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DankSydePhil said:
So far the only 2 nominations are his ass beating of getting double KO perfected in Street Fighter and the famous "Click on the ads" video. Both very good choices but we all know the ads video wont make the final cut.
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He already watched the click the ads video and conveniently cut it short just before that came up. While he'll ignore that suggestion it won't take long for him to rewatch videos because he forgot they were already covered. He has ~50,000 videos but who the hell can say "Fallout New Vegas part 47 was really good" so these retrospective events will just devolve into him randomly clicking playthroughs if that didn't happen already.

Too bad nobody made compilations of his playthroughs picking out the "best" moments for a more enjoyable viewing experience.
 
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PieceofShet said:
How often you talk to these guys? Btw, you are doing a good job letting them know.
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Every now and then. I usually try and talk with people who seem to be new so they're not sucked in by the story too much. I've talked to other people who were fans and I'd like to think I helped them break away a bit by being supportive when they were realizing that things didn't add up. I find that being friendly instead of insulting can open people up to conversation. Turns out a number of fans (or potential fans) aren't total assholes and are interesting to talk with.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
I finally found this quote about how Phil had to throw out his blanket after several months of Leanna not living with him. This year he admitted he routinely sweats heavily in his sleep, and at no point for 4+ months did it ever occur to him to wash his sweat soaked blanket, instead he threw it out and bought a new one. This is a dude who sweats heavily in his sleep and never washes his bedding.
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@Noob-Noob Do you remember if there's a video link to Phil saying this? I've been wanting to laugh directly at this ineptitude of his for some time. Your quote is from January 12th, 2018. Maybe it's in your YouTube watch history? Or did you hear it while watching on Twitch? I'd rather not have to comb through months of pre-streams. Did he say this at the same time as the 'I just taught myself how to do laundry' shit?
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Guessing this might be it in a snort burnell clip though he does say he washed it a bunch of times.. but it still stunk even after being washed. How bad does it have to be for that to be the case?

 
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Raven'sChild said:
No J2k tonight. Mrs. D$P is home...again. Three days off this week and two that we know of next week? She sure has a lot of 'rare days off'.
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Did he actually call it a day off, or, as often happens with retail jobs, did her schedule get changed again?

Unrelated: Kevybear cheered to get himself banned again. So once more, solid TROLOLOLOL bro! You really showed Phil by...giving him more money.
 
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This troll is still mocking Phil's VIRTUAL RELATIONSHIP meme

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Phil:
"Ughh No KevyBearJr you are just a fucking IDIOT MORON, and you know it"

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Guess what happened next.............

"Goodbye MORAHN, this is the guy who kept begging to come back but he is just a fucking idiot MORAHN, so goodbye and never ask to come back!


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Fuckoffdad said:
Guessing this might be it in a snort burnell clip though he does say he washed it a bunch of times.. but it still stunk even after being washed. How bad does it have to be for that to be the case?

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HaHaHaHaHaaa Oh my god, how bad are his night sweats that he's having the same mildew, mold, and body soils buildup in his blanket that people who don't know how to treat their sweaty gym clothes have?

Just don't leave it lying in a rumpled heap after you soaked it with sweat, your "most amazing washer and dryer with more settings than I've ever seen" probably has a 'Soak' setting that you can use and pour some vinegar in with before washing, or they make specific detergent for gym clothes that you should probably buy anyway since this is a recurring issue with you.
Of course Phil decides to spend $50 on a new blanket instead of $5 on some vinegar and appropriate detergent. Like how he decided to spend hundreds buying foam mats for his whole house on his credit card instead of spending $10 to buy a pair of Slides with cushy foam soles to wear as house slippers.

What a disgusting fat pig 🤮
 
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I feel like Phil says stupid shit so often, every day, that we really overlook just how bad his actual streams are. I was trying to find a clip by going through some of his RAW UNEDITED gameplay and he's legitimately the worst streamer I've ever watched, even discounting the dumb stuff he says.
 
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bearsintrees said:
Anyone else getting "scared to be home alone with Phil" vibes when every time the two of them are together in the house, Kat closes herself off in her room with Jasper?
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Kat tried to adopt a cat to lowkey protect her when she's home alone with DSP, but Mr. Big Nuts called her bluff and pressured her into adopting a declawed cat incapable of attacking him. Jasper runs around "kneading" DSP's limbs but in reality the cat is trying to attack and protect Kat.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
HaHaHaHaHaaa Oh my god, how bad are his night sweats that he's having the same mildew, mold, and body soils buildup in his blanket that people who don't know how to treat their sweaty gym clothes have?

Just don't leave it lying in a rumpled heap after you soaked it with sweat, your "most amazing washer and dryer with more settings than I've ever seen" probably has a 'Soak' setting that you can use and pour some vinegar in with before washing, or they make specific detergent for gym clothes that you should probably buy anyway since this is a recurring issue with you.
Of course Phil decides to spend $50 on a new blanket instead of $5 on some vinegar and appropriate detergent. Like how he decided to spend hundreds buying foam mats for his whole house on his credit card instead of spending $10 to buy a pair of Slides with cushy foam soles to wear as house slippers.

What a disgusting fat pig 🤮
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Why would he do that when he can have new stuff and a new thing to complain about? Win win for him.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
HaHaHaHaHaaa Oh my god, how bad are his night sweats that he's having the same mildew, mold, and body soils buildup in his blanket that people who don't know how to treat their sweaty gym clothes have?
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We've been waiting too long now on a follow up to the hint he gave about having some medical condition that makes him hot and sweaty at night.. seems as though The Gout mockery and such like has perhaps put him off ever revealing what it actually is. Male menopause? Overactive thyroid? Or just one too many gin and twittractor cocktails making him stew in his own miserable juices into the wee small hours.
 
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Fuckoffdad said:
We've been waiting too long now on a follow up to the hint he gave about having some medical condition that makes him hot and sweaty at night.. seems as though The Gout mockery and such like has perhaps put him off ever revealing what it actually is. Male menopause? Overactive thyroid? Or just one too many gin and twittractor cocktails making him stew in his own miserable juices into the wee small hours.
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It's being an alcoholic who gets on and off the wagon multiple times a month. There's nothing more soaked with that saltiest sweat than a drunk's sheets for the week after they try to quit drinking.
 
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kamekmagik said:
I feel like Phil says stupid shit so often, every day, that we really overlook just how bad his actual streams are. I was trying to find a clip by going through some of his RAW UNEDITED gameplay and he's legitimately the worst streamer I've ever watched, even discounting the dumb stuff he says.
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His rage-a-thon might be the worst live broadcast i've seen in my life.
 
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