows him to interact more with the chat... It is not that he expects any teammate to carry him to victory and gets upset when they dont, it is not like other players dont like camping in toilets for 98% time of the game, it is not like he is scared of talking to other people and have communication problems when it comes to other people...

 

[millais]

He’s been picking up his mixer streams recently I think

Yeah but he would've transitioned away from being a largely exclusive restreamer much earlier had he not been banned from Twitch. There would have been many less restreams that way, something Phil probably would have preferred had he known about the consequences of getting Tevin banned from Twitch.

 

[bearsintrees]

He definitely has preferences. He's talked about some stupid health department reject hole in the wall pizza place he loves in Connecticut. He's just lazy and doesn't want to put thought into his answers.

Other than food and money and wrestling from 5+ years ago, Phil has no apparent interest in literally anything. The only time he's visibly excited is when it's time to clock out. He can barely describe games he played a week ago. He can't talk about anything he does with his "wife" without first saying where they went to eat. He does nothing 6 days a week that he cares about or seems to enjoy.

How can someone who likes nothing have a favorite anything?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Tyty, I guess im still relatively new to full tevin lore


He’s been picking up his mixer streams recently I think

The Mixer streams are great. He plays games and spins old records.