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JimiHendrix said:
Watching Phil play this is mind numbing. He gets a vision of one of his characters being stabbed. He plays as a character he knows is hallucinating, character gets attacked, Phil stabs the attacker. Later he sees one of his characters has been stabbed. Starts going on about "Huh? what happened? how did they die? did they get stabbed? dude how did they get stabbed"

I fucking wonder how.
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His short-term memory is non-existent. I'm sure you've seen the many GTA TIHYDP's; getting instructions and either not following them or almost immediately forgetting them.
 
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heaving_earth also did a $50 tip. For those keeping track at home, that's at least $180 in tips and $70 in cheers. Seems pretty clear that this dipshit got paid today and is immediately dumping his money. Kinda hope his car breaks down.
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No worries, he'll most likely be living inside his car if he keeps wasting his paycheck down the bottomless abyss.
 
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heaving_earth also spent a decent amount of time trolling BadBunny's chat with dsp emotes, so I think he's just a fucking moron who thinks he's really sticking it to the haters.
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bearsintrees said:
heaving_earth also spent a decent amount of time trolling BadBunny's chat with dsp emotes, so I think he's just a fucking moron who thinks he's really sticking it to the haters.
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Imagine white knighting for a 37 year old guy on the internet. My sides are in orbit.
 
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With the lights off might we expect another goofy rigged "JASPER JUST DID THAT!" scare moment he's set up because this is the avenue he thinks he should take to create further awesum interaction with J2K for the dear viewers? He's frothing at the mouth to force-feed them some cat memes afterall.
 
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Is Jasper the only being Phil has a speaking relationship with? I mean, I see preferring your cat to most people, but...I've never watched Phil and Jasper on stream before and this is disturbing, especially since he seems to get more emotional sustenance from the cat than from muh wife.
 
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He's going to start stream tomorrow blaming his chat for making him go blind from squinting so hard at the bright tv in the dark.
 
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How is he not playing Astral Chain? Is this guy serious? He plays two very slow thrillers in one day instead of the top rated release of the month (it's reviewing better than Three Houses, which he also skipped if I'm not mistaken).

. . .the guy has ZERO fucking business sense, it's staggering.
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I can explain to you why in just one word.

Nintendo.
 
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Skyclaw said:
I can explain to you why in just one word.

Nintendo.
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Yep. He will play them when they get remastered or something in 10 years. Imagine being a streamer who begs for money daily and playing the terrible selection of games he has over the last few months when shit like FE and Astral Chain is getting tons of viewers & mainstream praise but he goes with a shitty FF9 remaster and a bunch of other bullshit games no one wanted including multiple $60 games which no one watched. He would've made serious bank on FE by shilling for tip and cheer wars for recruitment, story choices etc.

This is why I refuse to buy that he is in sort of serious debt because he openly makes choices that result in less money constantly. He could put stuff he needs to improve his stream quality on his wish list... nope just digital game cards or shit like the Genesis mini. Throw a webcam or two so he can setup a cat cam? nope just send him some game cards. He could easily setup a scratch post with a cat cam and have that on screen during chill streams and seriously make Jasper his mascot which many other streamers do and make legit money off of. Text to speech donations are super safe and easy to filter now and he could even set it up so he doesn't actually hear them just sees the text like he does now... nope just gonna pause the stream to read it out loud.

It's been talked about to death but seriously he throws away so much money for someone in such a lucky position that I just can't believe he doesn't just put all this money into a nest egg.
 
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Fuckoffdad said:
With the lights off might we expect another goofy rigged "JASPER JUST DID THAT!" scare moment he's set up because this is the avenue he thinks he should take to create further awesum interaction with J2K for the dear viewers? He's frothing at the mouth to force-feed them some cat memes afterall.
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He has to get "Jumpscare Jasper" over in time for the Halloween Teespring line. Hopefully Jasper puts in the effort and somebody else makes the template or all of Phil's hard work will go to waste.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
This is why I refuse to buy that he is in sort of serious debt because he openly makes choices that result in less money constantly.
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Blair Witch was free with the XBox Game Pass, which someone allegedly gave Phil 3 months of. So, the game was free. And he got like $150-$200 (mostly from heaving_earth) in 2 hours tonight. He makes choices that should result in making less money, but because he has a tard army ready to hand him their paychecks, it doesn't. He got just shy of ~$500 today between cheers, tips, and subs, and approximately half of that was from heaving_earth alone.
 
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Blair Witch was free with the XBox Game Pass, which someone allegedly gave Phil 3 months of. So, the game was free. And he got like $150-$200 (mostly from heaving_earth) in 2 hours tonight. He makes choices that should result in making less money, but because he has a tard army ready to hand him their paychecks, it doesn't. He got just shy of ~$500 today between cheers, tips, and subs, and approximately half of that was from heaving_earth alone.
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In this case sure but overall he has many streams that are just duds even with the whales saving him on some streams. Nothing wrong with the Blair Witch stream today it makes sense to do it because game pass is a good deal and horror games generally need to be played when they are new to get the most viewership. If he was smart he would've been playing this game at midnight with a flash light shining on himself just like in the movie.

Just over the last few months he has played tons of old stuff when new games were out and getting big viewership or even had his chat asking about them and he would just play some old game/remaster or buy a random game that no one cares about like Control. He could be making much more consistent money then relying on his whales to stop by a few times a month but I'm sure he is in contact with them behind the scenes or something so he knows he can just do nothing and get paid for it.

He could be making that whale money & more but he is just happy with the whale money it seems.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
He could be making that whale money & more but he is just happy with the whale money it seems.
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In theory you're right, but he's such an insufferable shitlord he doesn't retain pretty much any of the random passersby that show up to his stream. Think about the people you see donating...how many of them make initial cheers and tips with some variation of "Hey, big fan since 20xx. Thanks for the years of content!"

As for what you say about not relying on whales, again, you're 100% right, but so far, it's worked for him, and he will ride what's working until the horse is dead and ground into dust.
 
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kamekmagik said:
Since Phil said "I wish there were more 1st party Nintendo games coming out... The only one coming out this year is Mario and Sonic at the Olympics" last month he's skipped:

Fire Emblem: Three Houses (IGN: 9.5/10)
Astral Chain (IGN: 9/10)
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Nigga, wut? He can't even stay consistent in the things he claims to hate; if someone else brings Nintendo up all he wants to do is assplode about how stupid they are and how much they deserve to go out of business but if he settles on the topic on his own then he can't wait to give them money. Ignoring of course the fact that apparently he doesn't buy his own games anymore; he's too poor-and-yet-wildly-successful for that.

I'd argue that his brain is clearly riddled with syphilis but he's far too bashful to raw some strange. The gin-fueled dementia must be very advanced.
 
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