"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

But also lazier and dumber and if he tried to arrest you, you could just bitch slap him and laugh at him and he couldn't do anything. He'd be like the City 17 cops in Half-Life 2.

I have this mental image of a bunch of rioters rolling him down a hill in his Judge Spedd uniform while he cries and begs them to stop.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Phil if a bunch of tards like yourself ran public safety yesterday your hovel would have been burnt to the ground.
Just so you know: Last night you claimed to have your gas mask ready for the smoke plume. Guess what? That mask won't do shit in case of a fire. Good thing the mongo fire department wasn't in charge last night. Otherwise the Madison South neighborhood would have been littered with the bodies of derpy eyed tards.
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No one has boosted any of your Toots because no one follows you Phil.

I'm not sure if he's aware that cops actually have rules they must follow. Sure, police brutality and corruption are very real and serious issues, but there's a reason why it makes the news when it happens, and that's because most cops try to follow the rules. Antifa are not bound by rules. If a cop beats a minority because they're racist, they at least have to come up with some kind of evidence of wrongdoing. Antifa's police force would just beat someone and justify it with "he had a MAGA hat" or some similar bullshit.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I'm not sure if he's aware that cops actually have rules they must follow. Sure, police brutality and corruption are very real and serious issues, but there's a reason why it makes the news when it happens, and that's because most cops try to follow the rules. Antifa are not bound by rules. If a cop beats a minority because they're racist, they at least have to come up with some kind of evidence of wrongdoing. Antifa's police force would just beat someone and justify it with "he had a MAGA hat" or some similar bullshit.

Phil, 14hrs and not one "Boost" of your post. Go back to Twitter and make a fool of yourself.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm not sure if he's aware that cops actually have rules they must follow. Sure, police brutality and corruption are very real and serious issues, but there's a reason why it makes the news when it happens, and that's because most cops try to follow the rules. Antifa are not bound by rules. If a cop beats a minority because they're racist, they at least have to come up with some kind of evidence of wrongdoing. Antifa's police force would just beat someone and justify it with "he had a MAGA hat" or some similar bullshit.

That is absolutely Phil’s motivation. He wants the right to beat people up without them being allowed to fight back, because he’s a coward who doesn’t know how to fight.

The great irony is that even if he did get his dream of Antifa taking over from the police, he’d never be part of the squad, due to being fat and dumb, and also calling himself “Crime Minister.”

 

[muh_moobs]

Phil reveals his location and this is the aftermath.
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Is that dirt on his fingers?
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Get your finger off the trigger, Phil. You'll hurt yourselph with your BB gun.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

The great irony is that even if he did get his dream of Antifa taking over from the police, he’d never be part of the squad, due to being fat and dumb, and also calling himself “Crime Minister.”

Fat, dumb, white as a sheet, hates black people and his life goal is to shoot people who can't fight back? He sounds a bit overqualified for the police.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Get your finger off the trigger, Phil. You'll hurt yourselph with your BB gun.

You’d think a firearms instructor like Phil would know about that basic aspect of firearm safety. Hmm.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Phil reveals his location and this is the aftermath.
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Is that dirt on his fingers?
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Yeah, you showed us all what kind of pussy you really are when you hid in a bathroom when you heard a proud boy was in the area. We certainly aren’t going to be afraid of you after that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, you showed us all what kind of pussy you really are when you hid in a bathroom when you heard a proud boy was in the area. We certainly aren’t going to be afraid of you after that.

He didn’t even do that. He called for help when other Antifags were bumming each other in the bathroom and pretending to be under siege. Phil maintains he saved lives, even though by the Antifags’ own admission, the alleged fascists were long gone by the time “backup” arrived.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Yeah, you showed us all what kind of pussy you really are when you hid in a bathroom when you heard a proud boy was in the area. We certainly aren’t going to be afraid of you after that.

Phil tries to simultaneously present himself as a strong independent woman who can kick the asses of ten men with her bare fists, like some sequence from a bad kung-fu movie, but also as a high-ranking Antifa who's so important to the organisation that he has hired goons making sure he doesn't get hurt.

