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[HG 400]

You mean the Hindustanis?

 

[John Furrman]

If Connor lost 150lbs and moved more than the distance from his computer to the fridge, he could basically be JaceView attachment 14776

I wonder how long he had been on the Abilify. It really is a terrible medicine and it could explain a considerable fraction of his behavior. I am more surprised that he didn't try to kill himself while being prescribed it.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I wonder how long he had been on the Abilify. It really is a terrible medicine and it could explain a considerable fraction of his behavior. I am more surprised that he didn't try to kill himself on it.

Suicide would require actual effort.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I wonder what Connor thinks of the coloureds. Or for that matter how he feels living in the colonies.

 

[The Knife]

I wonder what Connor thinks of the coloureds. Or for that matter how he feels living in the colonies.

Just going by Redesigning Eva:

1) Black people, even when they earn positions of authority and trust, are semi-literate drug-dealers who speak with strong dialects and are interchangeable with monkeys.*
2) The Irish are alcoholics. It is rare to see them in fields that require higher education.
3) Latinos are involved in gang violence. Even when they live poverty comparable to white people of the same socioeconomic level, they are somehow worse.
4) Large urban areas are infested with the worst sort of crime. Even in the more upscale areas of large cities, you can still see prostitution practiced openly on the streets.


*No, I will not let the gorilla thing go until it's explained to my satisfaction.

 

[Smutley]

It never fails to amuse me that Connor uses tvtropes trope names on other sites, and even capitalizes them to draw attention to the fact.

Also, the Bret Ellis thing trips me out. There's no reason for Connor not to read him, it's right up his alley. Ellis only has a handful of books anyway- you can easily knock out his entire bibliography in a month.

I'm not sure why I didn't link it, but he's at least bought a Easton Ellis novel. But considering Connor has most likely never sat down to read a book that wasn't Stephen King or Michael Crichton... maybe we'll find out in some of the next updates!

Spoiler: Book Purchase

One month later...

 

[Xarpho]

Just going by Redesigning Eva:

1) Black people, even when they earn positions of authority and trust, are semi-literate drug-dealers who speak with strong dialects and are interchangeable with monkeys.*
2) The Irish are alcoholics. It is rare to see them in fields that require higher education.
3) Latinos are involved in gang violence. Even when they live poverty comparable to white people of the same socioeconomic level, they are somehow worse.
4) Large urban areas are infested with the worst sort of crime. Even in the more upscale areas of large cities, you can still see prostitution practiced openly on the streets.


*No, I will not let the gorilla thing go until it's explained to my satisfaction.

Up until maybe junior high, I had no idea about the urban middle class especially in LA (all very rich or very poor). In my defense, Google Maps didn't exist at the time, so my only source was movies.

Connor still hasn't yet grasped this fact, it seems.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

wowza Connor is basically the human embodiment of angst.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Just going by Redesigning Eva:

1) Black people, even when they earn positions of authority and trust, are semi-literate drug-dealers who speak with strong dialects and are interchangeable with monkeys.*
2) The Irish are alcoholics. It is rare to see them in fields that require higher education.
3) Latinos are involved in gang violence. Even when they live poverty comparable to white people of the same socioeconomic level, they are somehow worse.
4) Large urban areas are infested with the worst sort of crime. Even in the more upscale areas of large cities, you can still see prostitution practiced openly on the streets.


*No, I will not let the gorilla thing go until it's explained to my satisfaction.

So @Connor, what's up with all this racist ass shit?

 

[Le Bateleur]

You mean the Hindustanis?

I think he means Hindoos in general, and not just those who live in the Colonies.

 

[Jonzun]

This is a response to the "Having Children" thread in Deep Thoughts. As the points do not actually address the topic of having children, I decided to post my response here:

What concerns me about my generation is the aura of uncertainty.

There is no point worrying about uncertainty. Most aspects of our life are completely out of out control and unpredictable; no matter how much energy we waste believing that worrying will adequately prepare us for disaster, this will not in any way change the future.

Our future appears to be bleak, our culture is rotting from within, and day by day, empathy seems to be dying off in favor of selfishness, security and apathy.

I sympathise with your point about a large percentage of mass media presenting a false depiction of a healthy lifestyle involving deeply narcissistic attitudes, but to hold such negative assumptions on humanity based upon content manufactured by such a small minority of people means that your emotions are being controlled as much as anybody who unhealthily idolises popular culture. If you don't feel that this culture accurately reflects you as a person, immerse yourself in a culture you feel part of or create your own culture. Humanity is beautifully diverse and the best way to represent that is to embrace the positives rather than wallow in angst against the negatives.

