DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kermit the Frog]

Super toxic and super delusional today.

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Phil has such a really odd way with words. Weirdly obsessed with maintaining control over every facet of his chat, shows what a fucking nut he is. I like to imagine that Stalin said something like this as he ordered the collectivization of the farms. The logic is about the same, too.
"Dood, these fucking farms (memes) are causing me problems, I'll just take ownership of them myself so they become part of my communist vision (content) willingly. Oh, and fuck all the farmers (trolls) who resist me, they won't be released from the gulags (unbanned from the chat)."

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This dying ghoul of a pigroach claims he could put up a decent fight with Mike Tyson, beat up 27 year old Phil and knock out any detractor who tries to confront him. Get the fuck out of here. That hairline, though... good god how can he possibly say he isn't going bald, or worse yet, that Kat likes it? One side of his hair is clearly more balding than the other and he has the grand canyon parting right on the top of his head. It's almost like Phil waddles into the hairdresser's and says "I'll take my usual JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP haircut." Shave that shit off already, you're fooling nobody. Same with the patchy goatee, shave it off. And most importantly, seek sunlight so you look less like a pale, subterranean creature. The way he looks now compared to 10 years ago, I shudder to think what he'll look like 10 years from now.

 

[Salubrious]

Not to mention if he really, REALLY need the money, he would do anything to spend less... unless you need to stand up from the couch ofcourse.

If he REALLY needed the money, he would just play 2018 games again and not waste money buying new games.

Think about this: God of War was his #1 game of the year last year, and he liked it so much he will never ever play it again.

 

[Wing Zero]

If he REALLY needed the money, he would just play 2018 games again and not waste money buying new games.

Think about this: God of War was his #1 game of the year last year, and he liked it so much he will never ever play it again.

God of War was a failure for him though. The idiot sheep out there didn't watch and "interact" with his stream first to get Phil's permission to buy the game.

(and no, for those unfamiliar i'm not joking.)

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

To anybody lurking on the Farms and donating money to troll him: stop. Just fucking stop. You're just embarrassing yourself at this point and you're not fucking funny. You're fucking exceptional and deserve to be in the wheelchair gang.

For me everyone that gives Phil money to troll him is part of his gang of wheelchair symbols, even if it's just 1$.
The detractors don't help with the cheeky "Don't tip him" if they praise the idiot that later troll tips with a joke or gets Phil to say their name.
At the end of the month all the troll tips add up, more so at the end of the year.
Even the guy that *maybe* trolled him with the Sega Mini achieved fuck all as Phil used the troll to beg, fish for sympathy points and got that Sega Mini from someone else anyway.

I'm quite sure the console wasn't bought from Jeffrey or Rob, so if someone has a clue I would like to hear it, just to add more paypigs to the list of wheelchairs symbols that are beyond redemption.

 

[Pargon]

I'm quite sure the console wasn't bought from Jeffrey or Rob, so if someone has a clue I would like to hear it, just to add more people to the list of wheelchairs symbols that are beyond redemption.

At this point I wouldn't be shocked to find out he bought it himself to save face.

 

[tzgnilki]

At this point there really is no reason to do it other than laziness. Day 1 views are a thing of the past. Hell multiple times this year he hasn't started games on release day. Stop by the store, should be really easy since you're probably already at the mall, return your finished games, and buy your new ones. Keep ones you think you could cash in on dlc or give them to Kat so you aren't buying 2 copies of the same game in the same house. Eh whatever, just talking to a brick wall at this point.

