Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Now that I addressed that - I have found another person to add to the collection. Quick type-up, will come back later and add more.
Instagram

Someone unironically shared this post in my fb feed and when I went to check who, surprise surprise it was someone I suspect has a touch of MbP themselves.

 

[Maxie]

AgonyAutie is back stim dancing with her cane

Agony Autie on Instagram: “Finding friends that love and accept you for who you are; It can feel like a gift or dream come true sometimes. I’m lucky and so happy in…”

488 Likes, 43 Comments - Agony Autie (@agonyautie) on Instagram: “Finding friends that love and accept you for who you are; It can feel like a gift or dream come…”

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Doesn't seem to appreciate someone questioning her.



Have we ever seen her go beyond normal ROM? Doesn't she claim POTS? All those sudden moves to pick up her cane should be an issue.

 

[yomamamasofat]

AgonyAutie is back stim dancing with her cane

Agony Autie on Instagram: “Finding friends that love and accept you for who you are; It can feel like a gift or dream come true sometimes. I’m lucky and so happy in…”

488 Likes, 43 Comments - Agony Autie (@agonyautie) on Instagram: “Finding friends that love and accept you for who you are; It can feel like a gift or dream come…”

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Doesn't seem to appreciate someone questioning her.

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Have we ever seen her go beyond normal ROM? Doesn't she claim POTS? All those sudden moves to pick up her cane should be an issue.

Ive seen a few posts come up on my Facebook that have shared her posts. She always seems to shout ablism if something doesn't go her way. She just seems like a spoilt brat to me. I don't really see what she thinks she's acheveing even in the austim world. Most adults I've seen or know of with high functioning autism don't behave the way she does. If anything they seem normal or try to hide it. I've not seen anything hypermobile about the way she moves either. Also what the fuck is stim dancing?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

AgonyAutie is back stim dancing with her cane

Agony Autie on Instagram: “Finding friends that love and accept you for who you are; It can feel like a gift or dream come true sometimes. I’m lucky and so happy in…”

488 Likes, 43 Comments - Agony Autie (@agonyautie) on Instagram: “Finding friends that love and accept you for who you are; It can feel like a gift or dream come…”

www.instagram.com

Doesn't seem to appreciate someone questioning her.

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Have we ever seen her go beyond normal ROM? Doesn't she claim POTS? All those sudden moves to pick up her cane should be an issue.

I'm a big fan of Auties spaz dance videos. I wonder if she's been reading here because she's now using her cane as a dance prop instead of just leaning on a crutch. I'm sure I posted some saidi videos in response to her last video in this thread which is a cane dance. (Lots of cane twirling, very fun)
Still claiming to be hyper mobile despite performing piss poor back bends. She has a very very average range of mobility and possibly less than normal range for someone who dances because practice improves that.
10/10 would watch again.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I saw a Louis Theroux documentary about paedophiles and sex offenders in the states... It was about some facility where they are sent after they have actually served their sentence where they basically start serving another sentence but there is no time limit... It was like a psychiatric facility and they had to undergo extensive therapy and were only released once they were deemed to be "cured"... I think only one or two ever actually got out and one of those was a guy who had himself voluntarily castrated. It was called "A place for paedophiles"

That I beleive was for a certain area or was a specific mandatory program, far more just get sent back out into society. There's been a place near by wanting therapists for a weekly drop in group for pedophiles which for some reason can't get anyone to help run it.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

To begin, what in the everloving fuck is going on with this thread? The past few comments are reading like a certain exceptional individual is commenting back and forth with themselves on two different accounts. Did I miss something, why are the reddit fags coming here? In fact I’m suspicious of these accounts specifically - same weird grammar errors, I suspect communicating with itself, and repeatedly quoting Kate Farms Shill in some desperate attempt for attention. I highly suspect KFS has a “stan” from Reddit. Maybe I’m reading too much into this - I miss how the “off topic” conversations were informative and often shed light on something or another about the munchies, but now we’re getting bullshit like



A bunch of morons (or my suspicion, one single moron munchie with multiple personalities) sperging on irrelevant ass shit, and occasionally gracing the thread with a half assed contribution seen here


