JackDavis
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He's such a poser. (Is that what they're still called? I'm a boomer, that's what we called dudes who wore Vans and had chained wallets but have never stepped on a skateboard)
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He's such a poser. (Is that what they're still called? I'm a boomer, that's what we called dudes who wore Vans and had chained wallets but have never stepped on a skateboard)
The 2 cats is getting confusing... can we just call Phil the pussy, and start calling Jasper the "hairy one" and Kat the "boring one" or horse?
kebab4you
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My confusion was more with the wording rather than the news. Thanks for the explenation though, his tweet kinda make senses now.
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he is an epic gamer. probably even bought it from the most expensive site just for extra gamer cred.
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An ugly guy with tons of disposable, liquid income is never going to have trouble finding cheap whores to keep in their orbit.
Yes, Phil has debts, but that's none of his womens' problems. Its not even Phil's problem as long as he keeps the minimum monthly payment monster from devouring him bit by bit.
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D$P is "excited" about having 'alotof' pauhsauhtive neuws. Not excited enough to start the stream on time, however. He sets the start time to a quarter past the hour, but is still consistently 5 or more minutes late to start his stream.
He's also setting down some chat rules about people expressing their opinions about the game currently being streamed: it's not allowed.
He's also setting down some chat rules about people expressing their opinions about the game currently being streamed: it's not allowed.
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Hot news, someone bought Phil the Sega Mini. Imagine my shock.
Edit: Subtember is on again, half price and streamer gets full pay. To quote Phil "Subscribers will flow like a river". I'm sure someone promised a sub bomb.
Edit: Subtember is on again, half price and streamer gets full pay. To quote Phil "Subscribers will flow like a river". I'm sure someone promised a sub bomb.
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Accurate, in that they will arrive and then depart just as quickly.
der rademacher
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Well, that may be as it is, but comparing this
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I still laugh every time this video crosses my mind. Only DS fucking P could make an unboxing video of a video game box, while a fire alarm is going off while he tries to bitch over the alarm and never actually open the stupid thing. Kwality Khantent at its finest.
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Not gonna lie - Asmongold's comb over is fucking trash. Phil's running around with an exposed hairline 24/7, but Asmon can't own up to the fact that a comb over is the worst thing a man could possibly do, and his gf is somewhat to blame. Asmon confirmed on multiple occasions that his gf does his hair whenever he needs a haircut or whatever - so he's partially rocking the DSP-mentality here. "But Khet likes muh hair!"
Male streamers and hair loss - name a more iconic duo.
EmperorGoutatine
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As far as I know it's the actual opposite
Jasper is being called the "boring one"
Khet, meanwhile, is called the "hairy one"
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everyone says streaming is for kids
but look at this guy
he's in his 50s and he's stream..
...oh he's in his 30s?
nevermind then
AckedyACK
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He grooms teens with no prospects and attracts mental illness (fans and Khet). In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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You mean the MAREy one
Cyber Bowling
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It is kinda funny, though not exactly surprising, that Phil doesn't attract more obsessive fans interested in dating him. Most less than desirable YouTubers/Streamers still manage to get a handful of fans who are weirdly attracted to them. Phil got Leanna, and if we're being generous and assuming there's actual attraction and not just gold digging/other ulterior motives, Khet. It is partly balanced out by him having paypigs who want to be his best friend, but rando uggo's on YouTube/Twitch usually have those too on top of the weird fans who want to bone them.
On a less disgusting note, Phil desperately trying to turn Jasper into a mascot is pretty funny. I don't know where he got it in his head that streaming mascots are a thing. Knowing Phil it is something someone did 5 years ago or something and he's only just now trying it, but I'm drawing a blank on any streamers who were particularly successful with a mascot. Maybe he's just taking the general YouTube animal video thing and trying to piglogic it into also being relevant to streaming? The closest thing to a mascot I can think on Twitch is streamers with specific emotes usually relating to something they're prolific for, like speedrunners having specific emotes tied to the games they run or Dark Soul streamers having a sunbro meme style emote, but those are just little perks, not main attractions to a channel. Phil is acting like Jasper is some high demand product and people are tuning in specifically to see him, because as we all know there's absolutely no other easy source of seeing a cat online.
On a less disgusting note, Phil desperately trying to turn Jasper into a mascot is pretty funny. I don't know where he got it in his head that streaming mascots are a thing. Knowing Phil it is something someone did 5 years ago or something and he's only just now trying it, but I'm drawing a blank on any streamers who were particularly successful with a mascot. Maybe he's just taking the general YouTube animal video thing and trying to piglogic it into also being relevant to streaming? The closest thing to a mascot I can think on Twitch is streamers with specific emotes usually relating to something they're prolific for, like speedrunners having specific emotes tied to the games they run or Dark Soul streamers having a sunbro meme style emote, but those are just little perks, not main attractions to a channel. Phil is acting like Jasper is some high demand product and people are tuning in specifically to see him, because as we all know there's absolutely no other easy source of seeing a cat online.
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DSP just said that he got his current outfit because he preordered the game.
Hasn't he been crying poor about not being able to afford games for months? Now he just admitted that he preordered this game?
Am I getting something mixed up? It seems odd that he's talking about a preorder after months of stating he can't afford games and needs people to buy them for him.
Maybe I'm making too much out of this. He could have preordered it less than a week ago maybe.
Hasn't he been crying poor about not being able to afford games for months? Now he just admitted that he preordered this game?
Am I getting something mixed up? It seems odd that he's talking about a preorder after months of stating he can't afford games and needs people to buy them for him.
Maybe I'm making too much out of this. He could have preordered it less than a week ago maybe.
AckedyACK
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Phil might be stupid, but not as stupid as his fans. I think he noticed just as much as us that he doesn't have to come up with clever lies and scams. He can simply say whatever he wants, pull an excuse out of his ass whenever someone questions him and blame all the rest on detractors. He can lie and scam and fans will still donate, and he realized this as well. Which is why he's not even hiding his lies and scams anymore. No need to put that much effort in it when your fans are literal wheelchair symbols.
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In the land of cockroaches, one-eyed greedy pig is the king.
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