Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Xenomorph]

I've never seen this one, but her episode is available on A&E's streaming site and five seconds into the episode teaser she's naked and fighting and flipping off the cameraman. Now that is what I call quality garbage television.

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(You have to sign in through your cable provider to watch. Dear parents, thank you for paying for an expensive cable package like the adorable boomers you are so that i may log into your account and watch people make extremely poor life choices.)

Just so this stays somewhat on topic, Nina Jean is so happy that those rétarded stickman cards that the munchies who fake autism love so much now contains an "I need a plastic straw because I'm special!" variety.
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My second favorite of intervention is the chick who huffed computer cleaner.

 

[$hakerattle]

new episode of the adventures of Sarah-Jean

-disability denied as previously shown
-can’t sleep because she can’t believe she was denied a third time. First time was all mom and dad’s fault ten years ago and she wasn’t that sick (this was when she claimed she was in and out of psych and threatening to off herself nightly). 6 months ago applied again. Just applied again. Now lawyering up. This is the kind of waste of carbon that gets what she wants just by threatening to sue anyone who looks at her cross eyed. Crowdsourced help from fellow munchies.
-god damn Sarah just @ me already. Doesn’t want to hear she was denied because she’s not sick, she won’t even read it. They want to only approve people who are missing limbs or blind.

It's fairly normal to get denied once. After that, most people will get help from an attorney who specializes in disability claims. If they think you have a case/they can win, they'll usually take your case and take their payment from whatever lump sum you're awarded when approved. Sometimes, even with a valid case, you'll go through a second appeal and subsequent court appearance. They're trying to weed out the frauds, which is why I'm surprised when some of these munchies manage to get approved. I guess some of them lucked out with literal autism or something.

I'm sure you know all of that, oh well.

I'm curious to see if any attorney will actually take SJ's case. They won't waste their time on a hopeless case because they won't get paid unless they win. It would be funny to see SJ's chimpout after an attorney turns her down. wow

You're doing the Lord's work with your updates! And I laugh every time I read "Evildad."

 

[BT 965]

Wtf is wrong with people and Eds I swear they are all the same. There’s 47 comments on here and every single one says pots. The top hr is 133 and it all looks very normal to me but it’s def pots

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Oh my God Kristy was hands down my favorite. She just went balls to the wall, like fighting her sister naked and shit, I wish I could watch a series on her life lmao

One last thing re: Kristy since I don't want to go off topic too long: she had a KID.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

It's fairly normal to get denied once. After that, most people will get help from an attorney who specializes in disability claims. If they think you have a case/they can win, they'll usually take your case and take their payment from whatever lump sum you're awarded when approved. Sometimes, even with a valid case, you'll go through a second appeal and subsequent court appearance. They're trying to weed out the frauds, which is why I'm surprised when some of these munchies manage to get approved. I guess some of them lucked out with literal autism or something.

I'm sure you know all of that, oh well.

I'm curious to see if any attorney will actually take SJ's case. They won't waste their time on a hopeless case because they won't get paid unless they win. It would be funny to see SJ's chimpout after an attorney turns her down. wow

You're doing the Lord's work with your updates! And I laugh every time I read "Evildad."

I actually don't know much about the disability process other than munchies lose their shit when it's denied and then I laugh. The only one I know who is for sure on disability is Dani and that's because she starved, drank, and puked herself exceptional. She had just enough brains to get through high school and then her body burnt them for fuel.

It's funny that SJ used losing a limb as the example of who they would approve though. There was a guy in my hometown who lost a leg as an adult and still managed to run a successful toy and hobby store for quite a long time. Didn't even bother with a prosthesis. He just got around with a crutch under one arm like a badass. Stocked shelves, rang up customers, the whole nine.

I don't even know what illness she's claiming is so debilitating. Her "POTS" the cardiologist told her she didn't have? Well if it's that then she has her life-saving salt water and her much needed wheelchair and should be able to work just fine. Narcolepsy? She's said herself she has control of her symptoms with her medications. "cluster migraines"? she never even talks about those anymore and was able to be a month late on her emgality injection without having a problem so clearly those are under control. She does have a 'tism diagnosis but clearly high functioning enough to get around and worked just fine in the past.

And she does run a business, just not one that generates any income. If we believe her, then she successfully fund raises, solicits donations, and advertises for her ZebraStrong Care Packages company, packs up to 200 packages a month and ships them/drops them off, and she is actively seeking to expand. In September she's headed to some conference where she had a bunch of business cards printed up to promote her company.

