Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

[Hellfire]

More ebegging






HARRIS

FFXIV Shadowbringers: more depressing Inno EX wipes...

So wo more "dick in a door" learning party pf group Innocence EX progression and.... it comes to a frustrating end when groups implode right after extremely ...

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[Kamov Ka-52]

More ebegging
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FFXIV Shadowbringers: more depressing Inno EX wipes...

So wo more "dick in a door" learning party pf group Innocence EX progression and.... it comes to a frustrating end when groups implode right after extremely ...

www.youtube.com

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Gee shrimpy, maybe you should cancel that $12-$15 a month FFXIV subscription if you're so short on cash that you need to beg.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Look at this buzzwords-talking old man.

~Chris~ 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🛡️ on Twitter

“@FortuneLadyFire because they'll believe anything about a vulnerable person if said vulnerable person has discourse wrongthink and criticizes more popular folks in the community, so despite complaining some1 like me has all this "callout culture" power,”

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~Chris~ 🛡️ 🏳️‍🌈🏴 on Twitter

“@FortuneLadyFire because they'll believe anything about a vulnerable person if said vulnerable person has discourse wrongthink and criticizes more popular folks in the community, so despite complaining some1 like me has all this "callout culture" power,”

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[Hellfire]

Look at this buzzwords-talking old man.

~Chris~ 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🛡️ on Twitter

“@FortuneLadyFire because they'll believe anything about a vulnerable person if said vulnerable person has discourse wrongthink and criticizes more popular folks in the community, so despite complaining some1 like me has all this "callout culture" power,”

twitter.com

~Chris~ 🛡️ 🏳️‍🌈🏴 on Twitter

“@FortuneLadyFire because they'll believe anything about a vulnerable person if said vulnerable person has discourse wrongthink and criticizes more popular folks in the community, so despite complaining some1 like me has all this "callout culture" power,”

web.archive.org

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HARRIS

Chris is really butthurt that people call out people like himself or 'andrearitsu' for getting caught doing pedo rape ERPs and openly lusting after underage characters.



HARRIS

"some say harry was offering me a "way out" here, a lifesaver, an olive branch, that I spit on. and that's why he pushed the issue with me about my supposed wrongdoings, I didn't see it as an olive branch, I saw it for what it was, a threat, a hostile treaty, a silencing attempt" http://archive.li/t7kYZ

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Chris's rants are like 90% buzzwords I swear. He doesn't so much speak the language as regurgitate it.

Considering the atmosphere he chooses to surround in and waste his time on social media learning nothing, I'm surprised he's not at the stage where he has Alzheimer's. How?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Man, it must really be a lot of work to build himself up into being the perpetual victim 24/7. Dude needs to lighten the fuck up, as it stands it will take a tractor to pull a needle out of his ass.

He is only miserable because he is choosing to be, like most lolcows are. Everybody else can see it except for him.

 

[jfkfactsDOTorg]

godspeed to harry in that DM trying to explain his position that seeing some idiot on the internet saying that he wishes harry would die and then closing with a wish for chris's health just for chris to cry openly on the internet about how once more he's just the poor innocent e-bullying victim in this whole thing. a valiant yet wasted effort. to call quote unquote supposed wrongdoings when there are pages upon pages of evidence of chris's shota rape fantasies extending well into his late twenties/early thirties is reaching phenomenal levels of autism.

 

[Hellfire]

After a 19-year-old complained about HARRIS, Chris began aggressively tweeting at him about how horrible HARRIS supposedly is, and Chris tried to whitewash his pedophilia after throwing an extended tantrum about HARRIS and the SOMETHINGAWFUL forums. He claims the only evidence of his pedophilic behavior is "just years old fucking fanfic" and completely ignores himself getting caught, repeatedly, lying about his age while trying to engage in underage rape roleplay within the past year, having a photobucket of underage characters in bondage, etc,







Perhaps because he essentially lit a "I'm a problematic pedo who's sent death threats to people!" Batsignal on himself earlier in the day, Chris was called out again, this time for making death threats in addition to the past documented pedophilic behavior.




