Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[PT 940]

Would anyone be worried if Magi-Chan suddenly started tweeting derogatory things about Chris?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Would anyone be worried if Magi-Chan suddenly started tweeting derogatory things about Chris?

It would likely mean a new Idea Guy has arrived.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Yeah, I highly doubt she was sieg heil'ing Hitler or touching herself to Mengele. Remember she was kind of a sped back then also. Speds say and do exceptional shit. She probably just wanted to look edgy, and if what she told Chris is actually true and not just her being an edgelord, she thought the uniforms looked good (they did) and German soldiers were attractive (YMMV) that's not Nazi sympathy.

Best rebuttal to this is Germany wasnt exactly a good country even before the Third Reich. Part of how Hitler was able to seize power was because Deutschland was in horrific disrepair after WWI.

That's also not even mentioning after Nazi Germany, the country was in two different halves for several decades.

But your point stands.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I just can't figure out why Chris dropped his obsession with Funko Pops. They looked like they were gonna be his new Amiibo with his purchasing so many and even molding some to resemble him. I thought he would waste cash on multiple Sonic and Shadow and Silver and Amy pops to sell them as official Sonichu merch like he did the Amiibos.

Did the Idea Crew convince him they were evil, or something?

Autism.
Its common for people with burgers in the ass to go all-in with a weird obsession or obscure hobby for a day, a month, or decades, only to drop it apropos of nothing....

and begin another hobby equally odd

 

[The handsome tard]

It would likely mean a new Idea Guy has arrived.

"If you insult yourself, it will make the merge happen faster. God said so!"
Do you think Im reetarded?
"Magi-chan said so"
Hey everyone, I suck damn dirty dicks for breakfast and then take them by the ass for dinner!

Autism.
Its common for people with burgers in the ass to go all-in with a weird obsession or obscure hobby for a day, a month, or decades, only to drop it apropos of nothing....

and begin another hobby equally odd

Like being incredibly "religious", only following its teachings when its convenient, and then suddenly dropping it to believe in dimensional merges and divine OCs. Dont get me started on his "brand loyalty"

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jesus, that subreddit is creepy. I didn't think people would actually believe Chris' bullshit. Also, it seems Chris got active over at reddit again just to comment there.

It's blatant satire. Think of the "Sonichu Girls" forum or whatever the fuck it was, it was probably set up specifically to get Chris posting there so they could extract lulz from his wacky posts. It's a trolling tactic of olde.

Does Chris even know anything about the National Socialist German Workers Party (commonly known as Nazi party) besides that it ruled Germany from 1932-1945, and that Hitler was bad?

Megan was a Nazi sympathizer, and he is still keeping her in her head.

Megan had a fetish for a dominant man in uniform. She wasn't rocking the swastika armband and reciting the fourteen words when she was hanging around at the Game PLace.

Chris probably vaguely recalls some of what he was taught about the Nazi Party at school and knows nothing beyond that, except for pop culture references.

 

[Tikbalang]

I can only think "what if there's a trading card game about lolcows?"

I summon Chris Chan in defense mode and Yaniv on attack mode

You fell into my trap with Steve Shives' Block-bot and counterattack with my <Horrorcow> card

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm genuinely curious about how that documentary crew not only found Megan but convinced her to do an interview with them.

I mean, I kind of wish that the documentary wasn't cancelled just so we could see that interview footage.

Also, I can't tell if Chris still thinks Megan is the troll queen or if he really does want to reconcile with her.

Part of me thinks that a lot of his more relatively recent posts about Megan were related to the Idea Guys manipulating him. They wanted to send him to her house and he was actually going to do it.

Honestly, had Null and The Captain not told him about her owning a gun, it could've been a disaster for Chris. Even if she didn't actually own a gun, I'd imagine the scenario playing out like the Ohio trip, but ending with Chris getting arrested.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Chris cursing Megan and accusing her of being the mastermind of the trolling for several years and then suddenly dropped all that around late 2017-2018, close to the same time as the Idea Guys entering the picture?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I had the best dream about Chris Chan, I dreamed he was back to his original self and that he visited my house. He kissed me too! I woke up very happy! I wrote Chris Chan a letter, I hope he replies to me, I don't care about the negative stuff said about him, I still think he's hot and I'd still offer to be his girlfriend free boy. I drew some fan art of Chris and I together if anyone want to see it.