90% of his games now are probably digital

 

[Very Honest Content]

I'm quite sure the console wasn't bought from Jeffrey or Rob, so if someone has a clue I would like to hear it, just to add more paypigs to the list of wheelchairs symbols that are beyond redemption.

timboslicegb brought it up to Phil about getting it for him both pre-cancelation after announce and I want to say after the cancellation was discussed but I'm best guessing so I might be pointing you in the wrong direction unintentionally...however;

Spoiler: Get hyped for 80's/90's retro Sega

"[2019-05-16 17:29:58 UTC] timboslicegb: @darksydephil plz tell me you are going to buy sega classic thing has a beast line up"
"[2019-06-12 03:58:21 UTC] timboslicegb: @darksydephil will you get sega classic thing has 32 games great line up"
"[2019-07-02 02:18:37 UTC] timboslicegb: @darksydephil if someone donates the sega classic system would you play it"
"[2019-07-15 03:02:24 UTC] timboslicegb: cheer50 sega mini has the most games out of all the mini systems i ddi not own others but this one i had to. and yes it does have sonic spin ball and also all the disney micky mouse games"
"[2019-07-15 03:08:34 UTC] timboslicegb: @darksydephil dude im so excited for you to play sega mini so many great games alot of people forgot about"
"[2019-08-15 02:09:45 UTC] timboslicegb: @darksydephil alolt of great reviews coming out regarding sega mini people saying its not dog poop like ps classic was and works great"

and then;

Spoiler: Dang dirty trolls getting in the way of Honest and True Sega fans

"[2019-08-28 20:20:55 UTC] timboslicegb: @darksydephil can you out Sega classic back on wosh list
[2019-08-28 20:21:56 UTC] timboslicegb: @darksydephil can you plz put sega classic back onto wish list so someone can order it"

No clue if that's an established alt of a more infamous chat sperg though?

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Phil has such a really odd way with words. Weirdly obsessed with maintaining control over every facet of his chat, shows what a fucking nut he is. I like to imagine that Stalin said something like this as he ordered the collectivization of the farms. The logic is about the same, too.
"Dood, these fucking farms (memes) are causing me problems, I'll just take ownership of them myself so they become part of my communist vision (content) willingly. Oh, and fuck all the farmers (trolls) who resist me, they won't be released from the gulags (unbanned from the chat)."


This dying ghoul of a pigroach claims he could put up a decent fight with Mike Tyson, beat up 27 year old Phil and knock out any detractor who tries to confront him. Get the fuck out of here. That hairline, though... good god how can he possibly say he isn't going bald, or worse yet, that Kat likes it? One side of his hair is clearly more balding than the other and he has the grand canyon parting right on the top of his head. It's almost like Phil waddles into the hairdresser's and says "I'll take my usual JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP haircut." Shave that shit off already, you're fooling nobody. Same with the patchy goatee, shave it off. And most importantly, seek sunlight so you look less like a pale, subterranean creature. The way he looks now compared to 10 years ago, I shudder to think what he'll look like 10 years from now.

 

[MyDadIsTheBTK]

Saw these on Twitter.

DSP loses a $200 Marvel vs Capcom 2 money match at East Coast Championship 9 (2004) and throws the money at the person

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909188896972800

Losing a different $200 money match

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909604858683392

Winning a $10 money match and talking trash

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909780600004608

At that ECC he also lost $200 to Mixup.

This must have been post I'm so ripped from the gym phase.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Saw these on Twitter.

DSP loses a $200 Marvel vs Capcom 2 money match at East Coast Championship 9 (2004) and throws the money at the person

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909188896972800

Losing a different $200 money match

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909604858683392

Winning a $10 money match and talking trash

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909780600004608

At that ECC he also lost $200 to Mixup.

This must have been post I'm so ripped from the gym phase.

Oh man, this is an amazing find. I just wish the matches were uploaded just to see how badly he played (and him getting smoked). The body language is so telling when he loses it reeks of "I reject this." Without any honor in defeat. When he wins $10 he thinks he's the greatest. Then reality takes his ass down several pegs. It's glorious.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Saw these on Twitter.

DSP loses a $200 Marvel vs Capcom 2 money match at East Coast Championship 9 (2004) and throws the money at the person

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909188896972800

Losing a different $200 money match

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909604858683392

Winning a $10 money match and talking trash

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909780600004608

At that ECC he also lost $200 to Mixup.

This must have been post I'm so ripped from the gym phase.

At first I thought this was just a repost of some public money-matches Phil lost on camera, like the one where he loses in front of Leanna. But I'd never seen these...

"GAME PHIL! FLORIDA!"

"GAME PHIL! FLORIDA!"

