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kamekmagik said:
Since Phil said "I wish there were more 1st party Nintendo games coming out... The only one coming out this year is Mario and Sonic at the Olympics" last month he's skipped:

Fire Emblem: Three Houses (IGN: 9.5/10)
Astral Chain (IGN: 9/10)
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I know these all aren't first party, and some are remasters, but this is a super quick list of the Switch games coming out soon just from browsing on Amazon:
Spyro Reignited Trilogy - 9/3
Daemon X Machina - 9/13
Link's Awakening - 9/20
Ni no Kuni - 9/20
The Ninja Saviors - 9/26
Dragon Quest XI - 9/27
Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth - 10/18
A Hat in Time - 10/18
Slay the Spire - 10/25
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz - 10/29
Disney Classic: Aladdin and Lion King - 10/29
Luigi's Mansion 3 - 10/31
Pokemon Sword and Shield - 11/15
 
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Salubrious said:
I know these all aren't first party, and some are remasters, but this is a super quick list of the Switch games coming out soon just from browsing on Amazon:
Spyro Reignited Trilogy - 9/3
Daemon X Machina - 9/13
Link's Awakening - 9/20
Ni no Kuni - 9/20
The Ninja Saviors - 9/26
Dragon Quest XI - 9/27
Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth - 10/18
A Hat in Time - 10/18
Slay the Spire - 10/25
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz - 10/29
Disney Classic: Aladdin and Lion King - 10/29
Luigi's Mansion 3 - 10/31
Pokemon Sword and Shield - 11/15
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Since he's on a roll playing old shit nobody wants to watch he allegedly liked Ni No Kuni and Dragon Quest add one of those into your fall rotation of "chill" games. Pretty sure Dragon Quest is getting some extra stuff no clue about Kuni though. Even if XI is the exact same game you can sort of do different character builds to freshen it up a bit.

Of course Phil would just say "I love jrpg's but nobody watches them. What? There was that time I told everyone their weeb games were bullshit and they stopped giving me Patreon money. That never happened and has nothing to do with anything fucking idiot" *Ack Ack Ack* *Snort* *Lean in ban* etc.
 
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PieceofShet said:
He doesnt. Barely. Thats why he moved his new maid in ASAP. I dont think he can wipe his ass, he needs someone to do it for him.
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
View attachment 915635View attachment 915633 He really doesn't understand the aspect of role-playing in a game. Like oh, I'd say or do this as the character even though I'd never do that in real life. Not only that but his job, and what he bills himself as is a guy that performs play throughs and reviews live, yet won't exhaust avenues of content selectively.
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His excuse is literally retarded and makes no sense. Who honestly thinks like this?
 
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Ratko_Falco said:
His excuse is literally exceptional and makes no sense. Who honestly thinks like this?
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It's just more of his usual projection that all of the people criticizing him are virgins and losers because they're jealous. I don't think he actually believes anything he's saying there, because come on, it implies that he has "actual, meaningful romance" with the back of a stranger's head.

The pig doth protest too much, methinks.
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
View attachment 915635View attachment 915633 He really doesn't understand the aspect of role-playing in a game. Like oh, I'd say or do this as the character even though I'd never do that in real life. Not only that but his job, and what he bills himself as is a guy that performs play throughs and reviews live, yet won't exhaust avenues of content selectively.
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He even went on a small rant about Youtube not being able to determine the difference between fantasy and reality.

Like... how can you rant about that when you were lashing out at people MINUTES AGO because they pointed out you're actively avoiding doing things in a fantasy setting because you've already got "it" IRL?

Talking about mixing up fantasy and reality... for fuck's sake.

Here are his chat messages that started the whole thing:

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And here's his rant about Youtube/reality vs. fantasy:


















He's in a pissy mood today.
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bearsintrees said:
It's just more of his usual projection that all of the people criticizing him are virgins and losers because they're jealous. I don't think he actually believes anything he's saying there, because come on, it implies that he has "actual, meaningful romance" with the back of a stranger's head.

The pig doth protest too much, methinks.
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Really just reads as another way to say "HEH you dry-dicked losers will never understand and it's because you've never
Comma said:
He even went on a small rant about Youtube not being able to determine the difference between fantasy and reality.

Like... how can you rant about that when you were lashing out at people MINUTES AGO because they pointed out you're actively avoiding doing things in a fantasy setting because you've already got "it" IRL?

Talking about mixing up fantasy and reality... for fuck's sake.

Here are his chat messages that started the whole thing:

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And here's his rant about Youtube/reality vs. fantasy:

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He's in a pissy mood today. View attachment 915693
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"im not a fucking virgin, i don't need dating missions and waifus"

And there it is. All of this weeks'-long pretension is in the service of making Phil look like a big dick macho man. That's all. He throws artistic vision, story immersion and writing all out the window so he can grab his crotch and belch and fart and scream at the TV all just to prove to a bunch of literal and mental children what an Amazingly Cool Guy he is.

Even bad video games are wasted on this man. What an immeasurable faggot.
 
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Comma said:
DSP Tries It: basic math ( 87 + 21 = 98 )

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maybe this is why hes so bad with money, he doesnt understand basic math

Ratko_Falco said:
His excuse is literally exceptional and makes no sense. Who honestly thinks like this?
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someone with a very warped sense of love, seen too many anime shows about how love works i guess

Comma said:
He even went on a small rant about Youtube not being able to determine the difference between fantasy and reality.

Like... how can you rant about that when you were lashing out at people MINUTES AGO because they pointed out you're actively avoiding doing things in a fantasy setting because you've already got "it" IRL?

Talking about mixing up fantasy and reality... for fuck's sake.

Here are his chat messages that started the whole thing:

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And here's his rant about Youtube/reality vs. fantasy:

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He's in a pissy mood today. View attachment 915693
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holy shit its like listening to a young teen. I aInT a FuCkInG vIrGin! im honestly surprised with all this talk about having a relationship and not being a virgin and yadda yadda that noone hasnt mentioned why he masturbated when he was with leanna? why was he doing that act and probably fantasizing about someone or something while he has leanna???
 
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My theory is...Phil and kat's relationship is devoid of any love and if he were to do romance missions or dating side quests he would see characters clearly caring for eachother and being filled with love..and he doesn't want to be reminded that his relationship is cold and meaningless.

That or he's just under the thumb.
 
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Why is this idiot smiling all the way through this Man Of Medan playthrough?

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literally witnessed something shooting themselves in the head, and he's like "nuhuhuh, what an idiot.. I guess I had to grab the gun, which I didn't know." No shit, guess the game didn't explain anything, huh? Smug fucker. He's probably looking forward to his multiple days off next week.
 
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What the FUCK are these absurd noises he’s making all the time now? He’s always done the goat laugh, but for the last few weeks, not only does he do the goat laugh every thirty seconds (“nuhuhuh”), but also “tyaaaah!” and “kyaaah!” and “tuhuhuh” and every other combination you can think of. And it seems to be completely random. I mean, it’s toe-curlingly annoying... I was in Tevin’s stream earlier and he’s noticing it too.

Along with the horribly exaggerated throat clears he’s been doing for the last few weeks, and the bottle crunches straight into the mic, I’m convinced he’s just decided to be as completely obnoxious as he can possibly be because he despises his chat. That seems to be the only explanation, but who the fuck knows? It’s DSP, and as we all know there’s just a hamster running on a hamster wheel where his brain is supposed to be. You just want to reach through the screen and grab him by his shirt and ask him, “WHY. ARE. YOU. DOING THAT?!”
 
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