Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

There was one male-to-stillmalebutinadressnow troon that became a social media munchie in the traditional female pattern: needed forearm crutches and a wheelchair for his "EDS" and "POTS," port for IV fluids, rubbed his face to claim "allergic reactions," even claimed "premature menopause' as one of his many illnesses. Buddy, you have a dick and balls, there was no menses to pause. Between the internet calling him out constantly and his family telling him to quit his bullshit to his face, he couldn't take it and deleted his social media. As far as I know he's yet to resurface so I think he really did stop entirely, and I've wondered if he didn't just act like that because he thought it would make him seem more womanly or something insane like that.

Every once in a while I've seen MtFs online complaining about the traditional hEDS POTS GP munchie combo plate, but nobody really seems to pay attention to them. Likely because they're still men posting in communities full of men and nobody cares about sick princess roleplay.

Plus they're all mainlining narcissism, kinda like munchies. In the "if your problems can't benefit me, then fuck you" sense. Bunch of munchies send out care packages to other munchies without actually caring 'cause they're looking for social media asspats and nothing else.

There's a hospital in Dublin that actually offers a free short course to the drs and nurses about what to look for when dealing with a person with munchhausen.

That was after there was like an explosion of munchies in one year... Almost half of them had turned up faking amnesia.

I teach a module about malingerers to new hires at the community health clinic.

Way, way back before I ever worked here we had an older black lady get diagnosed with brain cancer. Was scheduled for surgery, then delayed it for as long as humanly possible while she collected disability checks. For...roughly six years I think. Refused referral to community oncology.

At no point did imaging ever show evidence of cancer, and nobody I have ever spoken to knows how the original diagnosis happened, but "professional courtesy" got in the way of anyone ever pointing it out at the time. So, basically, I tell the staff to feel free to call out diagnoses they don't think are correct.
 
In the U.S. pedophilia isn't treated as a mental disorder (or any other sex offense). Yes, it's in the DSM, but it has no bearing as a mental illness in things like sentencing, mitigation, and within corrections. It's just the crime that it is. I will say that sex offenders are the whiniest, neddiest, most annoying inmates, and the child molesters are the worst. It drives me nuts they're as protected as they are by the higher ups. Prison justice just isn't a thing like it used to be, and we can thank modern political correctness and the ACLU for that.
I saw a Louis Theroux documentary about paedophiles and sex offenders in the states... It was about some facility where they are sent after they have actually served their sentence where they basically start serving another sentence but there is no time limit... It was like a psychiatric facility and they had to undergo extensive therapy and were only released once they were deemed to be "cured"... I think only one or two ever actually got out and one of those was a guy who had himself voluntarily castrated. It was called "A place for paedophiles"
 
Anelise/Tina from IF has filed a police report against her ex boyfriend (her creepy, much older boyfriend) for harassment. Check out his post on Facebook.


Why did you not archive this? *sigh*
 
Why did you not archive this? *sigh*
No archives but screenshots.

Ex's original post with text message receipts and comments
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Anelise's rebuttal and comments
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One more response from Ex
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According to IF his post has been shared with several large ER staff Facebook groups as well as the individual hospitals she frequents.
 
ETA: Since I'm still getting DMs about this.

Paige Donovan-Smith is not Party_Wurmple. They don't even live on the same continent and the person who posted it admit she was an idiot who jumped to dumb conclusions without fact checking, and then I made her delete her account in shame.
Condolences for your metastatic inbox cancer. It's spread from here to Reddit and is such a rare, aggressive and treatment-resistant disease, so I diagnose you as terminally fukt. Sorry mate. I will be sure to write a long self-indulgent eulogy the likes of which no griever has ever seen, in which I vow to shame your fellow kiwis by asking y everyone is so sadz, get over it. It's bound to go well.


The latest IFA sperg has to be DinoTard. They just have to be.
 
Yaniv is a Male munchie. His munchie thread is in his sub forum though. He's claimed epilepsy and brain tumors that cause him to not be able to use his legs for periods of time. Rides a scooty puff and has a glittery pink walking stick which has mainly been used for beating up reporters. I posted his seizure video a few pages back, it's well worth a watch if anyone missed it.

 
Condolences for your metastatic inbox cancer. It's spread from here to Reddit and is such a rare, aggressive and treatment-resistant disease, so I diagnose you as terminally fukt. Sorry mate. I will be sure to write a long self-indulgent eulogy the likes of which no griever has ever seen, in which I vow to shame your fellow kiwis by asking y everyone is so sadz, get over it. It's bound to go well.


The latest IFA sperg has to be DinoTard. They just have to be.
You're the second person to think I'm this Dino tard/cunt... Lol genuinely have no idea who that is...