 

[Coldgrip]

Phil tries to simultaneously present himself as a strong independent woman who can kick the asses of ten men with her bare fists, like some sequence from a bad kung-fu movie, but also as a high-ranking Antifa who's so important to the organisation that he has hired goons making sure he doesn't get hurt.

While also suffering from PTSD and constantly looking over his shoulder in fear of the big, bag Ku Klux Kiwis who'll black bag him the moment he closes his eyes.

 

[The Dude]

Phil tries to simultaneously present himself as a strong independent woman who can kick the asses of ten men with her bare fists, like some sequence from a bad kung-fu movie, but also as a high-ranking Antifa who's so important to the organisation that he has hired goons making sure he doesn't get hurt.

And also a terrified victim constantly fearing for his life.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil's gonna be in deep shit if antifa implements a must shower policy.

What about your playmate Phil? His mom must have been pissed.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But what if an urgent call to action comes in, Phil? While you’re putting your boots on, the Proud Boys are murdering every troon in Portland!

 

[Bogliacci]

Good thing they didnt forget to hang a consumer product poster on the wall in their anarcho communist ideolog militia barracks

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I don’t even shoot (my wrist is a laughable 6” around and would probably shatter), but isn’t Isaphil exhibiting pretty dire trigger discipline in most of these photos? :thunk:

 

[Positron]

But what if an urgent call to action comes in, Phil? While you’re putting your boots on, the Proud Boys are murdering every troon in Portland!

That's why Phil never takes his boots off.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil's gonna be in deep shit if antifa implements a must shower policy.
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Not that we didn't know this already but these stupid punks have no idea what anarchy is. They're already establishing laws, and a privileged class that doesn't have to obey them because they are violent, armed thugs oppressing everyone else.

Some "anarchists."

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I'm not sure if he's aware that cops actually have rules they must follow. Sure, police brutality and corruption are very real and serious issues, but there's a reason why it makes the news when it happens, and that's because most cops try to follow the rules. Antifa are not bound by rules. If a cop beats a minority because they're racist, they at least have to come up with some kind of evidence of wrongdoing. Antifa's police force would just beat someone and justify it with "he had a MAGA hat" or some similar bullshit.

He was a white male. He/she was cisgendered. She looked like a TERF. Her black complexion was not homogenous enough. We got an anonymous tip about terrorism/kiwi farmers/nazi's/rapegangs. Phil will have plenty of reason to curbstomp everyone.
I have a good idea though. Phil wants to be a respected man, that can beat up other people but not have them hit back. There is one such organisation that provides this: the mafia. Nobody can hit a made guy and they can dole out beatings and never get so much as a word said about it. So all Phil has to do, is get aquainted with mafia figures, make his bones, and that is it. He should try it, it can only end well.

I don’t even shoot (my wrist is a laughable 6” around and would probably shatter), but isn’t Isaphil exhibiting pretty dire trigger discipline in most of these photos? :thunk:

You can still shoot. Just skip .460XVR and stuff like that. Go for something light, like Bond. James Bond.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

It's an SCCY, and yeah, they're not great. I mean, they work, but they're not great quality. There are much better pistols out there for not much more money, especially if you shop around and wait for good deals to pop up.

What I find hilarious is that Phil believes a cheap little pocket pistol like the SCCY or a KelTec is a combat weapon that he could fight a civil war with. Pistols like those are best left as a holdout weapon. Something you keep as a backup if your main concealed carry pistol runs empty or gets taken away from you or malfunctions. They're only good out to a few yards because they have a short barrel and short sight radius, so they aren't very accurate. But they sure as hell aren't a combat duty pistol like an H&K, SIG, or GLOCK. And you don't fight any kind of war with a handgun, civil or otherwise. War fighting is what rifles are for. Most soldiers don't even carry a pistol. But of course, we've always known Phil is an idiot who knows sweet fuck-all about weaponry.



What's not to love? We're endearing rogues, a bunch of lovable scamps with hearts of gold. And we are powerful, compared to Phil at least.

A man who brags about having his gun permanently disambled is not somebody to turn to on any topic