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This wouldn't benefit him with Lego, so Chris would have no reason to wear one.
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spylobster
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I don't mean give him it and he will start wearing it again and be waddling around town with a miniskirt and "the classic". I mean it in the sense that he can finally do requests to wear it in the autographs.
regularjohn
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Though I do see a point to it, would it really be worth the effort? Sure, right now, classic chris looks way better than current chris, but couldnt we just convince chris to just buy another ugly polo shirt from good will? im sure hed be up for it if you threw a couple bucks at him.
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Chris' reactions are fairly unpredictable.
If you sent him a "classic" shirt he might be outraged that you were not supporting his true and honest female soul by sending him the wrong type of clothes.
Or he might hit on you.
Either way I can't see how it is worth the $15 plus shipping.
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Since mentioning it in a recent thread I can't get over how much Chris would see himself as Jean Valjean (if he read classic lit or watched musicals or terrible Hollywood versions of musicals and knew who he was).
Similarities:
Both are unjustly condemned for acts committed out of self-preservation (JVJ steals bread to feed his starving family, Chris runs away from Snyder and maced a JERK),
Both are Christians and practicall messianic figures.
Both are endlessly hunted down by an enemy who completely misunderstands their character and refuses to see the good in them or leave them to live their lives in peace (Javert for JVJ, trolls and jerks for Chris)
Both have made mistakes but are good people.
Both are mayors.
Both have perfect dream daughters dropped into their laps whose names begin with C (Cosette for JVJ, Crystal for Chris).
Both of them are acquainted with a prostitute.
Both of them sing about their thoughts, hopes and dreams at length.
Both of them have the chance to kill their greatest enemy, but both forfeit the chance out of the goodness of their hearts and their enemy winds up being taken out by other means. Les Mis spoiler below:
Mary Lee Walsh is taken out when she's paralysed and thrown in jail.
Both of them spent a good 20 years of their lives bathing infrequently (JVJ because he's in a hard labor prison in pre-revolutionary France and Chris because).
Christian Weston Chandler IS Jean Valjean from his perspective.
Similarities:
Both are unjustly condemned for acts committed out of self-preservation (JVJ steals bread to feed his starving family, Chris runs away from Snyder and maced a JERK),
Both are Christians and practicall messianic figures.
Both are endlessly hunted down by an enemy who completely misunderstands their character and refuses to see the good in them or leave them to live their lives in peace (Javert for JVJ, trolls and jerks for Chris)
Both have made mistakes but are good people.
Both are mayors.
Both have perfect dream daughters dropped into their laps whose names begin with C (Cosette for JVJ, Crystal for Chris).
Both of them are acquainted with a prostitute.
Both of them sing about their thoughts, hopes and dreams at length.
Both of them have the chance to kill their greatest enemy, but both forfeit the chance out of the goodness of their hearts and their enemy winds up being taken out by other means. Les Mis spoiler below:
Javert kills himself when he realises the lawful thing isn't always the right thing and can't cope with it since it goes against everything he believes.
Both of them spent a good 20 years of their lives bathing infrequently (JVJ because he's in a hard labor prison in pre-revolutionary France and Chris because).
Christian Weston Chandler IS Jean Valjean from his perspective.
IanBrannanSOMETHING
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normankrasner
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I blocked him because he just added too many stupid comments to my stuff.
& yeah they had an autism board.
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I don't get this shit. Chris is a pathetic, moronic, idiot manchild and I thoroughly enjoy calling him such things from the safety of the internet. I find everything he does amusing and I have no problem with recent trolling schemes. But I don't hate him or wish him ill. Fuck, he'll do it himself. Like many of us, I am detached observer, enjoying the insanity. To take it so personal means you have no other life. Much like Chris.
boogerface
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I'm always a bit more annoyed that for all the shit Chris does, so many people either dislike him solely for being "racist/homophobic", or use it to justify anything and everything that happens to him. It reeks of false morality, and just shameful pandering.
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Agreed. Chris barely knows what "homophobic" or "SJW" means. Hell, he barely knows what "transgender" and "cross-dresser" mean. To apply such things to him and expect that he knows what they are is naive. He's incapable of expressing himself in terms most people can understand. To apply dumbass SJW logic to this is overestimating his mental awareness.
Edit: Colin chats. "Colin" played a normal, adjusted human very well, I think. That's how most people would react to Chris's peculiar brand of bullshit.
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People like that think the Bluespike trolling was the height of sagas and that it's still 2009, where alogging was cool.
They don't understand that the best Chris trolling is the trolling Chris inflicts upon himself, and they never will.
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I had a thought about Sandy calling Simonla a "cinderblock." That's long been one of the more baffling statements in a Sonichu comic (which is saying something) but I have a shot-in-the-dark guess that Chris INTENDED to say "brick house." As in, a tough but attractive woman. Given Chris's notoriously poor English, this somehow got mangled into "cinderblock."
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Seems like it could of been some ween trying to brown-nose.
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When a person trying to validate its quality of character and value as a human being has to resort to Chris as a negative example that's more than enough proof they are actually worse than Chris. Being such an overly aggressive douche is just icing on the cake.
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I think most people believe that Chris is far more aware of himself than he really is.
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Well, it depends. Is his admission of being a lonely loser self-awareness or a plea for pity/attempt a manipulation?
He's aware he's lonely and alone but is also certain that's the trolls and jerks at work. He has moments of self awareness and heavy denial.
Atlas 95
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Moments is the word, they rarely last more than a minute. Chris has had a few brushes with introspection but it never sticks and he always turns it around to blaming the villain of the hour. Remember the Greene County Conspiracy video? He almost admitted he caused most of his own problems, but then he started to spell out his frankly bizarre conspiracy that stretched back to his primary school.
It's this, and always has been and will be this. Every time Chris whines about something in his life not being quite perfect he honestly expects the entire world to just drop everything and fix whatever the problem is because he's a precious little autistic baby.
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