Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina

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fawnsimulator said:
Wow nice, I literally posted that for nothing. It's already been wiped.

Sorry folks.
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I predict a rapid array of identities, genders, and sexualities will be cropping up over 600 new blogs as she tries to escape her self-made hate machine. The one you posted was definitely her, and I didn't get caps but she claimed to only use 'they' pronouns for once. At the end we will be left with a potato more pronoun than person.
 
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They'll probably make a new blog, as usual.
Maybe they'll adopt Bojack Horseman as a new headmate while they're at it, seeing as they're both depressed and whiny as fuck.

Also, this may sound stupid (and probably is) but you can still access Vade's posts on his old blog Ringabelkin if you just type in /archive, since their blog is wiped and all we can still view posts that way.
 
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fawnsimulator said:
They'll probably make a new blog, as usual.
Maybe they'll adopt Bojack Horseman as a new headmate while they're at it, seeing as they're both depressed and whiny as fuck.
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We know it was her because as soon as we found her URL, she bahleeted. She will undoubtedly be back, if she isn't already. All ya gotta do is check who reblogs shit from thegreatautisticmaxie or Aura until we find her again. She likely she moved again.
 
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Miraak said:
We know it was her because as soon as we found her URL, she bahleeted. She will undoubtedly be back, if she isn't already. All ya gotta do is check who reblogs shit from thegreatautisticmaxie or Aura until we find her again. She likely she moved again.
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Tbh I wish Vade would just stop this URL-hopping bullshit, its just tarnishing whatever they have left of their reputation (which granted, isn't really much of anything good at this point). That site has really fucked up their mental health, which seemed to be bad enough before as it is. Of course they can't stay away from their hugbox for long since the outside world is so cruel to people who use sprout pronouns and identify as snarlgender.
 
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CatParty said:
starting to think everyone with a tumblr is as fucked up as this vade
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Rest assured that isn't the case, although that site seems to have just been getting worse and worse as of late. :v Some of us who are fortunate to have not lost their marbles might've had some close calls. I know I sure as heck did, but even in my ~SJW~ phase I was not nearly as fucked up as Vade is.

Also you do still have the fucked up on the opposite side of the spectrum like literal Nazis and mass shooter worshipers who all wanna suck Eric Harris's and Dylan Klebold's dicks.

... Oh Tumblr.
 
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Man if there is another thing that annoys me it's sure as heck Tumblr otherkin mm mm mm. See being an otherkin originally meant identifying as something now Tumblr made it so flimsy and bastardized that pretty much every twit is making grabbyhands at that nifty little label. Like oh yeah Vade just casually ditches all those headmates and kintypes to instead "become" 2D like nice one there, jackass.

At least now they can't bellyache about being referred to by they/them pronouns. :v

Of course everything Tumblr touches turns to shit so yeah... GREAT stuff to see otherkin and therian stuff being reduced to trends a la being trans and mentally ill.
 
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Vade will continue to fruitlessly change URLs. It's an attempt to avoid the real problem - Vade herself. The thing is, this problem is now beyond Vade's control. The only way she will ever improve is by bettering herself as a human being, and her own addiction to tumblr will never allow this. The vortex of misery will continue until she departs Tumblr entirely, or her few remaining followers abandon her entirely, leaving Vade questioning vainly as to why they've all abandoned someone with the mental state of a petulant coward.

NOTE: Vade's hand was tipped on her new URL specifically because her contingent of morons immediately followed her. Vade is too easy to track.

VADE ASK FOR NEW URL COUNT: 33
 
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I don't think she realizes that so long as she continues acting like an entitled child, we'll continue to find her. While Tumblr is filled with people like her, Alyssa makes it very obvious what blogs are hers when they pop up. As Jaimas said, soon she won't have any followers at all, because they'll get tired of having to go to her new blogs.

There's no hiding from the prying eyes of the Kiwi Farms.
 
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CatParty said:
starting to think everyone with a tumblr is as fucked up as this vade
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I've heard that Tumblr is losing members due to the growing infamy of what can best be described as "Tumblr disease": SJWs/otherkin/multiples/gendercraps. Obviously, the fucked up people won't see anything wrong, and will stick around. It's the normal people who will leave. As the normal people leave, the ratio of normal people to fucked up people will get worse and Tumblr will overall become more fucked up, causing more normal people to leave. Rinse and repeat. Eventually only the fuckups will be left. I wonder how far along that process is right now?
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
I've heard that Tumblr is losing members due to the growing infamy of what can best be described as "Tumblr disease": SJWs/otherkin/multiples/gendercraps. Obviously, the fucked up people won't see anything wrong, and will stick around. It's the normal people who will leave. As the normal people leave, the ratio of normal people to fucked up people will get worse and Tumblr will overall become more fucked up, causing more normal people to leave. Rinse and repeat. Eventually only the fuckups will be left. I wonder how far along that process is right now?
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Except somewhere along the way, Yahoo will realize how much money they're losing because of Tumblr and either sell it to someone less capable, or let it die entirely. SJWs like Alyssa can scream all they want about "DUH PATRIARCHY!" but in the end, it will be buisiness that kills the beast. The all-powerful god named "Money."
 
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