I don't have aspergers either!
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but am I right in thinking owner trained dogs aren't actually registered assistance dogs? I know they claim they are under the disscrimination act but aren't only charity/organisation dogs aduk registered and there for official (using loosely) assistance dogs? If that's the case shouldn't something be able to be done about all these people that claim their dogs are assistance dogs that clearly haven't been trained to assistance dog standards and aren't assistance dogs
If you are talking about the uk you are entirely right there is no owner trained ones I think they can be in America. I asked some munches online if they are registered and apparently you don’t even need to be in the uk. Um no there’s registered charities and they are the only ones that can register a dog. These people take the micjk with their pet dogs

There was one male-to-stillmalebutinadressnow troon that became a social media munchie in the traditional female pattern: needed forearm crutches and a wheelchair for his "EDS" and "POTS," port for IV fluids, rubbed his face to claim "allergic reactions," even claimed "premature menopause' as one of his many illnesses. Buddy, you have a dick and balls, there was no menses to pause. Between the internet calling him out constantly and his family telling him to quit his bullshit to his face, he couldn't take it and deleted his social media. As far as I know he's yet to resurface so I think he really did stop entirely, and I've wondered if he didn't just act like that because he thought it would make him seem more womanly or something insane like that.

I read a shit ton of journal articles/case studies about factitious disorder. The ones that feature males always point out how rare it is for a man to do this to himself solely for attention and how this complicates the real diagnosis. One I read recently was a guy taking huge doses of NSAIDs and codeine to induce GI bleeds, fecal impactions, and organ damage. Since he never asked for pain meds or a note to get out of work or any other thing that would benefit him, they took him at face value that he wasn't doing anything to hurt himself and only took the recommended doses of whatever NSAID (I think it was ibuprofen) to control his pain from the symptoms he was experiencing. This went on with repeated hospitalizations for like, weeks. Eventually a bunch of empty blister packs were found but in the mean time they tested him for everything from Crohn's to HIV to lupus trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
I think it’s rare for males as they are stil seen as being the tough gender
 
If you are talking about the uk you are entirely right there is no owner trained ones I think they can be in America. I asked some munches online if they are registered and apparently you don’t even need to be in the uk. Um no there’s registered charities and they are the only ones that can register a dog. These people take the micjk with their pet dogs
In the UK there are a bunch of charities registered with Assistance Dogs UK, including one that supports owners to train an existing dog. Those dogs, and only those, have full access rights.

Some people also try to train their own dog, and a bunch of small organisations have sprung up around this. They claim that they have the public access rights on the grounds that it is a reasonable adjustment under the Equality act to permit their dog to enter places. This hasn't been legally tested yet, and I would be surprised if it was the case.
 
Yaniv is a Male munchie. His munchie thread is in his sub forum though. He's claimed epilepsy and brain tumors that cause him to not be able to use his legs for periods of time. Rides a scooty puff and has a glittery pink walking stick which has mainly been used for beating up reporters. I posted his seizure video a few pages back, it's well worth a watch if anyone missed it.


Don't forget the "breast cancer scare" hohoho

In the UK there are a bunch of charities registered with Assistance Dogs UK, including one that supports owners to train an existing dog. Those dogs, and only those, have full access rights.

Some people also try to train their own dog, and a bunch of small organisations have sprung up around this. They claim that they have the public access rights on the grounds that it is a reasonable adjustment under the Equality act to permit their dog to enter places. This hasn't been legally tested yet, and I would be surprised if it was the case.

See: Abbey Cappleman (has her own thread)
 
If you are talking about the uk you are entirely right there is no owner trained ones I think they can be in America. I asked some munches online if they are registered and apparently you don’t even need to be in the uk. Um no there’s registered charities and they are the only ones that can register a dog. These people take the micjk with their pet dogs


I think it’s rare for males as they are stil seen as being the tough gender

In the UK there are a bunch of charities registered with Assistance Dogs UK, including one that supports owners to train an existing dog. Those dogs, and only those, have full access rights.

Some people also try to train their own dog, and a bunch of small organisations have sprung up around this. They claim that they have the public access rights on the grounds that it is a reasonable adjustment under the Equality act to permit their dog to enter places. This hasn't been legally tested yet, and I would be surprised if it was the case.
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This is what I thought. If they're legaly not tested they can't be covered by public liabity insurance so if anything happened and they caused damage or hurt somone they would be in huge trouble. Not to mention that alot of the dogs that start training with charities actually don't cut it even with professional training so it's amusing to think that they think that by training a pet dog themselves that the have an assistance dog to begin with
 
Yaniv is a Male munchie. His munchie thread is in his sub forum though. He's claimed epilepsy and brain tumors that cause him to not be able to use his legs for periods of time. Rides a scooty puff and has a glittery pink walking stick which has mainly been used for beating up reporters. I posted his seizure video a few pages back, it's well worth a watch if anyone missed it.

Nah he’s a malingerer. He uses his illness claims (or attempts to, anyway) to get out of trouble.
 
In the US, those "service dog papers" you can buy off of Amazon aren't meant for munchies. You can't take your fake service dog with you into, say, restaurants, unless it's literally an actual service dog with real papers.

What happens is that you're in like a condo or something and you want to have a dog, so you get those fake service dog papers. Thanks to the little loophole in fair housing standards, you're allowed to keep your barking ankle-biting shitter because you just show the fake papers and nobody can really pry into if they're real or what you disability is or why you have a service dog for it.