But she can't go ring up sales at a makeup counter for a few hours a week?


ETA: Since I'm still getting DMs about this.

Paige Donovan-Smith is not Party_Wurmple. They don't even live on the same continent and the person who posted it admit she was an idiot who jumped to dumb conclusions without fact checking, and then I made her delete her account in shame.

 

[yomamamasofat]

New update from Bee, learning to talk again on Facebook live and once again regressed into someone with severe learning disabity/childlike and with odd hand movements. only a few days ago she was talking and acting like a normal 20 year old. All aprently from seizures of which she has been told are non Epileptic but still insists they're epileptic https://www.facebook.com/BeesWorldThroughMyEyes/videos/448314669096179/

As for the girl who using ivs. It looks like she did something to make it bleed like that. Usually they're held so securely you only get minimal bleeding if any. As for a port that's insainly risky even for people who need them they carry alot of risk

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

As for the girl who using ivs. It looks like she did something to make it bleed like that. Usually they're held so securely you only get minimal bleeding if any. As for a port that's insainly risky even for people who need them they carry alot of risk

Wow, thank you for that stunning insight. No one on this thread has ever mentioned the common knowledge that a line that goes directly from the outside world into your heart is dangerous nor suggested Sarah-Jean fucked with her IV intentionally, except in the exact posts you're referencing.

To counteract that salt,: Can someone interpret Dani's EKG results for her since she lurks here?

And dani, take your therapists' advice and stop lurking on every "HATER" site waiting for your name to get mentioned, you self-absorbed moron. If you keep eating on TPN you're going to keep gaining weight and quickly leave the weight range you claim your doctors want you in.

 

[yomamamasofat]

Wow, thank you for that stunning insight. No one on this thread has ever mentioned the common knowledge that a line that goes directly from the outside world into your heart is dangerous nor suggested Sarah-Jean fucked with her IV intentionally, except in the exact posts you're referencing.

To counteract that salt,: Can someone interpret Dani's EKG results for her since she lurks here?

And dani, take your therapists' advice and stop lurking on every "HATER" site waiting for your name to get mentioned, you fat self-absorbed moron.

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Wow thanks for pointing out that what I know is common knowledge never knew such a thing existed! Must become a crazy interlectual to make sure I know things that aren't so common to know! Maybe I should speek to some of the munchies? They seem to know everything. Or maybe I should ask you? As clearly you know much more about things that aren't common knowledge. Sorry I'm not a medical professor and can't go into crazy detail on something and only have a basic understanding like most people.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Wow thanks for pointing out that what I know is common knowledge never knew such a thing existed! Must become a crazy interlectual to make sure I know things that aren't so common to know! Maybe I should speek to some of the munchies? They seem to know everything. Or maybe I should ask you? As clearly you know much more about things that aren't common knowledge. Sorry I'm not a medical professor and can't go into crazy detail on something and only have a basic understanding like most people.

For the love of god that's not even what I was saying.

I was saying the information you relayed has been said in this thread thirty billion times including in the last few posts about Sarah-Jean and did not need to be repeated again. Lurk before posting. Actually read the thread and see what other people have said.

Or don't and people will keep mocking you every time you post.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

List o' meds.

Why is she taking an opioid blocker (Zubsolv) yet then turns around and says she takes Naloxone PRN for opioid OD? Bc then one would assume she IS taking opioids if she uses Naloxone for emergencies. Never heard of her opioid blocker - but something like LDN (low dose naltrexone) at 4mg once a day is way different than full strength Naltrexone 50+mg taken Multiple Times a day. Omg the inconsistencies with these idiots makes my brain hurt.

It is good to hear that munchies aren't as common as you'd think from Instagram, but I will never not be pissed off about their use of IVIG. Seeing people like chroniczebra getting it and knowing its scarcity is enough to get me full-on Mad at the Internet.

I don’t think CZ is taking IVIG anymore bc she’d be showing it off incessantly. She hasn’t mentioned it in a very long time. Back in my IF days someone had done some quality detective work and found a clinical study at her hospital for adverse effects from an HAE medication that used IVIG, and proposed that’s really why she was doing it. Who knows. Either it was that or she couldn’t handle the rough side efx and stopped (must be nice right! Optional life saving treatment!)