The War on Terror, once considered a just and noble conflict that we could all support, has devolved into one giant clusterfuck of a shaggy dog story.

Firstly, The War On Terror is an extremely complex political umbrella term that from inception had it's critics; Noam Chomsky is one name that instantly springs to mind. I'm pretty sure that many would us would agree on finding the concept of armed conflict abhorrent and are deeply concerned with the humanitarian crises happening around the world, but again it is a sad truth that essentially we must to an extent accept. From a historical perspective we are living in the most peaceful time period humanity has ever experienced, mostly due to the necessity to practice capitalism which in turn embraces globalisation and cosmopolitanism (whether or not capitalism is a healthy or morally ethical ideology is another discussion entirely). Yes tragic and depressing things are happening at this very moment, but the wishing to practice an idealistic view of global peace has advanced us a hell of a way in comparison to the past.

One look at the highest grossing movies of recent years is enough to make one lament for the dearth of quality and originality in our culture.

The most popular opinion does not mean it reflects the majority of the population; the most prominent example of this is the usage of the first past the post electoral system in many countries. Another assumption made is that everybody who purchases a film does so because they believe the film is a deeply moving piece of art, which any screening of The Room will prove is not the case. People watch and consume media for a variety of reasons; for example I love wrestling because not only is it an incredibly physically demanding acting performance (of course it's fake but it's still bloody knackering) but I also find it hilariously bad. Just because I consume something does not mean that I think what I consumed is good, in fact sometimes I like to challenge my opinions by consuming things I don't necessarily agree with.

The Internet has lost much of its usefulness as a utility, becoming a haven for stupid memes and vice.

Quite the contrary; the technological advances in internet speed and storage has made the internet more powerful and useful as ever. I have access to the largest ever archive of arts, scientific writings and literature all available for free and ready for consumption in a manner of minutes. Technology does not dictate what you choose to consume, unless you allow it to.

To make a long story short and to be somewhat humorous, my generation would provide great backstory for a post-apocalyptic novel.

We are of an age where many life-threatening illnesses are manageable with continuous advancements in medicine thanks to the continued efforts of our generation. Our generation are those teaching children emotional and intellectual security instead of reliance on physical conflict to survive. Instead of fearing our neighbouring tribes will kill and eat us on a daily basis the most likely cause of death today is obesity, which for many of us is caused by our ability to feel safe sitting on our ass eating shit all day. Humanity is quite possibly the furthest away from post-apocalyptic we ever have and possibly ever could be.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

Can I third this? I've never made a flourless cake before!

Sorry, could I possibly get that recipe too?

http://m.allrecipes.com/recipe/52718/flourless-chocolate-cake-ii/ This is one of the more common ones.

 

[Coster]

This is a response to the "Having Children" thread in Deep Thoughts. As the points do not actually address the topic of having children, I decided to post my response here:



There is no point worrying about uncertainty. Most aspects of our life are completely out of out control and unpredictable; no matter how much energy we waste believing that worrying will adequately prepare us for disaster, this will not in any way change the future.



I sympathise with your point about a large percentage of mass media presenting a false depiction of a healthy lifestyle involving deeply narcissistic attitudes, but to hold such negative assumptions on humanity based upon content manufactured by such a small minority of people means that your emotions are being controlled as much as anybody who unhealthily idolises popular culture. If you don't feel that this culture accurately reflects you as a person, immerse yourself in a culture you feel part of or create your own culture. Humanity is beautifully diverse and the best way to represent that is to embrace the positives rather than wallow in angst against the negatives.



Firstly, The War On Terror is an extremely complex political umbrella term that from inception had it's critics; Noam Chomsky is one name that instantly springs to mind. I'm pretty sure that many would us would agree on finding the concept of armed conflict abhorrent and are deeply concerned with the humanitarian crises happening around the world, but again it is a sad truth that essentially we must to an extent accept. From a historical perspective we are living in the most peaceful time period humanity has ever experienced, mostly due to the necessity to practice capitalism which in turn embraces globalisation and cosmopolitanism (whether or not capitalism is a healthy or morally ethical ideology is another discussion entirely). Yes tragic and depressing things are happening at this very moment, but the wishing to practice an idealistic view of global peace has advanced us a hell of a way in comparison to the past.



