I have two house demons- I mean cats. Definitely cats. Silver is the silver one, and he's an asshole. He knows how to open cupboards, turn off the Xbox, and I've had to start locking the front door because he almost figured that out too. He's also a big cuddler and gets away with all of the above because of his sweetness.
Luma, my calico, however, lacks every IQ point her brother has. She falls off of everything, once got lost because she went into a closet, and considers plastic bags viable food. But she is cute, and no one really minds that she's a lil dummy.
Edited so I don't double post- I found a pregnant cat under my house today who's severely malnourished. She seems to like me a lot (always come to me when I'm outside, nuzzles my legs, lets me pat her, etc. None of the neighbors claim to own her. If I can catch her tomorrow, I'm taking her to the vet for a spay (which, unfortunately means kitten abortions, but as much as I love kittens, my city and their shelters can't handle more.

), and a checkup to see if she has contagious diseases, then she'll come live with me. Pics to follow if it all comes to pass.