Wtf is wrong with people and Eds I swear they are all the same. There’s 47 comments on here and every single one says pots. The top hr is 133 and it all looks very normal to me but it’s def pots

Jesus Christ these zebras and their vitals. If your HR is 133 just lying in bed sleeping then there could be a problem. But those ranges looked VERY NORMAL for someone’s daily activity. Ya know, the kind where you stand up and down and walk to the bathroom.

Which brings me to a question. I see the Gastroparesis girls all over the instagram, and their cases are sooooo severe. Yet every damn day they have a Starbucks fancy blended coffee drink in their paws. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? I totally am down for “treat yo self” but if your stomach is paralyzed and you need IV fluids bc of it how are you drinking large Frappuccino’s every day?? Can someone with some medical knowledge weigh in on this?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Why is she taking an opioid blocker (Zubsolv) yet then turns around and says she takes Naloxone PRN for opioid OD? Bc then one would assume she IS taking opioids if she uses Naloxone for emergencies. Never heard of her opioid blocker - but something like LDN (low dose naltrexone) at 4mg once a day is way different than full strength Naltrexone 50+mg taken Multiple Times a day. Omg the inconsistencies with these idiots makes my brain hurt.

Leak-chan said she relapsed on fentanyl in the last few weeks. So idk, skipped her doses of zubsolv or overpowered it with dat good shit, but she was back to using recently and most people have hypothesized her current hospitalizations and crippling nausea/pain are detox.

 

[Sooperspoonie]

Why is she taking an opioid blocker (Zubsolv) yet then turns around and says she takes Naloxone PRN for opioid OD? Bc then one would assume she IS taking opioids if she uses Naloxone for emergencies. Never heard of her opioid blocker - but something like LDN (low dose naltrexone) at 4mg once a day is way different than full strength Naltrexone 50+mg taken Multiple Times a day. Omg the inconsistencies with these idiots makes my brain hurt.

Zubsolv is brand name Buprenorphine/naloxone medication used for treating opiate use disorder. It’s an opiate partial agonist. (https://www.samhsa.gov/medication-assisted-treatment/treatment/buprenorphine) Used responsibly and in conjunction with counseling and addiction treatment it is a great tool. However tons of people just abuse and sell it just like the opiates in the past.

Narcan nasal spray (Naloxone 4mg) is ideally prescribed to anyone with an opiate use disorder to keep on hand in case they relapse and overdose.

I’m questioning whether she is legally prescribed everything she is listed since it’s pretty dangerous to mix Buprenorphine with benzos like Xanax and Ativan and then add Seroquel on top of that. Huge risk of respiratory depression and abuse potential there.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I’m questioning whether she is legally prescribed everything she is listed since it’s pretty dangerous to mix Buprenorphine with benzos like Xanax and Ativan and then add Seroquel on top of that. Huge risk of respiratory depression and abuse potential there.

I'm gonna guess...probably not. Mixing buprenorphine and other CNS depressants would throw up a lot of warnings on the pharmacist's computer, at the very least.

Plus when you're doing medication-assisted treatment for opioid use disorder, you're supposed to drug test patients frequently. I have no idea how she'd be able to keep getting away with using fentanyl. Combining buprenorphine and fentanyl is also rather ridiculously dangerous but, well, munchies. If a patient keeps testing positive for other drugs then you're supposed to stop giving them buprenorphine for their own safety.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I'm gonna guess...probably not. Mixing buprenorphine and other CNS depressants would throw up a lot of warnings on the pharmacist's computer, at the very least.

Plus when you're doing medication-assisted treatment for opioid use disorder, you're supposed to drug test patients frequently. I have no idea how she'd be able to keep getting away with using fentanyl. Combining buprenorphine and fentanyl is also rather ridiculously dangerous but, well, munchies. If a patient keeps testing positive for other drugs then you're supposed to stop giving them buprenorphine for their own safety.

I will say while I trust the leak and everything else they’ve claimed so far has been verified, I was not sent any receipts to back up the claim of relapsing. Unknown if it was a story/post that disappeared before they could snag it, first hand knowledge, or simple oversight that the proof wasn’t attached to the message. My internet gossip whore side accepts it as true but my professional fact checker side is gnawing her fingernails to the quick.

Jonzie has always played fast and loose with the truth, though, so that list could be mostly or entirely fabricated. To my knowledge the only drug she’s shown other than heroin in the last few months is zofran.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

I’m questioning whether she is legally prescribed everything she is listed since it’s pretty dangerous to mix Buprenorphine with benzos like Xanax and Ativan and then add Seroquel on top of that. Huge risk of respiratory depression and abuse potential there.