Munchies get fake service dogs for IG asspats. Old women living in condos get fake service dogs because HOA can't say shit.
 
To begin, what in the everloving fuck is going on with this thread? The past few comments are reading like a certain exceptional individual is commenting back and forth with themselves on two different accounts. Did I miss something, why are the reddit fags coming here? In fact I’m suspicious of these accounts specifically - same weird grammar errors, I suspect communicating with itself, and repeatedly quoting Kate Farms Shill in some desperate attempt for attention. I highly suspect KFS has a “stan” from Reddit. Maybe I’m reading too much into this - I miss how the “off topic” conversations were informative and often shed light on something or another about the munchies, but now we’re getting bullshit like


To be honsent I think 3/4 the male psych popularition is either faking for a higher govt benefit or trying to avoid jail (often going back) free food but alus they aren't social media attention seekers. I'm waiting for cory canbaba(the new husband of susan whos daugther Jani doesnt have cos)
If you are talking about the uk you are entirely right there is no owner trained ones I think they can be in America. I asked some munches online if they are registered and apparently you don’t even need to be in the uk. Um no there’s registered charities and they are the only ones that can register a dog. These people take the micjk with their pet dogs








I think it’s rare for males as they are stil seen as being the tough gender



In the UK there are a bunch of charities registered with Assistance Dogs UK, including one that supports owners to train an existing dog. Those dogs, and only those, have full access rights.







Some people also try to train their own dog, and a bunch of small organisations have sprung up around this. They claim that they have the public access rights on the grounds that it is a reasonable adjustment under the Equality act to permit their dog to enter places. This hasn't been legally tested yet, and I would be surprised if it was the case.





This is what I thought. If they're legaly not tested they can't be covered by public liabity insurance so if anything happened and they caused damage or hurt somone they would be in huge trouble. Not to mention that alot of the dogs that start training with charities actually don't cut it even with professional training so it's amusing to think that they think that by training a pet dog themselves that the have an assistance dog to begin with

A bunch of morons (or my suspicion, one single moron munchie with multiple personalities) sperging on irrelevant ass shit, and occasionally gracing the thread with a half assed contribution seen here

What the fuck is this? This post specifically, even if I forget everything else, it’s irritating to read. There’s nothing informative, shows nothing, she isn’t doing anything in fact that post is pretty goddamn tame and if I wasn’t aware of Morgan at all, I’d think it was some kind of vendetta against a weird girl who wants to play at an adult playground? It’s clogging up the thread more than anything else; it’s not entertaining or relevant. There’s no updates about Morgan here, or her activity, she doesn’t even MENTION her health here. There’s no point to my sperging here. I’m going nuts feeling like the thread is being overrun by retarded reddit rejects, mad at the internet blah blah I cAnT eNjOy mY tHrEaD bEcAuSe oF MuLtI-aCcOuNt cHan oVeR hErE!!!!1!1


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Now that I addressed that - I have found another person to add to the collection. Quick type-up, will come back later and add more.

Disability Advocate + POTS! And a published children’s book!

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Her Website

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LMFAO. I doubt they were kidding. And those hashtags...

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Her shirt literally says
“I’m just a girl
standing in front of a dessert,
asking it to be gluten free”
#chronicillness #disneyresort Indeed.
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God-awful artwork for her god-awful children’s book known as Princess Audrey.
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A TEACHER’S GUIDE LOLOLOL. This is particularly hilarious to me. As if a teacher would waste time and effort on something so simplistic and stupid.

(Updated/Additional finds)
Wow. Such fairytale. Much Happy.

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God-awful artwork for her god-awful children’s book known as Princess Audrey.
I totally read that as “Princess Aubrey” and had flashbacks when she was writing a children’s book about Bowie and service dogs for Lyme.

But back to your main point- the new addition of a POTSIE WARRIOR PRINCESS. The Disney thing is way way way too common to be just a coincidence with these munchies and attention seekers. There is an absolute correlation. Someone needs to coin the label/phrase or fill me in on if one already exists bc I’m only 2 mo new to this thread.
 

Of fucking course it's the briar rose gold ears. Every Disney munchie needs a pair.

For context, Disney's always on the hunt for money from people with nothing better to do with their lives. Rose gold ears came out like 3 or 4 years ago and people went crazy for them. Buying them up by the dozen in the parks and selling them on eBay. Those are old now. Now it's the briars.

I'm unsure how boring your upbringing would have to be in order to lust after the next model of mouse ears while faking illnesses but hey here we are
 
I totally read that as “Princess Aubrey” and had flashbacks when she was writing a children’s book about Bowie and service dogs for Lyme.

But back to your main point- the new addition of a POTSIE WARRIOR PRINCESS. The Disney thing is way way way too common to be just a coincidence with these munchies and attention seekers. There is an absolute correlation. Someone needs to coin the label/phrase or fill me in on if one already exists bc I’m only 2 mo new to this thread.
Funny that they all call them self's "Princess" as well. As if they aren't special enough
 
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