Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
All I'm going to say is that if you go into the "Like if you read" tag on Tumblr, be prepared for a cacophony of whining, drama, hysterical screaming, death threats, and a surprisingly large number of TF2-kintypes.

I'd offer quotes, but damn if I want to bring the wrath of a bunch of 12-year-olds into my life.
 
I thought the blackout blog would ask for a password to bypass and see her layout? Right now I'm seeing "Not found". Now I have to wait mere minutes before we find her new url!

Vade is easily one of the most self-centered people I have seen on the internet. I mean, everything just HAS to be about them.
Vade is just mimicking what a lot of people on popular websites do (LJ was just as bad, and I'm sure Myspace was but I never used that one).

They get themselves an audience and the imaginary power goes to their head. Have a headache and no one in real life really seems to care beyond a "Here's an aspirin, hope you feel better" type thing? Well just make a blog post and you'll have your minions fall over themselves with worry.

Someone told you your joke wasn't funny? Well excuuuuuse me, mister/miss/snowflakekin, I'll have you know that dozens of people actually love my quirky sense of humour, on the internet.

Like all people, their true colours show up swiftly and soon enough people are paying attention to them for all the wrong reasons and then some. They might have a few supporters left, but it's not enough to satisfy them. So they make whiny posts and bemoan their fate. They need their asspats. They need to know that there everyone who is paying attention because they care, even if it's not true. They'll fake a lot of stories about how awful their life is just so maybe some of those anti-fans will swing to their side. "Woe is me, I have cancer" When called out... "No wait, false alarm it was a stomachache."

Vade is desperate for the adoration she believes she's entitled to and she won't accept that she's caused her own suffering and there's no one else to blame. If you try to tell her she's egotistical she'll just straight up ignore the message. If you offer her solutions to her problems that involves her actively trying to improve herself or her situations she'll lash out you for not letting her be who she is.

If Vade never wakes up to her own situation she will just continue down the rabbit hole while her audience laughs away. If she does...well, we just move onto the next lolcow.
 
I thought the blackout blog would ask for a password to bypass and see her layout? Right now I'm seeing "Not found". Now I have to wait mere minutes before we find her new url!

That's putting a password onto your blog, you can actually install a theme that mimics a removed blog. I'm sure they have a newer version of it but this is the one I reblogged a while ago:
cuVfYag.png
 
Wonder what will happen first, someone leaking the URL or someone here stumbling across it because Vade can't stop whining about the same things and people.
 
I'm kinda sad that I can't look the new url up now. Usually it takes me less than 30 minutes. But alas, I am at work and the Fuhrer is watching us closely
I don't think she changed URL' s I checked this morning and it's still just blacked out. My theory is that all of her cries for people to ask for her new URL went largely unanswered. She knows if she jumps blogs she's going to loose most of her minions and she just can't do it because that would mean facing that fact.
 
I don't think she changed URL' s I checked this morning and it's still just blacked out. My theory is that all of her cries for people to ask for her new URL went largely unanswered. She knows if she jumps blogs she's going to loose most of her minions and she just can't do it because that would mean facing that fact.

are you possibly implying that alyssa has the capacity to think? oh wait, of course, its based around her.

i can tell you this however, the blog "ringabelkin" was updated about an hour ago, so it seems that alyssa's minions arent responding, or shes just gonna return to her blog in a few more hours. like, always.
 
Yo, one of Vade's asskissers, that autisticmephistopheles person is now claiming to be Bomberman, Dante from Devil May Cry, and Xibalba from The Book of Life. Not only that but they have gone full-on genderspecial too (and yeah, with that one of their "preferred pronouns" is "it" pronouns having their "gender" as "oceangender" (and are claiming to be oceankin) as well. Seriously, just look at their kintypes page. It's fucking hilarious!
 
Some news.

According to communiques we've intercepted with KiwiBigJ, this is, essentially, a :ruse:.

Vade's essentially floating this is a trial program. It's meant to flag down who her remaining allies are, based on who responds to the asks. She's likely to move eventually, but seriously - she's put up "ask me for new URL" 29 times and counting since this mess began. In less than a day and a half. If this isn't the worst attention whoring she's done since this began, I don't know what is.

TL;DR: :story:
 
Back