Damn. That's spicy. So, if I follow this narrative correctly, Philly won $10, talked shit and ended up losing betwen $400 and $600. I feel like he walked into the FGC version of a truck stop shell game con.

 

[Reaper1612]

Oh man, this is an amazing find. I just wish the matches were uploaded just to see how badly he played (and him getting smoked). The body language is so telling when he loses it reeks of "I reject this." Without any honor in defeat. When he wins $10 he thinks he's the greatest. Then reality takes his ass down several pegs. It's glorious.

Well someone did uploaded it to YouTube a while back.

Marvel vs Capcom 2 DSP vs Mixup FT10 $200 money match

Taking a break from Melee and still keeping with the theme of going back to the past this time with the FGC community. I remember this match after typical DS...

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Here it is with commentary

MvC2 Commentary # 4: Mixup vs DSP $200 MM (2004)

Footage recorded by Preppy.

youtu.be

 

[BrunoMattei]

Well someone did uploaded it to YouTube a while back.

Marvel vs Capcom 2 DSP vs Mixup FT10 $200 money match

Taking a break from Melee and still keeping with the theme of going back to the past this time with the FGC community. I remember this match after typical DS...

youtu.be

Here it is with commentary

MvC2 Commentary # 4: Mixup vs DSP $200 MM (2004)

Footage recorded by Preppy.

youtu.be

I know the Mixup match I was talking about the other one (or two?) where he paid $200 not unless all of it was from the Mixup match.

 

[TheGoutinator]

PlanetJeff when Phil announces the next Begathon.

 

[JackDavis]

PlanetJeff when Phil announces the next Begathon.
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It's way more pathetic than that. PlanetJeff gives 5x as much away without shaking his head.

 

[Pargon]

Thank God streaming came along, eh? Now every mediocre unfunny motherfucker can make a comfortable living doing what was once a fun hobby and is now on a trajectory to being the next over-commercialized hype ouroboros with an entire industry of people who neither make nor play games involved in it.

I can't wait for five years from now when top streamers have agents and handlers and shit because then hopefully we'll only be two more years away from the bubble bursting and people starting to throw themselves out of tenth-story windows.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Like clockwork, D$P was a good 7mins late to start his 10:15PT stream. He is, however unusually chatty, typing post after post into the chat.

 

[King of Gout]

"Pay me 2k dollars to show my cat, dood!"

 

[JMR]

Saw these on Twitter.

DSP loses a $200 Marvel vs Capcom 2 money match at East Coast Championship 9 (2004) and throws the money at the person

https://twitter.com/AbnormallyDist/status/1166909188896972800

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That's not too bad. I thought it would be a Mayweather-like display, like throwing money in his face or sth. It's fine: person is salty after losing bet and flips winner his winnings/tosses it on the table. And Phil shook hands afterwards, though he's shaking his head in disbelief. I think he tells the other guy "Nice game" then says to himself "I can't believe this"


EDIT:



It's Blaziniflo (link to Preppy's archive). THere's a video on YouTube that shows the end of another set between them, but it must be a bit later as he (Blaziniflo) looks heavier. THe vid says it's for $500 and he beats Phil, 10-9. It's right down to their last characters. They seem friendly, or at least cordial.

Blaziniflo vs. DSP for $500 in MvC2

 

[Raven'sChild]

D$P has either been coached or has watched some vids of people reacting to horror games. As never before, he's 'reacting' to jumpscares. I say 'reacting' as it it more hearing the sound queue and then bouncing back while exclaiming. I find this new behavior fascinating. One can only imagine the heights to which he will take this new found acting during the 2nd stream where he will play a horror game for the first time with the lights dimmed....
Edit:
D$P, in typical fashion vomited his of slew of inane jokes. This time peppering them in among his 'reactions' to the audio jumpscare queues. While one can in fact teach an old dog new tricks, it is difficult for that dog to forget old habits.
Another Edit: D$P paused the game to speak at length about his ideas and theories about the game. Nothing cements immersion in a horror game like pausing it to look at the facecam and extemporize on and over explain things.