Kiwi Farms interview with the "journalist" who interviewed Jace

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blackie toy said:
Reuben G. Baron's ouevre, dubbed Book Girl is an unfortunate attempt to take his own wishes of standing out and place them on the back of a painfully-written awkward bookish woman. The writing is poor at best, and the cinematography—and I am using that word charitably—is hackish. The cast does its best to perform this kafkaesque work, but it categorically fails to deliver. While we hardly expect quality in submissions to the NY International Children's Film Fest these days, Baron's work is a cut below even that sad standard.
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Oh, Book Girl was pretty crap, I'll admit that. It also had a disastrous production. My next film's actually inspired by the disasters I encountered there.

For those asking about the stutter, I used to stutter all the time, but I've gotten better about it. That interview was just really frustrating and stressful so I couldn't use my coping strategies really.
 
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Hunter S. Tutter said:
Oh, Book Girl was pretty crap, I'll admit that. It also had a disastrous production. My next film's actually inspired by the disasters I encountered there.
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Oh great, a meta-film. Real original. Are you going to do a movie with a main character who has amnesia next?

Please, for the love of god, Reuben, stay away from cameras and lenses. You do not know how they work. When you make bad movies, you are taking good, harmless light and turning it into something ugly that inflicts itself on people for generations to come.
 
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blackie toy said:
Reuben G. Baron's ouevre, dubbed Book Girl is an unfortunate attempt to take his own wishes of standing out and place them on the back of a painfully-written awkward bookish woman.
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So, Redesigning Eva: The Motion Picture?
Hunter S. Tutter said:
For those asking about the stutter, I used to stutter all the time, but I've gotten better about it.
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Bigger than previously photographed and no longer bent.

You see these confusing references, Reuben G. Baron? They're all excuses we've heard before, from people funnier than you.
 
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hemolyzer said:
Reuben G. Baron raped and killed a trans woman in suburban Boston back in 2006
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It is COMPLETELY FALSE that Reuben G. Baron of Boston, MA brutally raped, murdered, dismembered, and then re-raped a transexual prostitute in 2006 while the two were engaged in a four day meth binge. This malicious rumor needs to stop now.
 
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Funny, the director he's talking about self produced his first film.
 
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Bard College student Reuben G. Baron of Boston, MA looks after number one - himself, Reuben G. Baron a bisexual stuttering otherkin GamerGate journalist who may or may not have raped, drugged, tortured, sodomised, flayed, then again raped a transexual prostitute before dismembering and disposing of the body in a local lake.
 
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