What the fuck is this? This post specifically, even if I forget everything else, it’s irritating to read. There’s nothing informative, shows nothing, she isn’t doing anything in fact that post is pretty goddamn tame and if I wasn’t aware of Morgan at all, I’d think it was some kind of vendetta against a weird girl who wants to play at an adult playground? It’s clogging up the thread more than anything else; it’s not entertaining or relevant. There’s no updates about Morgan here, or her activity, she doesn’t even MENTION her health here. There’s no point to my sperging here. I’m going nuts feeling like the thread is being overrun by exceptional reddit rejects, mad at the internet blah blah I cAnT eNjOy mY tHrEaD bEcAuSe oF MuLtI-aCcOuNt cHan oVeR hErE!!!!1!1

IF mods had another crackdown, IFA posters began discussing either making r/malingering suck less or switching over to KF. People gave various and sundry explanations for why KF is currently the best place to discuss munchies (and, well, just about anyone else fit to mock). Thus new users. I don't think they're the same person. just several people refusing to lurk and assimilate before posting or to branch out past this specific thread, which leads to them making dumb posts and them chimping when we call them on it.

Also @Toohottotrot has been around for months years and takes insults about their poorly-written posts like a real champ.

Edit: as for me having a stan, I'm quite active over at IFA so I'm guessing it's just because I'm a familiar name that already has had somewhat friendly interactions with them.

 

[Vain Pain]

In the US, those "service dog papers" you can buy off of Amazon aren't meant for munchies. You can't take your fake service dog with you into, say, restaurants, unless it's literally an actual service dog with real papers.

What happens is that you're in like a condo or something and you want to have a dog, so you get those fake service dog papers. Thanks to the little loophole in fair housing standards, you're allowed to keep your barking ankle-biting shitter because you just show the fake papers and nobody can really pry into if they're real or what you disability is or why you have a service dog for it.

Munchies get fake service dogs for IG asspats. Old women living in condos get fake service dogs because HOA can't say shit.

You're incorrect. There is no such thing as 'real papers'. There isn't a service dog registry. A handler(even one of a phony service dog) does not have to have paperwork to bring their animal into public spaces. They also do not have to have the dog wear a vest or badge signifying it is a service animal. This snippet is from https://www.ada.gov/service_animals_2010.htm

• When it is not obvious what service an animal provides, only limited inquiries are allowed. Staff may ask two questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability, and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform. Staff cannot ask about the person’s disability, require medical documentation, require a special identification card or training documentation for the dog, or ask that the dog demonstrate its ability to perform the work or task.

The paperwork for people who want an animal in a dwelling that limits animals is for an Emotional Support Animal. An ESA is entirely different from a service animal and what rights they have when it pertains to public spaces.

The paperwork needed is just a note from a doctor, psychiatrist, or therapist stating that an Emotional support animal would benefit you. You can have this letter from a physician and still you are not able to bring it into public spaces. It only means that an HOA or landlord can't stop you from having your pet.

Munchies make their family pet a "service" dog for ass pats & attention both online and in real life.

 

[The1ThatStartsWithD]

I don't have aspergers either!

Mate. Do you even imageboard?

 

[TardHunter]

IF mods had another crackdown, IFA posters began discussing either making r/malingering suck less or switching over to KF. People gave various and sundry explanations for why KF is currently the best place to discuss munchies (and, well, just about anyone else fit to mock). Thus new users. I don't think they're the same person. just several people refusing to lurk and assimilate before posting or to branch out past this specific thread, which leads to them making dumb posts and them chimping when we call them on it.

Also @Toohottotrot has been around for months and takes insults about their poorly-written posts like a real champ.

Then my apologies @Toohottotrot

I don’t always remember users who aren’t daily/weekly posters and I rarely bother with looking at people’s profiles. I prefer to read through threads. These (ex?)redditors though, I can always spot them because their posts irritate the shit out of me.

And I don’t understand the refusing to lurk thing. I’ve been lurking here since this particular thread was created. I only recently decided to make an account because I had things to contribute. I just sort of assumed that was the rule of message boards, hang around long enough to get a feel for the culture and then join in, with the added bonus of not making an ass of yourself.....You’re still a noob, but hopefully not in a glaringly obvious way. Or maybe I’m just weird for hanging around without posting anything for 4 someodd years. I preferred reading about cows rather than engaging with them because I didn’t want to have a target painted on my head. But with munchies, they post so much shit publicly online anyway that it’s possible to watch (and document) from afar.