The most popular opinion does not mean it reflects the majority of the population; the most prominent example of this is the usage of the first past the post electoral system in many countries. Another assumption made is that everybody who purchases a film does so because they believe the film is a deeply moving piece of art, which any screening of The Room will prove is not the case. People watch and consume media for a variety of reasons; for example I love wrestling because not only is it an incredibly physically demanding acting performance (of course it's fake but it's still bloody knackering) but I also find it hilariously bad. Just because I consume something does not mean that I think what I consumed is good, in fact sometimes I like to challenge my opinions by consuming things I don't necessarily agree with.



Quite the contrary; the technological advances in internet speed and storage has made the internet more powerful and useful as ever. I have access to the largest ever archive of arts, scientific writings and literature all available for free and ready for consumption in a manner of minutes. Technology does not dictate what you choose to consume, unless you allow it to.



We are of an age where many life-threatening illnesses are manageable with continuous advancements in medicine thanks to the continued efforts of our generation. Our generation are those teaching children emotional and intellectual security instead of reliance on physical conflict to survive. Instead of fearing our neighbouring tribes will kill and eat us on a daily basis the most likely cause of death today is obesity, which for many of us is caused by our ability to feel safe sitting on our ass eating shit all day. Humanity is quite possibly the furthest away from post-apocalyptic we ever have and possibly ever could be.

Everything in me wants Connor to respond to this post point by point just to see how he'd refute them. I know he won't, and that makes me sad.

 

[TM Ambrose]

One look at the highest grossing movies of recent years is enough to make one lament for the dearth of quality and originality in our culture.

What Connor means to say is: REDESIGNING EVA THE MOVIE!!!!

The Internet has lost much of its usefulness as a utility, becoming a haven for stupid memes and vice.

Connor has never actually applied any of the useful resources on the internet such as ncbi or any science site.

. Our future appears to be bleak, our culture is rotting from within, and day by day, empathy seems to be dying off in favor of selfishness, security and apathy.

Such Butthurt, much angst wow what do?

The War on Terror, once considered a just and noble conflict that we could all support, has devolved into one giant clusterfuck of a shaggy dog story.

Fuck off Nazi

o make a long story short and to be somewhat humorous, my generation would provide great backstory for a post-apocalyptic novel.

Fuck off Neo-Nazi.

You are not a deep thinker. You never have been, and probably never will be. Drop the fake intellectual crap and grow a pair.

 

[Smutley]

Part 14 of Wrong Planet is here, Connorites (Connorists? Hmm...)

Connor's "bitch of a mother" lies to him about the side effects of the medication he takes.

Spoiler

Connor comes in with some timeless advice.

Spoiler

Connor Bingo Players, place your tokens: "psychological drama", "dark satire", "morality... teeter(s) between black and gray", "nihilism", lack of understanding of subject, complaints of writers block

Spoiler

More Connor Bingo

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It's been said before that Connor's "outbursts" at school are him regularly acting like a petulant little bitch, so I love when he's incredibly vague and other spergs jump in to say "omg ur so rite dood!!!" without any kind of questioning him.

Spoiler

"Okay, so you know I hate adoption, but what if I wrote a story... about an adopted kid who finds his real birth parents?!"

Spoiler

[Broken youtube link to a Prince song]

I love how he'll join a thread to say random shit barely on topic. Also, spoiler dude: gay guys don't want you either because you're gross

Spoiler

Wow, Connor, you like reading Vonnegut!? You must be, like, so intellectual and deep! (I know this because he's used "so it goes", at random, in at least 10 different posts that I haven't referenced for being boring)

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Connor joins a thread to post some excellent advice

Spoiler

Lol, Connor thinks he's going to get married.

Spoiler

Connor, if you're still seeing your therapist, you need to actually listen to them instead of blowing them off because you're not working past your apparently completely crippling fear of "failure".

Spoiler

 

[FramerGirl420]

The way "Happy Endings" is nestled between "out-of-shape pornstars" and "defective sex toys from japan" makes me question which kind of 'happy ending' he's referring to.

 

[Cosmos]

So @Connor, what's up with all this racist ass shit?

Honestly, I get the impression that Connor is just sheltered and ignorant as opposed to being maliciously racist. He only knows minorities and other ethnicities by their stereotypes so that's how he portrays them. I'm not excusing his behavior, but I just think his racism comes from ignorance rather than hatred.

 

[harvey dirdban]

If you guys are avid Giftorcurse fans

Y'all should know me by now.

 

[Coster]

Red: lol okay
Blue: I have no idea why he's saying "again" if he's never had a job.

 

[Watcher]

*No, I will not let the gorilla thing go until it's explained to my satisfaction.

Did he really call black people gorillas?