Chris doubled down, blaming HARRIS, Twitter's trans community, people who unfollowed him, etc. and then he tried to puff up other problematic pedos to hide behind like "andrearitsu," rather than admitting he is responsible for his own actions and people have the free will to appraise those actions and choose to not associate with him.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Shrimpy got unfollowed by one person. They are uwuing each other just a few days ago.
Then Shrimpy got blocked.

You know why?
It's because Lex is Kiwi. How many of us are in your Twitter followers? 3? Lex than that? More? 34?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

For any photoshopping kiwis out there, we need to get that stick in the bike meme with Shrimpy's face and him saying "fucking kiwis"

 

[Archeopthryx]

For any photoshopping kiwis out there, we need to get that stick in the bike meme with Shrimpy's face and him saying "fucking kiwis"

I don't see him as someone capable of learning how to ride a bike.

Or even own a bike.

 

[Black Waltz]

I don't see him as someone capable of learning how to ride a bike.

Or even own a bike.

I don't see him as someone capable of doing anything tbh

 

[Hellfire]

I don't know if this is the exact quote but Chris quoted himself as having said it this way: "if you're in melborne while he's there, give him what he deserves"" He is now pretending that just meant to screech at HARRIS about his behavior in person.



"all of breadtube is shit and should be criticized, don't just stick to calling out pete coffin or MAYBE contra. Don't ignore harry's ableism and the awful shit he did to me cause you find his shitty ableist humor funny or because he makes fun of Bethesda."


Tripling down

"I don't even rp anyone unless it's someone I trust" Lie. He was looking for random people to ERP with as recently as August 10th: http://archive.li/L1Nfs



Quadrupling down


A mini-callout




Quintupling down, Chris appears to have a sock account he is using to block evade.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I don't know if this is the exact quote but Chris quoted himself as having said it this way: "if you're in melborne while he's there, give him what he deserves"" He is now pretending that just meant to screech at HARRIS about his behavior in person.
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"all of breadtube is shit and should be criticized, don't just stick to calling out pete coffin or MAYBE contra. Don't ignore harry's ableism and the awful shit he did to me cause you find his shitty ableist humor funny or because he makes fun of Bethesda."
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"I don't even rp anyone unless it's someone I trust" Lie. He was looking for random people to ERP with as recently as August 10th: http://archive.li/L1Nfs
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The dude spends more time rehashing shit that doesn’t matter than the average full-time worker spends at his job. His tenacity really is something notable.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

The dude spends more time rehashing shit that doesn’t matter than the average full-time worker spends at his job. His tenacity really is something notable.

Yes but but for that reason he's one of Kiwi Farms's most consistent content creators and I appreciate him for all that unpaid hard work.
Oh god the irony.

 

[Trombonista]

Is he claiming to be a CSA survivor now?

 

[Hellfire]

Someone called "Princess Bunbun" has made him salty after supposedly being "toxic" on Final Fantasy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3eg6fjZ1DQ&feature=youtu.be

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Every person Shrimp tries to cancel only grows stronger, as I do every time someone cancels Shrimp.

 

[Archeopthryx]

So after he tried and failed brigading Lex he tried to do it with these players. Then blame us for it?

I'm not gonna say he needs to seek help because he a) he won't listen. b) I don't want him to seek help because it's Eendgame time now Shrimpy! Tomorrow will be worse than today and the so too will be the day after that. It is everyone's fault and everyone must pay. Time for the world to taste the greatest Shrimpstorm. Grab you Exacto Knife and go for the high score outside Shrimpy! Stim for speed bonus! Shrimpy rise up!

 

[Porque no los dos?]

God, people don't think Shrimpy is a creepy pedo because of his stupid as fuck fictional ships. We think he's a creepy pedo because HE IS A CREEPY PEDO. His shitty ships just reenforce that because he uses them to write his gross abuse rape fantasy, with children if he's lucky to get any during his trawling for ERP.