Also, IF is fucking useless and it should’ve been nuked a long time ago. It’s a literal autistic illuminati.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

I would love to see autie's ass fall the ground when she attempted to put her leg over the cane. "Dance like no ones watching" shouldn't be videotaped.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

IF has slowly gotten worse over the year and a half it existed. It was supposed to just be a place for the lolcow refugees to regroup. However kittenbread/Nina Jean, the fat munchie genderspecial with muh eds muh mental illness muh self harm, decided it needed to be a PC hugbox and the current mods have doubled down on her original rules about pronouns, being nice, not discussing that Amanda is getting fat as fuck, etc. Too many call outs for being "bullies" made them come up with the "we're helping!" narrative where they try to justify stalking people like Amanda/Ren and Tina/Anelise because they're going down a dark path and they're soooo young!! Because this has worked out so well. Anelise currently has an internal jugular line after destroying several hickmans and a midline, but yeah, their stalking has made her think twice about what she's doing to herself.

Or repeatedly threaten to kill herself. One or the other.

And now they have a limited range of easy targets you can post about, and a limited range of topics you can bring up about those easy targets, and everything must be super PC and friendly and you can't say anything that could possibly be offensive to anyone (never mind that literally anything can be offensive to someone.)

At least here I'm free to admit I'm just a garbage human who likes laughing at people who make spectacles of themselves on social media.

 

[PootPoot2]

Mad at the Internet

@Toohottotrot is pretty funny if you can read alphabet soup. As for the rest... ok, some IF refugees are annoying. Ignore or rate their posts to filth & move on. Don’t further shit up the thread sperging about how you’re a master of board culture.

All right DPMIW fans, I’m no expert on this dog abuser so help me out?

Spoiler: DPMIW & CRPS

DPMIW posted to whine about a “CRPS flare up” in her left hand. Isn’t it her left hand that has the giant tattoo covering it (as seen in this pic)? Has she always claimed CRPS? Because for someone with intolerable, uncontrollable pain in one of her hands, she sure self-propels that wheelchair like a champ. In her last video, she also wore some of those cheap, scratchy fingerless lace gloves no danger-wardrobe is complete without—wouldn’t tattoos, lace gloves, heavy physical labor etc trigger VISIBLE signs of CRPS? What a twerp.



NOTE: might edit later with additional screenshots or updates from #DJ & Caity, KF site glitching & won’t allow me any more mobile media uploads.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

You're incorrect. There is no such thing as 'real papers'. There isn't a service dog registry.

Boy, that's a relief, I'm gonna register all my pets as service animals so I can take them everywhere and I'm sure my state will have no problems with it

A person who knowingly and willfully misrepresents herself or himself, through conduct or verbal or written notice, as using a service animal and being qualified to use a service animal or as a trainer of a service animal commits a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083 and must perform 30 hours of community service for an organization that serves individuals with disabilities, or for another entity or organization at the discretion of the court, to be completed in not more than 6 months.

Ah, damn it.

 

[Vain Pain]

Boy, that's a relief, I'm gonna register all my pets as service animals so I can take them everywhere and I'm sure my state will have no problems with it



Ah, damn it.

Frequently Asked Questions about Service Animals and the ADA

The ADA Home Page provides access to Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) regulations for businesses and State and local governments, technical assistance materials, ADA Standards for Accessible Design, links to Federal agencies with ADA responsibilities and information, updates on new ADA...

www.ada.gov

"CERTIFICATION AND REGISTRATION
Q17. Does the ADA require that service animals be certified as service animals?
A. No. Covered entities may not require documentation, such as proof that the animal has been certified, trained, or licensed as a service animal, as a condition for entry.

There are individuals and organizations that sell service animal certification or registration documents online. These documents do not convey any rights under the ADA and the Department of Justice does not recognize them as proof that the dog is a service animal."

Again, there is no such thing as registering your "service dog". Any registry for "service dogs" is fake or just something the service dog school gives with their graduates.

The ADA covers owner trained animals, but even service dogs from organizations that truly train service dogs don't "register" with a mandatory registry. The organizations do offer their own certifications, but the ADA doesn't care about it and you don't need it to go in public with a service dog.

This is how munchies and people who want to bring their dogs into stores get away with it.

A store isn't allowed to ask for paperwork of any kind.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

This is how munchies and people who want to bring their dogs into stores get away with it.

A store isn't allowed to ask for paperwork of any kind.

