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Can't believe that his pay-piggies stepped up for "Man Of Medan", instead of his chill-a-thon yesterday. Already raked in more money and he's still planning to go on for another hour or two.

I'm not even getting my hopes up that this is a charge-back or anything. This narcissistic motherfucker is here to stay, and he will for another 10 years. Faith in humanity is officially lost.
 
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Watching Phil play this is mind numbing. He gets a vision of one of his characters being stabbed. He plays as a character he knows is hallucinating, character gets attacked, Phil stabs the attacker. Later he sees one of his characters has been stabbed. Starts going on about "Huh? what happened? how did they die? did they get stabbed? dude how did they get stabbed"

I fucking wonder how.
 
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SowonNation said:
Can't believe that his pay-piggies stepped up for "Man Of Medan", instead of his chill-a-thon yesterday. Already raked in more money and he's still planning to go on for another hour or two.

I'm not even getting my hopes up that this is a charge-back or anything. This narcissistic motherfucker is here to stay, and he will for another 10 years. Faith in humanity is officially lost
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I'm like 99% sure that was heaving_earth, just like when he dumped $250+ in tips during an SF stream at the beginning of the month. My working theory is that heaving_earth is a drunk, much like thatanonymouse and that bigboydumper dipshit, who shows up to streams blitzed on occasion and chucks money at Phil with "hilarious" messages. I can't prove it, obviously, but I'm going to go back and read the messages from the two tips (at least) that heaving_earth did (as h_earth) and compare with that burnelli one.

Just go look at his messages from today. Tons of all-caps and just general dipshittery. Also, no surprise, a complete lack of self-awareness:

[2019-08-30 11:55:35 UTC] heaving_earth: WOW AsmonGUMS still has 30,000+ viewers on his stream at 7 fucking AM (CST). who are these little chode lickers that have their entire face region firmly affixed to AsmonGUMS buttocks
[2019-08-30 11:56:03 UTC] heaving_earth: d00d, i'm gonna OUT MOUNT YOU!
[2019-08-30 11:56:17 UTC] heaving_earth: "this is a mount off"
[2019-08-30 11:57:16 UTC] heaving_earth: i need alcohol just to cope with the fact that there are groups of moronic children who worship that asshat, and his Dr.Disrespect LITE (tm) online persona
[2019-08-30 11:58:13 UTC] heaving_earth: that kid has net worth in excess of a million dollars. like neighborhood of 2-3mil. And I think that's just a conservative estimation from a while ago.

At least Asmongold is funny sometimes (on purpose).

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Apologies for the double post, but:

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I'm like 99% sure that was heaving_earth, just like when he dumped $250+ in tips during an SF stream at the beginning of the month. My working theory is that heaving_earth is a drunk, much like thatanonymouse and that bigboydumper dipshit, who shows up to streams blitzed on occasion and chucks money at Phil with "hilarious" messages. I can't prove it, obviously, but I'm going to go back and read the messages from the two tips (at least) that heaving_earth did (as h_earth) and compare with that burnelli one.
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The past week:
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Today's $100 tip:
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His immediate reaction:
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Oh, it's him alright.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
One of the things that always bothers me about Phil is how he'll reference something extremely famous and then follow it up with "I wonder who'll get that reference".

He just did it with the tunnel ride speech from Willy Wonka. Like one of the most famous scenes in movie history, how obscure of you.
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I think Phil is well aware that his audience consists mostly of 12-16 year olds who have probably never even seen Willy Wonka or most of the other older movies and songs and TV shows he references.
 
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actually said:
[2019-08-30 11:57:16 UTC] heaving_earth: i need alcohol just to cope with the fact that there are groups of moronic children who worship that asshat, and his Dr.Disrespect LITE (tm) online persona
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Not trying to white-knight for Asmon here or anything, but what the fuck kind of observation is that?
Asmongold is nothing like DrDisrespect. Not even close. Asmon is your stereotypical redneck who can't cope with his thinning hairline. And it's just as you pointed out - he is indeed funny at times, and some of his opinions especially when it comes to WoW and Blizzard in general aren't too bad either.

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y'all better not tell Phil that one of his paypigs has gone astray. I chuckled when I saw his name popping up tbh. :cunningpepe:
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
I think Phil is well aware that his audience consists mostly of 12-16 year olds who have probably never even seen Willy Wonka or most of the other older movies and songs and TV shows he references.
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Many moons ago and long before Big Daddy Twitch took over as Phil's pimp he would occasionaly exhibit a pinch more than a passing interest in his youtube statistics and would reveal throughout general rambling sessions the resulting read out on the geographical hotspots and average age of his viewerbase. I recall he was surprised by two things.. one being that a large volume of his viewers were located in Europe (something he continues to neglect to this day through the autistic schedule) and the other being that the average age of his fans rounded out to 21 years old. At a guess I would say this was perhaps around 2013.

I would say you got the age range about right.. it's just that they share the same cursed blood as Papa Pigroach and as a result while their bodies age normally (rapidly in Phil's case) they remain mentally and emotionally stunted to the point where the casual observer could be convinced that they are in fact a bunch of 12 year olds. Sadly I would guess most genuine fans are a fair bit older.. and that's really part of what little appeal he has left is all about; he mirrors them and adjusts the victim/success dial accordingly to be just like them and far beyond them as and when it suits the narrative. These days it's more videogame pariah but he can still rub it in their faces that he's got a soulmate AND a cat living with him. Suffering and in need of endless "support" but still winning!
 
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How is he not playing Astral Chain? Is this guy serious? He plays two very slow thrillers in one day instead of the top rated release of the month (it's reviewing better than Three Houses, which he also skipped if I'm not mistaken).

. . .the guy has ZERO fucking business sense, it's staggering.
 
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