I think Sockness has the same ideas as you.

 

[The Pest]

How long will Chris be keeping up the Magi-chan rollplay? I assume that "Magi-chan" to want to return to his body soon, same goes to Chris. They cant just stay swapped forever... can they?

 

[WutangLee]

I had the best dream about Chris Chan, I dreamed he was back to his original self and that he visited my house. He kissed me too! I woke up very happy! I wrote Chris Chan a letter, I hope he replies to me, I don't care about the negative stuff said about him, I still think he's hot and I'd still offer to be his girlfriend free boy. I drew some fan art of Chris and I together if anyone want to see it.

lol, what a fag.

 

[PT 940]

A discussion on the Possie thread about the Chandler Christmas caused me to have a horrifying thought/question: Bob says nicely in response to Chris's letter that Chris will eventually find a girlfriend (I'm paraphrasing) and someone brought up about how Bob must have realized in that moment he wasn't going to have any grandkids from Chris. And this made me think how funny it would have been if Bob had mentioned grandkids on camera and Chris replied about Crystal and how she was destined to be born. What would Bob's reaction have been to that? Would he and Barb have even been happy if Chris had found a girl to have kids with?

 

[PL 001]

I'm thinking it would be funnier (in a horrifying way) to see Bob's reaction to a trooned out Chris calling a fat occultist autist in a Care Bear onesie sexy.

 

[mahou shoujo reject]

I wonder what would have happened to Chris if he was placed in those special Ed classes. I know sonichu was destined to happen but how differently would the CWC saga been. would it have even happen? I seriously think not being in those classes was the reason his life is so fucked up now.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

And the fanbase grows, what a glorious day it is!

Everyone who says that they want to sex Chris is lying or very stupid.

 

[Father Jack]

I had the best dream about Chris Chan, I dreamed he was back to his original self and that he visited my house. He kissed me too! I woke up very happy! I wrote Chris Chan a letter, I hope he replies to me, I don't care about the negative stuff said about him, I still think he's hot and I'd still offer to be his girlfriend free boy. I drew some fan art of Chris and I together if anyone want to see it.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I had the best dream about Chris Chan, I dreamed he was back to his original self and that he visited my house. He kissed me too! I woke up very happy! I wrote Chris Chan a letter, I hope he replies to me, I don't care about the negative stuff said about him, I still think he's hot and I'd still offer to be his girlfriend free boy. I drew some fan art of Chris and I together if anyone want to see it.

This is one of Sock's butt buddies, I believe. From their magical merge community.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I've passed all my exams in school, I've graduated at college, I've graduated at university, I have a job and I even would sleep with Chris Chan, if he wasn't a Tom Girl that is.
How can you say no to classic Chris? He's a hottie!
That dimensional merge stuff gives me a headache, I really don't understand it so I stay away from those people. If I wanted to hear endless nonsense, I would record myself when I'm sleeping, I say enough crazy stuff in my sleep!

What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, besides the glaring autism.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

I've passed all my exams in school, I've graduated at college, I've graduated at university, I have a job and I even would sleep with Chris Chan, if he wasn't a Tom Girl that is.

How can you say no to classic Chris? He's a hottie!
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That dimensional merge stuff gives me a headache, I really don't understand it so I stay away from those people. If I wanted to hear endless nonsense, I would record myself when I'm sleeping, I say enough crazy stuff in my sleep!

It's less like that you find him cute and more that you are obsessing over him like a preteen girl fawning over such and such boy band. You're crushing on someone who for all intents and purposes has no idea that you exist and knows nothing about you. Assuming that this is legit and not a troll, I would advise you to find a real life partner who can actually provide you with real affection.

PS: Chris is like a 2/10 pre tomgirl and a -1/10 post tomgirl. Do you have a fat fetish?

 

[Tikbalang]

During the all-star mass debating tape, at some point Magi-chan will comment on it "That is the best sex in my lifetime, MAGIBOND"