No, no. They get away with it because people don't care.

You're citing legislation that applies only to state or local government services. I don't know if you noticed.

 

[Vain Pain]

No, no. They get away with it because people don't care.

You're citing legislation that applies only to state or local government services. I don't know if you noticed.

No, they get away with it because it's hard to legally ascertain if a service dog is genuine because you're only allowed to ask two questions. All it takes is a fairly obedient dog and the owner to claim it's a service dog.

The ADA guidelines are for service dogs. They literally lay out how they are to be handled and what rights a service animal has when it pertains to public areas.

Their FAQ even explicitly answers that local government cannot demand a service dog registers as such.

Q20. My city requires me to register my dog as a service animal. Is this legal under the ADA?
A. No. Mandatory registration of service animals is not permissible under the ADA. However, as stated above, service animals are subject to the same licensing and vaccination rules that are applied to all dogs.

There is not a registry for service dogs due to the ADA guidelines.


Edited to add:

"The Department of Justice continues to receive many questions about how the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) applies to service animals. The ADA requires State and local government agencies, businesses, and non-profit organizations (covered entities) that provide goods or services to the public to make "reasonable modifications" in their policies, practices, or procedures when necessary to accommodate people with disabilities. The service animal rules fall under this general principle. Accordingly, entities that have a "no pets" policy generally must modify the policy to allow service animals into their facilities. This publication provides guidance on the ADA's service animal provisions and should be read in conjunction with the publication."

I don't think you read the ADA website's FAQ disclaimer fully.

The ADA guidelines apply to the businesses as well as the state & local government.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I don't think you read the ADA website's FAQ disclaimer fully.

Yeah I don't think you understand Title II's public entities vs Title III's places of public accommodation. I'm governed under Title II, I have to follow it, and I don't even really give a shit if people bring their animals in 'cause I like animals.

Now, what if I owned a restaurant? That's Title III. During open hours that's a place of public accommodation. I can kick out emotional support animals, and I can kick out service animals too citing "health risks." And if you had a problem with it, well...states aren't actually required to enforce the ADA. That's the DOJ's job. They're fairly busy, so good luck.

And several states do have service animal registries. The ADA does not prevent states from creating them, nor does it prevent states from creating their own laws about service animals.

 

[Vain Pain]

Yeah I don't think you understand Title II's public entities vs Title III's places of public accommodation. I'm governed under Title II, I have to follow it, and I don't even really give a shit if people bring their animals in 'cause I like animals.

Now, what if I owned a restaurant? That's Title III. During open hours that's a place of public accommodation. I can kick out emotional support animals, and I can kick out service animals too citing "health risks." And if you had a problem with it, well...states aren't actually required to enforce the ADA. That's the DOJ's job. They're fairly busy, so good luck.

And several states do have service animal registries. The ADA does not prevent states from creating them, nor does it prevent states from creating their own laws about service animals.

Emotional support animals do not have the same rights as a service dog. They aren't entitled to access public spaces, so you can always kick them out of businesses and such.

Yes, the DOJ enforces the ADA. The ADA sets the regulations for service dogs.

Yes, some states may have a "service dog registry", but those aren't mandatory to be recognized as a service dog by the ADA.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Edit: I am slow.com and didn't notice that this majestic Autie dance number has been brought up by @Maxie already. Nevertheless, I feel it might be worthwhile to memorialize this fine dance, lest Autie nuke her account. It's truly remarkable how much she's able to flail and forward bend with her super serious POTS and EDS diagnoses. This is some Willy Wonka level fakeout shit. What a warrior.

Video description:

Finding friends that love and accept you for who you are;
It can feel like a gift or dream come true sometimes.
I’m lucky and so happy in my heart to have found friends this year, where I can express my soul without fear of judgement or rejection.

Instead I receive guidance and autistically, honestly blunt advice [video description: two autistic friends, stimming in each other’s company and expressing ourselves]

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

Kat has officially gotten divorced, let's go celebrate with some PercTPNfran. Also, Kat is claiming she is getting 3 separate CT myleograms. They don't need to do separate ones for each part of your spine. Also, shes gunning for a heart problem, guys because POTS is just too trendy and mainstream.

How long after her myleograms are we going to hear "Bad headache guys, gotta get that blood patch. Oh shot they found I have meningitis" Better show off my vancoballs.

Edit: I really cant English today.