Containment What If?

What if Chris avoided going to jail and instead found a career as a modern, surrealist artist, now that his art seems to be taking a different direction?

Chris, exposing his last masterpiece on a gallery: "Mmmh so this... um... this represents those dang trolls giving Me a Hard Time during my fantasti... during my amazing Love Quest. So, yeah..."

Crowd of pretentious artist wannabes: *Claps and comments on how geinous his work and his analogies are*

EDIT: I'm sorry for responding to my own What if. It won't happen again :(
 
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Mick92 said:
What if Chris avoided going to jail and instead found a career as a modern, surrealist artist, now that his art seems to be taking a different direction?
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It'd only be a matter of time until he did something even dumber and more illegal to top the Gamestop assault so he would inevitably end up in jail even if he avoided it this time.
 
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normankrasner said:
what if Chris ran for a seat on the Greene county school board?
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I'd love to watch this. Bad campaigns are hysterical to me, so Chris running for something could be golden. Unfortunately, he's need someone to fill out all of the paperwork (filing, finance reports, etc) since doing it himself would give him stress.
 
Picklechu said:
I'd love to watch this. Bad campaigns are hysterical to me, so Chris running for something could be golden. Unfortunately, he's need someone to fill out all of the paperwork (filing, finance reports, etc) do fucking everything and freely pass along credit since doing it himself would give him stress.
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FTFY
 
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