I am highly suspicious a provider would knowingly prescribe these- maybe her state doesn’t have a PDMP that is well used? But most do by now. Or maybe she just isn’t honest with other providers?

 

[yomamamasofat]

I am highly suspicious a provider would knowingly prescribe these- maybe her state doesn’t have a PDMP that is well used? But most do by now. Or maybe she just isn’t honest with other providers?

Could be a possibility that she isn't being honest. Is it not common for munchies to jump from one provider to another when they're caught out or they don't get what they want? so that could be a posibity too

 

[TonySoprano]

Why would Zubsolv be sold on the street?

 

[elliptical narcissist]

Why would Zubsolv be sold on the street?

Many addicts on whatever formulation of buprenorphine are actually getting more than they need. Or are just not using it until a few days before they have to drop (UDS) at the doctors for their next month's prescription. They're selling it for money for this, that, the other thing or heroin.

Many Suboxone docs are starting addicts out and keeping them on a much higher dose than they actually need for maintenance. So, they have some to use and some to sell.

edit: Some people buy it because it does give a high. Many addicts will buy some to have around in case they can't score and don't want to be dopesick. There's definitely a market.

Source: Huge heroin (and meth) problem in my area.

 

[gay frogs]

I actually don't know much about the disability process other than munchies lose their shit when it's denied and then I laugh. The only one I know who is for sure on disability is Dani and that's because she starved, drank, and puked herself exceptional. She had just enough brains to get through high school and then her body burnt them for fuel.

It's funny that SJ used losing a limb as the example of who they would approve though. There was a guy in my hometown who lost a leg as an adult and still managed to run a successful toy and hobby store for quite a long time. Didn't even bother with a prosthesis. He just got around with a crutch under one arm like a badass. Stocked shelves, rang up customers, the whole nine.

I don't even know what illness she's claiming is so debilitating. Her "POTS" the cardiologist told her she didn't have? Well if it's that then she has her life-saving salt water and her much needed wheelchair and should be able to work just fine. Narcolepsy? She's said herself she has control of her symptoms with her medications. "cluster migraines"? she never even talks about those anymore and was able to be a month late on her emgality injection without having a problem so clearly those are under control. She does have a 'tism diagnosis but clearly high functioning enough to get around and worked just fine in the past.

And she does run a business, just not one that generates any income. If we believe her, then she successfully fund raises, solicits donations, and advertises for her ZebraStrong Care Packages company, packs up to 200 packages a month and ships them/drops them off, and she is actively seeking to expand. In September she's headed to some conference where she had a bunch of business cards printed up to promote her company.

But she can't go ring up sales at a makeup counter for a few hours a week?


ETA: Since I'm still getting DMs about this.

Paige Donovan-Smith is not Party_Wurmple. They don't even live on the same continent and the person who posted it admit she was an idiot who jumped to dumb conclusions without fact checking, and then I made her delete her account in shame.

The disability process is pretty long, even when you are legitimately disabled, sometimes even severely. It’s normal to be denied a few times. But I’m guessing what is happening here is they are checking out her social media and seeing her out and about, setting up these care packages, talking about getting makeup work, basically seeing she is not disabled, and denying her based on that. She’s just too stupid to realize.

 

[TonySoprano]

Many addicts on whatever formulation of buprenorphine are actually getting more than they need. Or are just not using it until a few days before they have to drop (UDS) at the doctors for their next month's prescription. They're selling it for money for this, that, the other thing or heroin.

Many Suboxone docs are starting addicts out and keeping them on a much higher dose than they actually need for maintenance. So, they have some to use and some to sell.

edit: Some people buy it because it does give a high. Many addicts will buy some to have around in case they can't score and don't want to be dopesick. There's definitely a market.

Source: Huge heroin (and meth) problem in my area.

Yeah, it just seems an odd choice! No doctor would prescribe benzos and subs together it's a deadly combination. You also cannot take zubsolv with most painkillers and you certainly cannot take them with any kind of ssri... The reason to say its an odd choice is because zubs is far far more likely to send someone into precipitated withdrawals than suboxone and even when you wait the recommended time into early/mild wds from whichever opiate you are addicted to a lot of people still end up in precipitated wd's it's one of the very worst...

Source : I'm a heroin addict.